Get a Load of This! "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" Script

TMZ got its mitts on the entire script for Hustler's upcoming porn parody: "Who's Nailin' Paylin?"
Click to see the script!
Uber-MILF Lisa Ann will be steaming it up with a certain snowmobile salesman and a bipartisan pundit named "Hilly" who's, well, just plain bi.

The film shoots this weekend, just in time for the election. Does it promise to deliver the goods? You betcha!



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106. Ah your ignorance is showing ... she is NOT the first woman to run on a major ticket!

Posted at 1:02PM on Oct 17th 2008 by What would Jesus do

107. to Damn!

Where is she?? Where have you been? Hilary is working as a US Senator, fighting for non-billionaire Americans- many of us.
And where is Sarah Palin? On the stump, getting Republicans worked up with lies and smears about her opponents, getting supporters frothing at the mouth along with her, just short of a hate-mongering riot.
Where are her actual views on policy? How is she planning to improve the situation that the middle-class and poor are in? How does she plan to be bi-partisan and thoughtful given this bar room brawl mentality of hers?

We need some smart and careful leaders to be able to handle the crises we've been handed by Bush/Cheney/Rove.

If the so-called Mavericks land themselves in the White House, the radical right who have inhabited the West Wing for 8 years won't be going anywhere. Rove will see to that. So, don't expect the 'maverick' to get much done outside of the Heritage Foundation box. Business as usual will continue, make no mistake about it. Sarah Palin is a mere distraction that serves the powers that be very well, and they love our bi-partisan focus on her instead of on the real issues at hand for average Americans.

Posted at 12:54PM on Oct 13th 2008 by ArchyTalked

108. Hey Valerie, if you want to see Lefties getting this kind of treatment try youtubing george Carlin's "How to piss off a femenist"

I'd pay good money to see the look on Sarah Palin's face if and when she see's this.

Posted at 4:57AM on Oct 15th 2008 by Rusty

109. Wow! They are really nailin palin in the media and otherwise. She should have kept her family out of this media storm and turned down McCain. By the way, here is a website I found that shares all the Sarah Palin Pictures and supports Barack Obama!

Posted at 7:11PM on Oct 15th 2008 by beingajoe

110. Sorry, the website that has all the dirt on Palin is http://www.palinspin.com

Posted at 7:13PM on Oct 15th 2008 by beingajoe

111. Please!!! You have to do anything for hits on the website! NOBOMA!!!!

Posted at 12:43PM on Oct 18th 2008 by lushmaster

112. Wow TMZ is filled with idiots. Most of the comments are not even bringing up political points, just talking about random rumors or physical characteristics. I guess this is what happens when you have people reading a celebrity news blog.

Posted at 2:38AM on Oct 29th 2008 by jim

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