Get a Load of This! "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" Script

76. hey eyes wide open, it looks to me Obama can't even put his hand on his heart! Go figure...

NO OBAMA!!!!!!

Posted at 3:53PM on Oct 9th 2008 by 100% Me

77. REFLECTION-- You are what is wrohg with this country. You spew your leftist regurgitated statements (does that come from drinking the Kool Aid?) and you tell OTHER people to be informed? What a joke. The ecoomy is a mess because liberal groups like ACORN along with Barney Frank and Chris Dodd pushing these financial institutions to giving loans to low income people because "everyone in America should be able to own a home"--now none of them can afford to pay off the loans they shouldn't have gotten in the first place, so those of us more responsible people have to pay them off for them. When people stop looking to the government like a bunch of baby birds with their mouths open waiting to get fed, this country will be much better off. DEMOCRATS want to GIVE the man a fish so he can eat for a day. REPUBLICANS want to teach the man to fish so he can eat for a lifetime. A for stolen elections can you say--multiple registrations and how bout the Dallas Cowboys names showing up on registrations in Las Vegas (?) Give me a break

Posted at 4:19PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Bunzer

78. 38. OBAMA IS EQUIVALENT TO CORRUPTION:

The ties with terrorists and radicals
Being a non-christian
Ties to Fannie Mae failure
Ties to the ACORN organization
which by the way, Is Obama planning to win the election with voters who do not exist?

Posted at 10:51AM on Oct 9th 2008 by democrats=corruption

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So being a non christian is equivalent to corruption?Isn't this the same religion that allows pedophile priests to rape little kids,pay some money,move to a different church,and get away with it?You christians are seriously funny,your priests RAPE LITTLE KIDS,and you still worship there??

Posted at 4:47PM on Oct 9th 2008 by mikey

79. Ooooh!! Ooooh!! i just came in my hand twice more!!

Posted at 4:57PM on Oct 9th 2008 by a Real Man

80. It's funny how usually men are really good at keeping information about anything to themselves, and will not share any of it in the least...strangely enough though, not in a case like this...! Wonder why??

Posted at 5:15PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Dude

81. Some Say that the Islamists of today is just another form of wreckless Socialism trying to force their version of a ‘Perfect Society’ , But , Bill Maher is too smart for that , he does not see any difference between Christians , Jews , or Islamists , Because he understands that ‘All people are created equal , but some people are more equal than others’. Bill with your wit and intelligence , you have evolved.
Disclaimer: The above comment ,of course, is Satire.

Note: Not Just Bill Maher, Celebrities,or CNN , but many other Leftists want to equate Islamists with other religions. When the Center Right President of France was elected , it was the Socialists and Islamists that were rioting in France , therefore, shall be each others equals and labeled together. In other words the Islamists of today are a form of wreckless Socialism and should be in the same category as athesist /non athesist Marxism.

Posted at 5:24PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Bill Maher , Leftists, Liberation Theology , & their Religion(s)

82. Yeah lighten up, it's suppose to be funny you morons...

Republican Family Values:
Apathy, Callousness, Greed, Self Serving Self Interest, Narcissism, Inhumanity, Death, Looting, Plundering.

Republicans are extremely emotionally disturbed, vindictive, hateful, ugly, mean, vile, and angry people.

Their souls are being consumed by some unknown gangrenous-like infection. It is possible now, to feel a sort of pity for Republicans because that thing feeding on their souls must be the source of horrific and inimaginable internal pain.
One is left to wonder what kind of monster Republicans see staring back at them from the mirror?
Personally, I wouldn't wish being a Republican on my worst personal enemy.

Posted at 5:26PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Politicallyscrotal

83. ELECTION 2008: OABAMA/BIDEN VS MCCAIN/PALIN

A VOTE FOR OBAMA/BIDEN IS A VOTE FOR PURE SOCIALSM

A VOTE FOR MCCAIN/PALIN IS A VOTE FOR NO SOCIALISM

Posted at 5:27PM on Oct 9th 2008 by ELECTION 2008: Obama for Socialism , McCain for No Socialism

84. TO: Posted at 5:26PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Politicallyscrotal
The truth is the hard core Democrats of today support dictators and fascism (like sean penn , michael moore, or oliver stone) , therefore, some of the democrat supporters have become filled with hate and rage and scapegoat other groups for their problems.

Posted at 6:01PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Democrats of Today & Rage

85.
I’ve just read that fraudulent voter registration claims are now being investigated in 21 states. With less than 4 weeks to the general election, I wonder why the various election boards have waited until the eleventh hour to look into this?

There has always been some fraud connected with our elections, but this is ridiculous. This involves 42% of our states. If fraud is so widespread, did the correct candidates actually win their primaries?

Since Barack Obama has such close ties with Acorn, (he taught the leaders of Acorn on how to organize, and was their attorney), shouldn’t the Democrats who were originally for Hillary Clinton be questioning the validity of their primaries?

Don't worry about Sarah Palin. She has garnered a national platform and will be a Republican party favorite for years to come.

