Get a Load of This! "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" Script

91. all you so called Republicans on this blog...what a piece of work..no! i should say a piece of S##t,,,you all are
just running around absolutly scared out of your f##king minds...because you are going to loose this election.
i love hearing all of you Racist ,ignorant, desperate.selfish.negative..Etc..Etc..Etc on this blog.. just squirming and
running frantic dealing with the realization...that the true better man in this race is a Democrat...and the best you got
is no Match!! and is going to lose Big time!!!..and you just can't take it..it's just killing you....and i'm laughing my ass off.

Posted at 10:52PM on Oct 9th 2008 by eyes wide open

92. GEE, POLITALLYSCROTAL--------HEY EVERYONE GO UP AND READ # 83 BY POLITICALLYSCROTAL--THEN ASK YOURSELF WHO'S ANGRY??

DEMOCRATIC FAMILY VALUES: FEED ME, CLOTHE ME, PAY FOR MY DOCTOR, WIPE MY ASS, GIVE ME AN ABORTION, THE SKY IS FALLING....

Posted at 11:01PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Bunzer

93. Now, I'm not a big Palin fan on the basis of issues. But this crap is disrespectful, tasteless, and disgusting. She is the FIRST woman to ever run on a major party ticket, and these mindless idiots see it as a way to parody her in what I'm assuming will be a pretty popular porno. Did the porn industry or TMZ do anything like this to Bill Clinton.. Al Gore.. George W..? NO. It's sexist and repulsive, even if she's a crappy candidate.

Posted at 6:59PM on Oct 11th 2008 by Dawn

94.
I want to let everyone know that the Democrats are doing their best to downplay ACORN's fraudulent voter registrations. They are claiming that ACORN is a bipartisan organization. Ha-ha. I guess they forgot what was on the Obama/Biden web page back in February 2008. Here it is - direct from their web site.

ACORN Political Action Committee Endorses Obama
By Sam Graham-Felsen – Feb 21st, 2008 at 6:36 EST

NEW ORLEANS, LA - ACORN’s political Action Committee today announced that it has endorsed Sen. Barack Obama for President.

ACORN PAC’s representatives went through an extensive process of interviewing each of the major Democratic candidates.

ACORN is a national anti-poverty organization which has hundreds of thousands of members in low and moderate income neighborhoods in 104 cities.

I'm sure that they will claim that the political action committee is a separate entity from ACORN. They should be made to prove how many new republicans were registered by them, - to prove that they are bipartisan. I think that might be zero.

I also saw the comment by "Libbyisn'tLiberal". No reply from me is necessary because he/she is obviously not a very bright person.

Posted at 12:25AM on Oct 10th 2008 by DIANE T

95. I just love AL GOREs VAGINA!

Posted at 12:40AM on Oct 10th 2008 by BARNEY FRANKs VAGINA

96.
Oops! Back in February 2008, it was just the Obama web site, since Biden hadn't been picked yet. It's still the same web address.

Posted at 12:49AM on Oct 10th 2008 by DIANE T

97. Actually I am an idiot and I apologize for spreading such lies.
My guilt is eating me alive.

Posted at 2:09AM on Oct 10th 2008 by DIANE T

98.
Yeah, like anyone with an IQ over 50 would believe that I posted the above comment. Yes, that's what people without any substantial facts do. They always attack the "person" instead of what the person wrote.

Those of us who belong to the Republican party, know that the financial meltdown is because of the mid-term elections. The tax 'n spend Democrats became the majority in congress, and destroyed our country by their stupidity. We were doing great, until they came into power.

Personally, it looks to me that Obama will win the election, although with under-handed methods. He will be as ineffective as Jimmy Carter was in his one term. I truly believe that Barack Obama is unqualified to be president of the United States. I believe that Sarah Palin is more qualified than he is.

After Obama screws up, the country will be ready for an qualified person to lead the country. I'm hope that he isn't able to do too much damage to our country before his term ends.

