"Allstate? It's Nick Nolte ... We Need to Talk."

1. He will definitely get a better mug shot at Starbucks :)

Posted at 7:50PM on Oct 8th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

2. he's ok....god bless him

Posted at 7:54PM on Oct 8th 2008 by yoyomams

3. The next big trial of the century. Nick Nolte vs All State insurance for insurance fruad. This guy is going to cash in on his house, get a motel room on sunset, and buy mounds of coke.

Posted at 8:03PM on Oct 8th 2008 by RadioHead.

4. READ ALL ABOUT IT...


pre-millenium, semi-professional quasi 'actor' gets coffee the day after his house burns down



HOW IS THIS NEWS?

Posted at 8:14PM on Oct 8th 2008 by effyouseekayeyeenngee imbeciles

5. I still think Nick's hot

Posted at 8:13PM on Oct 8th 2008 by m.

6. Does anyone remember when he was PEOPLE's Sexiest Man of the Year back in the 90's? What the hell happened??

Posted at 8:27PM on Oct 8th 2008 by mommakolo

7. The good news is his hair is safe.

Posted at 9:56PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Deep Southern

8. Are you sure he didn't call Geico instead? He looks like a caveman.. so easy Nick Nolte can do it

Posted at 9:20PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Alfalfa

9.

I'd go upside down for him anytime, to help him spend that insurance money, wink , wink.

Posted at 9:44PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Upside Down Girl

10. dam, that really sucks. after he gets sober too........

Posted at 10:11PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Joe Mama

11. There are rumors that it was a terrorist attack that burnt his house down. Apparently he was wearing a McCain-Palin t-shirt and one of Obama's radical friends got all pissed off.

Posted at 12:20AM on Oct 9th 2008 by Obama is a terrorist!

12. "Sometimes actor?"

What's that supposed to mean? Idiots.

Posted at 12:27AM on Oct 9th 2008 by colin

13. NOBODY wants a fire, glad he is ok, he will make it thur better than u or I would have!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:09AM on Oct 9th 2008 by SP

14. It`s better than fixing pot holes

Posted at 2:29AM on Oct 10th 2008 by Nude Bacon