Palin: Hockey Moms Raping Our Troops!

Okay, Sarah Palin didn't actually say that, but thanks to the magic of the Internets ... she kinda did. Sorta.

A website called PALINdrome has diced up all of mavericky maverick Sarah Palin's speeches, and given all you Joe Six-Packs the power to make Sarah say whatever your sick little heart desires.

Just because Palin can't put her words together good doesn't mean you can't put her words together not good too. Confusing? You betcha!

NOTE: The site may load a little darn slow now due to all the extra traffic.



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31. ROBERT BUTCHER #26______________- 'there is no god",,,,,,,,,, Obama has met with the rich who hide in the shadows, just like Bush, they are more evil & controlling than you think.............. One World Bank, One World Government.. socialism, facism, communism, Stalin, Hitler, Napoleon,,,,,,,,,,MUSSSLIM /CHRISTIAN

Posted at 3:46PM on Oct 8th 2008 by costamesboy, re-located somewhere in Hell!!!~ AZ.

32. Rape is never a funny word or catchy headline.

Posted at 3:58PM on Oct 8th 2008 by degrading women is wrong

33. That's fine....

I'm actually working on a website right now where you can pick which lie you want to come out of Obama's mouth next. Oh...and you can also add "ummm" and "uhhh" to it also. (Minimum 5 per sentence just to keep it real people)

Posted at 4:03PM on Oct 8th 2008 by I'm for MCCAIN & PALIN so I must be racist....

34. Sarah Palin sounded hilarious with my lines "Heaven forbid Trig is a maverick, ahh say it isn't so Joe"

Posted at 5:02PM on Oct 8th 2008 by IMAWEED

35. What magazine do you read Sarah Palin? Oh...um....oh....Snowmoblie weekly....losing elections 101...and having an affair with my husbands friend, old guys I wanna bone...just to name a few. What kind of crazy looney fundamentalist christian crazy crap is Sarah Palin into.....She is a joke....agreed to go ahead with Troopergate Investigation but then told her staff not to cooperate until the election is over.....she seems honest. Not.

Should anyone trust the Republicans. Lets see in 2000 we had a piggy bank filled with money(the federal reserve)....one unnecessary war later and a financial crisis caused by unchecked investment banks we have added 10,000,000,000,000.00 to the national debt, devaluing the dollar into the ground. Maybe that was just a little bad luck and we will be ok with Republicans in power.....McCain is pushing for another War publically while campaigning. Yes a War with Iran...a country far more organized that Iraq. Why...to stop them from making a nuke. Why go to war when you can disable the reactors and be done with it. I will tell you why because war is not about terrorism, it is about the NEOCON plan for wold domination. How delusional can one group of people be...everything a necon says is a lie and MCcain is one. 1.Iraq has weapons of mass distruction-LIE 2. We will be greeted as liberators-LIE 3. Al Qeda is in Iraq prewar-LIE

In prewar Afganistan the Taliban killed heroin dealers and growers- there was not a problem....now there are more fields of opium than ever. What is the US doing to opium fields...nothing whatsoever. Ever notice that US heroin levels have spiked. Hmmmm sounds vaguely familiar to Iran Contra and the infiltration of crack into american inner cities brought to you by the souless bastards of the CIA under the direction of the biggest drug dealer in the entire world...hint ...his son is the president. If they really didn't want to let the terrorists win, then why after the so-called attack did the Bush administration do more to limit your civil liberties than any president in history. We had to give up part of our freedom so the terrorists don't win.......wait a minute....if we give up our freedom then they win......we did give up some of our freedom so I guess the terrorists won. It is ok that most Republicans don't read up on their canidates or don't bother to check out if they are really doing what is best for our country.....and that you are all motivated by your fear...to scared to question and so easy to accept anything that makes you think you are safer. Using fear to get people to vote for you is not working and the attacks on Obama are not working, the lies about Obama are not working...what are you all going to do next. I bet you are running scared that a black man will be your president because half of the people voting for McCain are racists, although they would never admit it, they just say he is a terrorist without a shred of proof. McCain voluntarily stayed in Hanoi, but when he got home he dumped the woman that loved him and married a rich bitch that could get him where he wanted to go. How sick is that. OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA.....get used to the chant because even 8 years after he is done people will still cheer his name...for being a great leader and not a fear monger. Suck it mindless Republicans, your party died when you picked G Dub, the most retarded person to ever be president.