Posted at 4:14AM on Oct 10th 2008 by DIANE T

99. Here's another title Hustler can use!! Just keeping it political: OOOH!! Bamma opens up for D.ick Looger (actual person).
or: Oooh! Bamma releases D.ick Looger! --like a captive/release porn! Sound great? contact me for copyright! :)

Posted at 8:09AM on Oct 10th 2008 by ankle pants

100. How freaking disgusting. Just because those people are Crats, they want to stoop to that level to try to degrade a Republican. How discusting. Obviously these people dont have God in their lives. I feel sorry for their souls. Ya know, what goes around comes around. I beleive when people do wrong, it will come back to them 10 fold. Look out Harlett

Posted at 10:21AM on Oct 10th 2008 by Leesa

101. I have to admit that after much consideration my vote will go to Obama/Biden. This is very hard for me as I have been a life long Republican. When John McCain picked Sarah Palin as VP I was shocked but after listening to her and watching her I just can't take the chance, and there is a good chance, that she could end up as President. This country needs alot of help and she just is not qualified to be either VP or President.

Oh, and thanks everyone for all your funny posts. I had a good laugh this morning!

Posted at 10:36AM on Oct 10th 2008 by sheeesh

102. Diane T..you're a prefect example of how dilusional the majority of republicans are...you talk about attacks on a person?
that is all we've heard from the McCain camp..nothing of substance of any kind..just attacks....because McCain has nothing
of substance to share...so he just wants to attack and try an spread fear to the american public...he cliams he is a Maverick!!
when in reality he's just a "Sidekick of Pres.Bush...sprewing the same rhetoric of fear and doom..and how he is the best qualified to "protect the american public from the evils of the world"...that's the same platform Bush used to get elected
and its the same sh#t McCain is using....and don't get me started on how pitifull and desparate his choice of Palin was.
Obama if nothing else talks of change from the status quo of fear and doom...and the american public need a change.
So knowing we have only two choices in this election..the majority are siding with Obama this time around..so lets see what
happens...i am..and so should you..

Posted at 11:11AM on Oct 10th 2008 by ex.rep voter

103. Obama Plans Prime-Time, Half-Hour Ads
By JIM KUHNHENN
,
AP
posted: 14 HOURS 19 MINUTES AGO


WASHINGTON (Oct. 9) - Already advertising at record levels, Barack Obama has scheduled a half-hour commercial for prime time on Oct. 29, six days before Election Day.
Obama campaign officials said the campaign had secured a 30-minute block of time at 8 p.m. on CBS and NBC. CBS already was juggling its lineup to accommodate the Democratic presidential candidate, moving back an episode of "The New Adventures of Old Christine."
Such a vast purchase of commercial time is a multimillion-dollar expense, but Obama has been spending dramatically on ads, overshadowing rival John McCain and the Republican National Committee.
Short political spots have been the traditional way for politicians to communicate with voters. But a prime-time, sitcom-length commercial would provide Obama an opportunity to make a closing argument to the entire country."It's a luxury to be able to afford that kind of communication," said Tad Devine, a Democratic media consultant who was a senior adviser to John Kerry's 2004 presidential campaign.
That Obama has the ability to buy such a huge block of prime time is a testament to his prodigious fundraising. He has not been shy about spending it.On Monday, for instance, he spent $3.3 million in a single day of TV advertising. At that rate he will spend more than $90 million on ads through Election Day — more than all the money Republican rival John McCain has to spend on his entire fall campaign.McCain's ad spending Monday totaled about $900,000 and the Republican National Committee weighed in with about $700,000 worth.All whopping numbers, but the disparity between Obama and the Republicans is so wide that it has allowed Obama to spend in more states than McCain, to appear more frequently in key markets and to diversify his message by both attacking McCain and promoting his own personal story.

