Get a Load of This! "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" Script

TMZ got its mitts on the entire script for Hustler's upcoming porn parody: "Who's Nailin' Paylin?"
Click to see the script!
Uber-MILF Lisa Ann will be steaming it up with a certain snowmobile salesman and a bipartisan pundit named "Hilly" who's, well, just plain bi.

The film shoots this weekend, just in time for the election. Does it promise to deliver the goods? You betcha!



Reader Comments

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46. TMZ, stay out of Politics!!!!!! this type of garbage is unnecessary!!! GO PALIN, WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Posted at 11:33AM on Oct 9th 2008 by GG

47. This "movie" is Rush Limbaugh's ultimate fantasy.

Posted at 11:34AM on Oct 9th 2008 by chicken stripper

48. Who isn't.

Posted at 11:35AM on Oct 9th 2008 by superman

49. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - BRISTOL PAYLINS BABY - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


WILL AFFECT AMERICA 1,000,000 X MORE THAN JAMIE LYNN SPEARS
BABY. GOD BLESS BRISTOL FOR NOT MURDERING/ABORTING HER BABY BUT DAMN
PAYLIN TRYING TO LIE HER DAUGHTERS BABY WON'T GET THE BIGGEST SHARE OF
HER HEART AND MIND. THE EMERGENCIES THAT AMERICAS VICE PRESIDENT MUST MEET WILL PLAY SECOND FIDDLE TO BRISTOLS BABY BECAUSE THAT IS A IRREVOCABLE PART OF ANY NORMAL HEALTHY WOMANS NATURE.

Posted at 11:42AM on Oct 9th 2008 by JEN2K

50. #44 how old are you? LMAOOOO!!!! YOU ARE SO STUPID!

Posted at 11:52AM on Oct 9th 2008 by KLA

51. JEN2k you give woman a VERY BADDDDDD name! YOU are crazy!

Posted at 11:46AM on Oct 9th 2008 by KLA

52. LET ME GUESS TMZ YOU ARE OBAMA PEOPLE>>>>>>>>>SICK OF YOU PEOPLE ACTING LIKE SCHOOL CHILDREN ALL THIS NAME CALLING>>>>>>GROW UP>>>>

Posted at 11:51AM on Oct 9th 2008 by susie

53. TMZ makes sick jokes when a celebrity dies and now you print this trash. You have chosen to live in the sewer as that's where the money is. You may think this is a cute distraction but it's not. You are part of what has gone wrong with our nation.

Posted at 12:33PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Allan

54. #51 I agree, there is no respect anymore or boundaries of what's just plain decent in the media. It's a free for all. Sexism is alive and well in AMERICA. I still say that if this were an Obama sex video all hell would break loose.

Posted at 12:39PM on Oct 9th 2008 by KLA

55. 6. I never saw so many jealous celebrities slobs like Joy Behar, fat Rosie, whore Modonna, old Cible Shapperd, very old Barbara Walters bash and ugly Sandra Bernhard bash anyone like Sarah Palin.

Posted at 7:19AM on Oct 9th 2008 by jojax

*************************************************************** It's because the above wh@res are ugly and way past their prime. These geriatric wh@res need to go in hiding, especially Mandonna ...... next thing she will flash her c@ck to the crowd to show that she still has shock value .............

They don't know how to handle an accomplish, beautiful and yes, sexy woman like Sarah Palin. They talk about being the party of acceptance and love when in reality they are the most hateful people and the green ugly monster just keeps coming out in full force ...... they are making Sarah Palin more and more popular .......... McCain/Palin 08

Posted at 12:03PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Demoncrats are afraid of Sarah Palin

56. 7.

WHY IS TMZ PROMOTING THIS PORN FLICK?

WHAT A WAY TO HONOR A VP CANIDATE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WE WONDER WHY THE REST OF THE WORLD HATES US.......

THANKS FOR MAKING A WORLDWIDE ARSE OUT OF OUR COUNTRY...........



Posted at 7:33AM on Oct 9th 2008 by eeeewwww..
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No the world hates us because we invade country's who have done no harm to us,and our president is a moron

Posted at 12:06PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Jenny

57. Everyone who posted here is an idiot, yeah me too. No one cares about any of your opinions, mine either.

Posted at 12:38PM on Oct 9th 2008 by A$$MasterB

58. HEY "JEN2K" #49: do you know Obama background> speak after you know the facts so you don't look like a fool....thinking of it i bet you don't even know who your daddy is...he is probably lost somewhere in Harlem

Posted at 12:09PM on Oct 9th 2008 by I admit I am a dumb democrat

59. OH, since I believe so strongly in getting rid of an unborn life, my mother should have done the same to me. Now I am just a useless waste of space with nothing to do and no one to love me. Have pity on me.

Posted at 12:16PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Yes, I am also JEN2K

60. It's a disgrace to our nation. No respect for anything, including ones self. I think I'll quit reading this crap and spend any extra time trying to better myself or help a friend in need. It's degrading.

Posted at 12:16PM on Oct 9th 2008 by humiliating

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