Celebrity Justice
"Austin Powers" Star Charged in Gang Rape

Joe SonTMZ has learned the actor who played Random Task in the first "Austin Powers" movie has been charged with a vicious gang rape.

Joe Son's arrest has been all over newspapers in the O.C., but no one connected the dots -- that the suspect is actually Dr. Evil's henchman -- until now.

Here's how it all went down. Son pleaded guilty back in May to felony vandalism. The plea required him to fork over a DNA sample. Investigators ran his sample and found Son's DNA connected him to an unsolved gang rape back in 1990, where a woman was pistol-whipped, raped, threatened with death and eventually blindfolded and released naked.

Son has been charged with five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force.

Son faces a maximum sentence of 275 years to life if convicted.




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31. I think he was Mr. Fuji in the WWF years ago.

Posted at 10:22PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Catherine

32. Please excuse me, but i think is is pretty damn cute. I love Asian bears. Please tell me I am not the only one who finds him attractive. Looks like the only action he will be getting is in prison. Shame. Woof Woof.

Posted at 10:46PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Bear Lover

33. "Revenge is Mine saith the Lord." I bet He's got something special in mind for this bastard!

Posted at 10:47PM on Oct 9th 2008 by bobette

34. I know this guy! He used to work out at PowerHouse Gym in HB on Main Street and teach Martial Arts upstairs with his brother. WOW. You really don't know who you are walking with, working out by, or talking too... he's been in several movies. I didn't know him that well, but still, being female, that is frightening...

That's scary.

Posted at 10:51PM on Oct 9th 2008 by I know this guy...

35. There is always a possibility that he was framed, just like O.J. with the blood evidence.

Posted at 10:55PM on Oct 9th 2008 by FiBiker

36. all I can think abt after reading this is how the woman who was tortured is today? , she was denied 18 yrs ago to live out her life as she had planned, how sad. I pray she is in a ok place now. Doubt it though. ;(

Posted at 10:58PM on Oct 9th 2008 by thinking of u !

37. "Son has been charged with five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force"

DAMN!

Posted at 11:26PM on Oct 12th 2008 by LSG

38. and if she were to become pregnant as a result, your beloved sarah palin would force her to keep the baby and pay for her own rape kit

Posted at 11:01PM on Oct 9th 2008 by sooowhat

39. I hope this guy burns in hell. And I try not to get political in comments- but Soowhat has a couple of good points. That poor woman.
I'll never laugh at the end of Austin Powers again.
And I DON'T mean that in a snarky way, either.
No man or woman deserves that kind of torture.
Unless he's done it to someone else.

Posted at 11:23PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Rikers

40. Joe son's DNA sample was switched, and bad cops are framing him. - A new DNA sample that can be trusted will clear Joe son.

Joe Son did some religious videos that some did not like.

Posted at 11:31PM on Oct 9th 2008 by pie

41. B. Hussein Obama will NOT be honest about his relationship with terrorist William Ayers, who bombed police stations, the pentagon and the home of a NY State judge and his family in the midst of a BLACK PANTHER trial.


NOW it comes out that Hussein's sweet bride, Meechelle, was at the SAME LAW FIRM that Bernadine Dorn (Ayers' wife) was working at. ("Bernie", a law school grad, worked there as a clerk - no state would admit her into the Bar because of her terrorist activities. )

What that means is that not only is Obama LYING about the length of time he has known Ayers, which it tunrs out is 20 YEARS, but Michelle Obama is closer to Bernadine Ayers than we ever knew.

It ALSO turns out that Obama was chosen by Ayers to dole out $50,000,000 in "education grants" which would have Ayers' stamp of approval in being used to radicalize to OVERTHROW CAPITALISM and socially engineer young students. Ayers' education reform money has been heralded by none other than HUGO CHAVEZ and it was THROUGH OBAMA that Ayers was able to disperse this money through the Annenberg Foundation.

WHAT IS IT ABOUT OBAMA THAT BILL AYERS, members of Hammas and all the other far left people LIKES SO MUCH?

This is a man who has no problem having INAPPROPRIATE RELATIONSHIPS with FAR LEFT radicals: Ayers, Phlager, Rev. Wright, Farrakhan. Even Obama's mother was a muslim-loving, atheist wack job who was a communist, as was his FATHER.

Obama is a follower of Saul Alinsky, who famously wrote, 'Rules for Radicals" and whose OWN SON says that Obama does a fantastic job of implementing the guidelines for being a community agitator, aka "organizer".

Can you imagine being a soldier where your commander in chief is comforable consorting with people who bomb the Pentagon and police stations?!!!

These are FACTS, people, WAKE UP and read! Research!

WHAT IS THE TRUTH, OBAMA?

WHAT IS THE TRUTH?

Posted at 11:41PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Narcissa

42. Yeah baby means yeah baby!

Posted at 11:45PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Mike Rainey

43. I just saw some of his fighting videos on YOUTUBE and love those strong thrusting thighs!!

I would love to do him once before he goes to prison....


Posted at 12:04AM on Oct 10th 2008 by Msfisty

44. Joe Son is innocent until proven guilty. Our leader's image will not be besmirched by these outrageous allegations. DNA SchmeeNA. It could happen to anyone.

Posted at 12:07AM on Oct 10th 2008 by zedd

45. OMG, what a douch bag you know they should make him cut off his own penis and put it in a food processor then put his nasty azz in jail so he can become someones boy toy, or better yet let anyone that wants a shot at him with those bean bag bullets till he is dead, ok I am for the death penalty, an eye for an eye tooth for a tooth, no punishment is to good for him or anyone that does this kind of hidous crime

Posted at 12:23AM on Oct 10th 2008 by clippers1856

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