Bruce Willis -- Moonlighting as Old Man

31. no, that really doesn't look like him. I looked up other pics of bruce and his nose is different.

Posted at 10:31PM on Oct 9th 2008 by squig

32. Holy Moses! A few more pounds, a red jumpsuit, and some reindeer and he could pass as Santy Claus.

Posted at 10:43PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Campy

33. He's

going

for

the

UFC

Evan Tanner

Look.

Posted at 10:31AM on Oct 10th 2008 by JEN2K

34. You fricking idiots!! Thats not Bruce but Randy "Macho Man" Savage!!! Man, you idiots will believe anything and TMZ needs to get better editors! Maybe Harvey needs to quit being on the boring "People's Court" lol

Posted at 11:33AM on Oct 10th 2008 by Dark

35. I actually think he looks hot :) Call me crazy .. but I do!

Posted at 12:24PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Jen

36. TMZ is stupid. That is not Bruce Willis and I know because you have done this before. I think the photographer just needed to get a life that day.

Posted at 1:10PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Sunshine

37. What does he care what he looks like? It's not like his looks were ever a "chick magnet" before. The only reason he gets all of those hot pieces of F**K is that he only too happy to assume the role of a sugar daddy. He loves to spend money on the ladies after all how else can you guarantee the hottest piece of a**. LOL! His latest girlfriend Emma Heming a British Victoria Secrets Model (I know what a shock) has a long history of dating primarily rich men. Some famous like P Diddy and some not so famous like that billionaire Flavio who fathered Heidi Klums eldest child. Number one priority for guys like Bruce is that she's hot and that she's nice and can make him laugh and that she's for sale like a common hooker, otherwise she would never put up with his compulsive cheating. LOL! Let's hope the next generation of Hollywood develops a little more common sense and class than all that. I hope Zac and Miley and other's see these pathetic old goats for the fools they really are. Otherwise they too will be having multiple marriages and very little real happiness.

Posted at 3:10PM on Nov 18th 2008 by sassy

38. Hey, I saw the a similar picture over on Perez Hilton but it he was with his youngest daughter and his latest sex toy Emma. I guess they were both off spending "daddy's" money. lol
I hear those UK chicks will pull out all the stops to marry a rich guy. You know the usual baloney. Reading the newspaper daily so she can discuss worldly events. Making sure they are proficient in the sports that most rich guys like, tennis, golf, skiing, and surfing. Some will even do scuba diving if that what a lot of rich guys like. And ladies if you really want to stand out from the crowd of gold diggers, make him wait a minimum of three months before you spread your legs for him. Catherine Zeta Jones made Micheal Douglas wait almost 11 months before she would put out. And of course you must join a charity. But not just any charity, it must be one you actually care about lest you sound like a phony when discussing the charity. lol
Shying away from publicity since most rich and/or famous men hate women who use them to further their own careers whereas marrying a man for his money is perfectly okay so long as she does a good job of lying about how much she loves him for him and not his money. These women usually sound about as genuine as a three dollar bill, but then again we women can spot these phonies better than any man can. That's because we use our brain between our ears, not our legs.
One thing I read in those "how to get any guy to marry you" books was, compliment him on an area of his body or face that he is insecure about. Like if he hates his nose, compliment him on how "cute" it is and he will follow you around like a love sick puppy. However, in the rare instance that he really hates the nose and you've been dating for at least six months then maybe you can gently suggest that he have plastic surgery while reassuring him that it won't change your "feelings" for him one bit. lol
And if he or one of his friends accuses you of being a gold digger then just give the standard non-answer...."I don't need your money, I'm perfectly capable of supporting myself!" LOL! You'd be surprised at how many stupid men settle for such a ridiculous answer since no one accuses these women of not being able to support themselves but of wanting him to spend his money on her. Not the same by any stretch of the imagination. lol
Hope they do marry though! lol Talk about easy money! My friends and I will be flying out to Vegas next summer and we will be placing bets on numerous Hollywood marriages. lol The only catch is that you need to have both the month and the year they will break-up, since the process of a divorce can take up to a year even with an iron clad prenup.
All I can say is it's a good thing that taking a lie detector test isn't a requirement for marriage. That would probably do away with over 90% of all of the Hollywood marriages. Then who would we have to make fun of? LOL!!

Posted at 4:03PM on Nov 18th 2008 by smartypants