Posted at 6:22PM on Oct 9th 2008 by DIANE T

86. Diane T. is a fat ass, lazy housewife and her words are demeaning to any intellectual. Her words are also demeaning to any selfmade independant woman. She is a disgrace to women and I hope that her love for Sarah Palin sends her up to Alaska to help Todd with his bid for secession.
As far as the little rant about voter fraud, it's no secret that such fraud is the precise reason we ended up with Bush in the first place. It is easy to buy an election when you are buddies with the big boys through your Daddy's connections.. and didn't we all LOVE Florida for that winner JEB?? Somehow I doubt that Obama would need to stoop to that kind of dirty unfair politics, as he has support around the country, big and small, old and young, business and casual.. If nothing else I'd chalk such allegations up to somebody quite desperate to make sure that Obama is our next president switching some numbers around.. or it could be a total accident! (Kinda like when ballots from 2 FL counties just go missing..) Besides.. McCain isn't even trying anymore, and Palin was never allowed to try in the first place for fear of that mouth of hers! To sum up: Diane T is evil, Obama is honest, McPalin are losing, and I am chipper!

Posted at 8:18PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Libbyisn'tLiberal

87. Hey TMZ, If you can blog about a porno film named after a descent woman, who happens to be the Governor of one of our 50 states, then why can't you post the truth !

Obama's mother is WHITE.

Obama's mother had him when she was 17 years old.

Obama's mother got KNOCKED-UP ( out of wedlock ) .

Obama's father was a BLACK MAN from KENYA.

So why would you take down a post that tells the truth ? about a new porno flick named -- "OBAMA'S MOMMA"

SEND A REPORTER TO THE HALL OF RECORDS IN HONOLULU, HAWAII AND SEE FOR YOURSELVES !

Posted at 8:16PM on Oct 9th 2008 by The Truth Hurts Doesn't

88. "Libbyisn'tLiberal"...POST # 88....YOU ARE A "FAT-ASS", "LAZY HOUSEWIFE"....AND "NO" INTELLECTUAL !!!...YOU ARE NO-DOUBT, A MEMBER OF "ACORN".....AND IF YOU'RE NOT, YOU SHOULD BE !!!...BECAUSE YOU ARE A "FRAUD" !!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE , AT ONE TIME , I WAS A DEMOCRAT !!!....I DID NOT SAY LIBERAL, I SAID DEMOCRAT !......BUT AFTER MY PARTY BECAME THE "ULTRA-LIBERAL, SOCIALISTIC BAND OF IDIOTS IT IS TODAY....I GAVE-UP AND BECAME AN INDEPENDENT.

WAKE-UP AND DO YOUR RESEARCH....MAYBE...AND I SAID...MAYBE THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU !!!...PROBABILITY NOT !!!

Posted at 8:54PM on Oct 9th 2008 by AL GOREs VAGINA

89. oh for crying out loud, Mr Vagina, stop screaming at everybody and go have a nice, cool, calming douche.

Posted at 10:05PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Buddha Lady

90. REFLECTION-- You are what is wrohg with this country. You spew your leftist regurgitated statements (does that come from drinking the Kool Aid?) and you tell OTHER people to be informed? What a joke. The ecoomy is a mess because liberal groups like ACORN along with Barney Frank and Chris Dodd pushing these financial institutions to giving loans to low income people because "everyone in America should be able to own a home"--now none of them can afford to pay off the loans they shouldn't have gotten in the first place, so those of us more responsible people have to pay them off for them. When people stop looking to the government like a bunch of baby birds with their mouths open waiting to get fed, this country will be much better off. DEMOCRATS want to GIVE the man a fish so he can eat for a day. REPUBLICANS want to teach the man to fish so he can eat for a lifetime. A for stolen elections can you say--multiple registrations and how bout the Dallas Cowboys names showing up on registrations in Las Vegas (?) Give me a break

Posted at 4:19PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Bunzer

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Brunzer , going after the mary jane once again I see.
Your science fiction post reads like rain man wrote it ...uh-oh fart.

This world is seriously in hell because of the baloney policies that the bush administration passed .
The rethuglican always drive our country into a hole and the red necks are so racist that they are willing to take four to eight more years of this crap just to keep an AfricanAmerican out of office. I loathe you racists , you are the anus of America. It's a fact that when a Democrat is in office , things thrive . When a rethuglican is in office , everything dies.
You pieces of garbage that support a war that have taken thousands of lives and trillions of dollars and we invaded the wrong country . All because of BIG OIL.
So , as I understand it , I break your windows all throughout your home and you in turn crucify your neighbor instead . Even though you know it was me , there is more logic to going after the wrong guy right ??

Also , your beloved crypt keeper has some terrorist ties of his own , so stop slinging the crap if you cannot take it.
You rethuglicans , all talk , zero substance and pure pansies...
Chicken droppings , that about sums it up .

Posted at 10:51PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Brunzer , Bonzo , Bunzer , whatever the hell your name is