Get a Load of This! "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" Script

TMZ got its mitts on the entire script for Hustler's upcoming porn parody: "Who's Nailin' Paylin?"
Click to see the script!
Uber-MILF Lisa Ann will be steaming it up with a certain snowmobile salesman and a bipartisan pundit named "Hilly" who's, well, just plain bi.

The film shoots this weekend, just in time for the election. Does it promise to deliver the goods? You betcha!



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31. Ooooh! I came in my hands 5 times already!!

Posted at 9:45AM on Oct 9th 2008 by a Real Man

32. Next movie will be "Bill Ayers forced me to have sex" with roomate.

Posted at 9:49AM on Oct 9th 2008 by Mik

33. I'd see it once but I don't think it would become part of my collection.

Posted at 9:51AM on Oct 9th 2008 by Roger C.

34. OBAMA IS EQUIVALENT TO CORRUPTION:

The ties with terrorists and radicals
Being a non-christian
Ties to Fannie Mae failure
Ties to the ACORN organization
which by the way, Is Obama planning to win the election with voters who do not exist?

Posted at 10:51AM on Oct 9th 2008 by democrats=corruption

35. If you vote for Obama, just remember that you may be risking your children and your grandchildren's future. Obama will raise taxes, he has hardly any experience and has associated with radical Muslims, terrorist sympathizers, RACISTS, ACORN and anti-American preachers. Honestly, I cannot trust him and that is why I will vote for McCain.......

Posted at 10:18AM on Oct 9th 2008 by SUNSHINE

36.

Yuk.

Posted at 10:33AM on Oct 9th 2008 by OCD

37. Hey,proud american & vote smart...a little less coffee!!..or what ever your on?...take it down a notch,,,way down...nobody's
looking for a history lesson here..take it the f##k easy...who cares??!!..i've got your Facts!! hanging..friggen idiots...you know
Obama is going win this election...and you just can't admit it...Palin is the story here today.!..in another month you won't
remember her name...you douche bags.

Posted at 10:34AM on Oct 9th 2008 by nothing for nothing

38. I'm an Christian American and am sad to say that we HAVE become a joke in many countries around the world. Respect and dignity has all but vanished from this land of ours. Whether we are Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Agnostic, Athiest (pretty sure I spelled that wrong) or whatever, it would be nice to do what is best for everyone and have respect for each other.....political/religious/fundamental beliefs aside.....and get people in office that truly want to turn this country around. Pornographic movies containing caricatures of anyone, living or dead, without their permission just shouldn't be produced!

Posted at 10:48AM on Oct 9th 2008 by greenghost

39. This is freakin great, a porn mocking Palin. I love it, but then again I'm a Obama supporter. But what does that have to do with anything? A porn about Palin has nothing to do with what side your on. If Obama would have picked a milf as his running mate, we'd be talking about that, but he didn't, so here we are, Get over yourselves America and learn to laugh. I think this is just freaking hilarious. I can't wait to see it!

Posted at 10:58AM on Oct 9th 2008 by Get over yourselves

40. 30. Next movie will be "Bill Ayers forced me to have sex" with roomate.

Posted at 9:49AM on Oct 9th 2008 by Mik
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I see you still can't spell, moron. I'm not surprised you are buying into the smears. Fortunately, pragmatic (in your your language "protagonist") voters are not.

Posted at 10:55AM on Oct 9th 2008 by Mik is a retard

41. Greenghost, you're right. At least one country I know of thinks this whole election is hilarious, even though it's going through its own political mess. The reason? Sarah Palin. When a smart politician who hasn't bothered to learn one thing about their country (other than how to manipulate its inhabitants) gets on the presidential ticket, it sets the entire system up for ridicule.

Posted at 11:00AM on Oct 9th 2008 by Kay

42. only in America you could do this kind of sh*t.don't you love freedom?We are going to be a part of a historic moment where an AFRICAN AMERICAN takes the white house. He better be good because we will be watching.In four years if he sucks we can vote for someone else. so reps keep your britches up and dems you better perform. we'll see. im voting for Obama though.

Posted at 11:04AM on Oct 9th 2008 by jehovahs witness

43. Hey "42. only in America you could do this kind of sh*t.don't you love freedom?We are going to be a part of a historic moment where an AFRICAN AMERICAN takes the white house. He better be good because we will be watching.In four years if he sucks we can vote for someone else. so reps keep your britches up and dems you better perform. we'll see. im voting for Obama though.

Posted at 11:04AM on Oct 9th 2008 by jehovahs witness"

so, if Obama wins do we need to paint the White house Black?

Posted at 11:16AM on Oct 9th 2008 by amjustsaying...

44. THE DISTRACTIONS THAT PREGNANT BRISTOL PAYLIN WILL SUBJECT HER MOM TO WILL STOP PAYLIN FROM GIVING 100% TO THE DUTIES OF VICE PRESIDENT. BRISTOLS BABY WILL AFFECT AMERICA 1,000X MORE THAN JAMIE LYNN SPEARS BABY. GOD BLESS BRISTOL FOR NOT MURDERING/ABORTING HER BABY BUT DAMN PAYLIN TRYING TO LIE HER DAUGHTERS BABY WON'T GET THE BIGGEST SHARE OF HER HEART AND MIND.

Posted at 11:21AM on Oct 9th 2008 by JEN2K

45. McCain is ready to go into a nursing home. Dude can barley walk. Have you noticed his little arms. (I did)..LOL

Can you imagine Sarah Palin taking over our country. She should just continue being a soccer mom. She's nothing but a brain dead bitch with no remorse. They ask her a question about; what she thinks about Iraq and our U.S troops being out there, and bitch goes off subject talking about womens rights. Now that's what you call a box of rocks. aka (brain dead bitch)
Obama all the way baby-2008

Posted at 11:30AM on Oct 9th 2008 by Terry Alllready

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