With national and state polls showing him building a broader lead over McCain, Obama has switched to a more positive pitch. Last week, only 34 percent of his ads attacked McCain directly while virtually all of McCain's ads attacked Obama, according to a study by the Wisconsin Advertising Project at the University of Wisconsin-Madison.One of Obama's most recent ads comes as McCain makes an issue of Obama's connections to 1960s radical Bill Ayers and as McCain's running mate, Sarah Plain, argues that Obama "is not a man who sees America like you and I see America."The ad bespeaks Americana. In it, Obama recalls being a child, sitting on his grandfather's shoulders and waving an American flag as they watched astronauts return from a splashdown. "And my grandfather would say, 'Boy, Americans, we can do anything when we put our minds to it.'"The ad offers a direct response to Palin. But it also illustrates Obama's continuing need as an African American to reassure voters about his candidacy.On Friday, the Republican National Committee will start running a TV ad in Indiana and Wisconsin seeking to sow doubts about Obama's political upbringing, linking him to Ayers and other Chicago figures. "The Chicago Way. Shady politics. That's Barack Obama's training," the ad says.
Boosted by an economy in crisis and a saturation of advertising, Obama has built up his margins over McCain in Democratic-leaning battlegrounds such as Pennsylvania and Michigan. He has tilted Republican-leaning states such as Colorado and New Mexico toward his side. And he has created contests in such reliably Republican states as Indiana, Virginia and North Carolina.
By now, McCain's allies had hoped the Arizona senator would have established his dominance in states President Bush won in 2000 and 2004, and would have focused on winning two of the three key Rust Belt states of Pennsylvania, Ohio and Michigan.But McCain stopped advertising in Michigan, Obama leads in Pennsylvania and he has the edge in Ohio.
"Money doesn't always mean victory, but it means that you have more options to cover more of the battlefield," Republican strategist Terry Holt said. "We're going to have to win with less."
Less is right. Obama is outspending McCain in practically every one of the 14 states the two camps are contesting. One exception is Iowa, where McCain spent more than Obama even though Obama has been sitting on a comfortable lead in the polls.Meanwhile, Obama's ability to spend is restrained only by his ability to raise money.
He is the first major party candidate to decline public financing in the general election, leaving him free to spend as much as he can raise. McCain, on the other hand, is limited to spending only the $84 million in public funds he accepted to cover all his costs in September and October.
The RNC is helping with its own resources. It raised a record $66 million in September. Obama has not disclosed his September finances; he doesn't have to until Oct. 20, when financial reports are due to the Federal Election Commission.Even with their combined resources, McCain and the RNC trailed Obama in ad spending last week by more than $6 million."That is a message imbalance that you just can't overcome," said Evan Tracey, head of TNS/CMAG.AP Television Writer David Bauder in New York contributed to this report.

Posted at 4:22PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Say BUH-BYE McCain, LOL!

104. Panel Finds Palin Abused Power
By MATT APUZZO
,
AP
posted: 14 MINUTES AGO
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Oct 10) - Sarah Palin unlawfully abused her power as governor by trying to have her former brother-in-law fired as a state trooper, the chief investigator of an Alaska legislative panel concluded Friday. The politically charged inquiry imperiled her reputation as a reformer on John McCain's Republican ticket.
Investigator Stephen Branchflower, in a report by a bipartisan panel that investigated the matter, found Palin in violation of a state ethics law that prohibits public officials from using their office for personal gain.
The inquiry looked into her dismissal of Public Safety Commissioner Walter Monegan, who said he lost his job because he resisted pressure to fire a state trooper involved in a bitter divorce with the governor's sister. Palin says Monegan was fired as part of a legitimate budget dispute.
The report found that Palin let the family grudge influence her decision-making even if it was not the sole reason Monegan was dismissed. "I feel vindicated," Monegan said. "It sounds like they've validated my belief and opinions. And that tells me I'm not totally out in left field."
Branchflower said Palin violated a statute of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act.
Palin and McCain's supporters had hoped the inquiry's finding would be delayed until after the presidential election to spare her any embarrassment and to put aside an enduring distraction as she campaigns as McCain's running mate in an uphill contest against Democrat Barack Obama.
But the panel of lawmakers voted to release the report, although not without dissension. There was no immediate vote on whether to endorse its findings.
"I think there are some problems in this report," said Republican state Sen. Gary Stevens, a member of the panel. "I would encourage people to be very cautious, to look at this with a jaundiced eye."
The nearly 300-page report does not recommend sanctions or a criminal investigation.
The investigation revealed that Palin's husband, Todd, has extraordinary access to the governor's office and her closest advisers. He used that access to try to get trooper Mike Wooten fired, the report found.
Branchflower faulted Sarah Palin for taking no action to stop that. He also noted there is evidence the governor herself participated in the effort.
Copyright 2008 The Associated Press.

Posted at 10:21PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Once a rethuglican , ALWAYS a rethuglican

105. Kudo's to Larry Flint... Palin is the biggest sleezeball goldigger in politics... her husband, co-governor/manger is also her pimp... This is art imitating life... One way to fight sleeze is with sleeze..

I don't think I will go to see it but I am glad its out there.. This is what we get when a desperate demented old coot picks someone like Caribou Barbie to be a heartbeat away... POOR JUDGEMENT! He asked for this kind of crap by picking someone like her in the first place..

Posted at 1:02PM on Oct 17th 2008 by What would Jesus do