Get a Load of This! "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" Script

61. Palin happens to be a good looking women, so everyone stereotypes her as a dumb slut/milf. Last I checked none of you had the brains to become a mayor, governor, and now vice presidential candidate. It's a stereotype and it's wrong. What if I had made a movie about Obama, in which he leads gangs, plays basketball, raps, smokes crack and picks cotton? It wouldn't be well accepted and the public would view it as racist. This is just as racist. I am neither for or against Obama or McCain. Infact whoever wins will be screwed from the get go. Your country is in shambles (and not just because of Bush, but many other reasons). You all claim to live in the greatest country on the planet, but it is actually the 12th, behind Iceland, Norway, Australia, Canada, Ireland, Sweden, Switzerland, Japan, Netherlands, France, and Finland. The only reason anyone has to go to the states is so that we can by cheap beer and not get taxed while shopping in PA. If I was McCain or Obama, I would throw the election, cause who would want to be responsible for what is going to happen over the next 4 years?

Posted at 12:25PM on Oct 9th 2008 by tim

62. To nothing for nothing:

Your response clearly shows your lack of intelligence and lack of desire to understand this problem. When confronted with the FACTS you resort to nonsensical babbling and name calling. You cannot be confused with FACTS. You are the most dangerous type of person in this country, one who is either unwilling or unable to THINK for yourself. Obama might win this election, then we can pin responsibility on idiots like you.

Posted at 12:30PM on Oct 9th 2008 by proud american

63. http://www.theweeklydonut.com/index.php/2008/10/06/you-betcha/

Posted at 12:33PM on Oct 9th 2008 by badabing

64. NO OBAMA! For all of you who think Obama is so wonderful please read from Barack Obama "Dreams from my father" & "The Audacity of Hope"...



From Dreams of My Father:'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.'

From Dreams of My Father : 'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race.'

From Dreams of My Father:'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.'

From Dreams of My Father: 'It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.'

From Dreams of My Father:'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself , the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'



And FINALLY the Most Damning one of ALL of them!!!

From Audacity of Hope:'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'

Posted at 1:13PM on Oct 9th 2008 by 100% Me

65. hey!..so called proud american?...like you know the facts?...because you read an article in the NY times...who's the idiot?
you're more of a pathetic moron! if you think anybody on a TMZ blog really gives a rats ass...you must be very lonely!

Posted at 1:57PM on Oct 9th 2008 by nothing for nothing

66. To nothing for nothing:

At least I make an attempt to understand what's going on around me. I'm surprised you can even read these posts because your head is so far up you azz. The real crime in all this is that the balance in my 401(k) is dependent on people like you with an IQ of 6 who keep voting these crooks into office year after year. I guess if stupidity was a crime you would be on death row.

Posted at 2:21PM on Oct 9th 2008 by proud american

67. This is the Democratic party. This is what evil does. If you elect Obama bin Biden, expect more of the same. Evil doesn't take a vacation. Seen Oliver Stone's latest movie? Pure Evil. So what that this script is porn. Still pure evil. This is what the democrats do. It is because this is the party of pure evil. Elect a democrat and elect evil. Lies, cheats, defames, bans. It's simple. Pure evil.

Posted at 2:29PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Democrats are evil

68. Whoa! I just read the comment by "undecided" that included the line, "crypt keeper who can't even raise his arms over his gray head." Are you really so ignorant that you don't know that the reason he can't do that is because he had both shoulders BROKEN while being tortured as a POW for his country? Or are you just so evil that you think long-term torture is funny? By the way, the limited range of motion caused by that torture is also why he is not very computer savy, but Obama thought that was fair game too with his ad about how out of touch McCain is, so don't feel too bad about yourself. You're no worse than your hero, Obama, who has sacrificed absolutely nothing for this country.

The main reason people are so ignorant about McCain's sacrifices for his country is because, if you will notice, he does not wave them around the way Obama does with his sob story of his poor upbringing.

Posted at 2:33PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Claire

69. This is just distasteful and disrespectful...and for TMZ to post this is just as digusting...I am a Democrat, but will be voting for McCain this year...Obama sucks big time...just like those damn big dumbo ears of his...Here's a though ....how about a porn film entitled "Biden Tops Obama" I have liked Sarah Palin from the start and was looking for an excuse to not waste my vote on some Uncle Tom & his RACIST wife, and found it as other Dem that wont vote for Osama er Obama. And why must he scream all the time....al sharpton wannabe idiot (osama er Obama no difference)

Posted at 2:34PM on Oct 9th 2008 by mel b ?????????

70. To nothing for nothing:

Sorry, I realize now that I should type a little slower next time so that you can understand what I am saying.......y...o..u.....a..r..e.....i...g..n..o..r..a...n...t...!

Is that any better?

Posted at 3:11PM on Oct 9th 2008 by proud american

71. Mel b ???? You go girl!!!! Uncle Tom, how funny!!!!

Posted at 3:15PM on Oct 9th 2008 by 100% Me

72. Hey Claire!..let me get this straight...because McCain had his shoulder's broken is why he isn't computer savy?..you're
an Idiot!,,i suppose you're one of those who think we owe McCaine the presidency because he was a POW too?.
i respect McCain for his service and sacrafice in our arm forces...and the price he paid doing it...but we don't owe him carte blanc the presidency for it....and frankly i'm a little tired of hearing about it over and over and over...thats all he does but
raise it up..time after time after time...give me a brake...but there's so many bafoons like you..drinking that kool-aid.

Posted at 3:24PM on Oct 9th 2008 by eyes wide open

73. Conservatives are whacked out, angry racists who cannot fathom the concept of a black man as president. Conservatives hate anyone who i snot just like them... which is why we had an idiot as president for the last 8 years. But the tide is turning and conservatives no longer have the power they once had... thanks to their moral, financial and political failures. So you can bash Obama all day long, but in the end you will lose because you are full of hate and that is not how this country is going to operate any longer.

Posted at 3:27PM on Oct 9th 2008 by nope

74. To: eyes wide open:

Maybe you need a big drink of kool-aide. I agree that we don't owe McCain the presidency because he served in the armed services any more than we owe Obama because he is black. That is exactly what the media shoves down our throat everyday...if he doesn't win it's because the US is racist, blah, blah, blah. I guess it never occurs to you smart Dems that the only reason he won't win is because he is wrong on so many issues and any who engages his brain will NOT vote for him. His contribution to the people of American is voting "present" when a bill comes up for vote.

By the way, are you related to "nothing for nothing"?

Posted at 3:33PM on Oct 9th 2008 by proud american

75. Hey eyes wide shut, that's "break," sweetie, not "brake." But what do
I know? I'm just an "idiot," right? Because I think having full range
of motion in your arms makes it easier to play on computers. And
because I don't think raising your arms over your head is a very
important qualification for being president. My point, obviously, was
that that was a low blow for that person to make, not that his service alone
is enough to qualify him as president.

Posted at 3:38PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Claire