Posted at 4:04PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Robert Butcher

36. Hope FBI and crime profilers are reading this site too. It's time to take action against certain "free speech" pricks who pollute our nation.

Posted at 4:15PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Get the pricks out of public

37. C'mon guys...I'm not a fan of Palin's, but this kind of stuff is awful. If you research her record carefully, you'll find that her claims-- as well as McCain's campaign regarding her "accomplishments" -- are either wildly exagerrated or blatantly untrue. If people are going to discuss someone, discuss it honestly, based on their actual record -- not this garbage.

Posted at 4:29PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Kits

38. Oh for the love of God folks, relax. Its a political satire website. You know, the same kind of stuff that has been done to virtually every politician in our lifetime? Sarah Palin has created an image for herself that provokes this kind of stuff and there is absolutely no stopping it as long as she is some sort of a public light. And, no, it isn't the "liberal media" creating it for her. One of her own hand-selected hometown journalists who was embedded with her campaign quoted her in Newsweek as to clearly not making an effort to study the facts of her speeches but to "just give me the bullet points and I'll run with it." I think this satire site is pretty much on point to what she conveys.

Posted at 4:35PM on Oct 8th 2008 by MP

39. a brilliant and hilarious website! what genius created this? i love it!

Posted at 4:54PM on Oct 8th 2008 by klk

40. Where is the pathetic site tearing apart NObama and the Vulcan, aka Biden? Oh, we cannot have that, or we would be racist........Not being able to handle a successful woman who is NOT a die-hard butch feminist demonstrates the insecurity and fear of most liberals. Get real TMZ and stickl to what you do best.

Posted at 4:52PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Lowlife Lefties

41. Is that picture in the swimsuit with the gun seriously her? I thought that picture was a photoshopped joke. Holy crap. Hey "libsmakemelaff": that reminds me of the Ummm and the huge silence from the VP debate. You're really immature. Congratulations on making Republicans look like bigger jerks. (I'm not registered Republican or Democrat, because I prefer to make up my own mind instead of letting a party tell me what to do... I know, a foreign thought for you).

Posted at 5:04PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Valerie

42. "I'm for MCCAIN & PALIN so I must be racist...." Nah.. Just a redneck. Oh wait.

Posted at 5:05PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Valerie

43. I AM VOTING REPUBLICAN. BUT AT LEAST I AM BIAS, IS EVERYONE AFRAID OF A STRONG MINDED WOMAN!! YOU KNOW THEY SAY SHE HAS NO EXPERIENCE, I GUESS SHE HAS THE SAME QUALIFICATIONS AS OBAMA

Posted at 5:38PM on Oct 8th 2008 by RCOLA

44. TMZ needs to stay away from politics, we don't need anymore liberal idiots to display incorrect informatin or stupid opinions. First off, Palin can speak a lot better than Obama who says uh, um, and huh every other word and if you can get past that and listen to what he says, he doesn't say anything... I mean absolutly nothing!
And, if someone was to create webpages to do the same thing to Obama we would all be shot and hung with the name racists above our heads.... funny how no one thinks about the reverse discrimination that happens everyday!

Posted at 7:39PM on Oct 8th 2008 by Carmen

45. I ARGUE WITH MY FAMILY BECAUSE I AM VOTING REPULICAN AND PROUD OF IT. JUST BECAUSE SHE IS PRETTY DOES NOT MEAN U HAVE TO POKE FUN AND YEAH HOW ABOUT MAKING FUN OF THE DEMOOOOOOOCRATES.
SOONER OR LATER SOMETHING IS GOING TO COME UP ON OBAMA EVERYTIME SOME ONE HE KNOWS DOES OR SAY SOMETHING WRONG HE BACKS AWAY FROM THEM W H A T A F R I E N D!!!!

Posted at 5:45PM on Oct 8th 2008 by RCOLA

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