Hef's Girls Put the Jail in Jailbait

91. Why in all the stories like this are the girls from the Tampa/St Pete area? I swear we're not all like this!!!!

Posted at 9:55AM on Oct 10th 2008 by Ashley

92. Hef is an idiot. He refused to marry a beautiful smart woman like Holly, and now he's planning to take up with these two skanks who like to get into fights? I guess Hef must be in those dementia years.

Posted at 10:36AM on Oct 10th 2008 by Pattijen

93. Felons or not, they are still too good for Hefner. He's a disgusting, rug-wearing old geezer slime ball. Can you imagine being 19 years old and dating a wrinkled up old grandpa? How gross is that? What happened to going to college or getting a job and being a responsible citizen?

Hugh Hefner is a predator and nasty slug. His ill gotten rotten mansion should crumble over his rug wearing head. Why would any woman want to exploit themselves with Hugh "Vomit During Sex" Hefner is beyond reason. Just the thought of his nude wrinkled up body makes me want to hurl vomit like the Excorcist chick.

Posted at 10:49AM on Oct 10th 2008 by Daisy Lou

94. why the hell whould hef wanna be aroung those ugly ass hoes. atleast with holly, kendra, and brigette they were at least pretty. those girls look like they just walked out of the trailer park. and i am sure they did.

If hef finds out about this he might not be to happy

you know all they want from him is his money GO AWAY GOLD DIGGERS

Posted at 11:03AM on Oct 10th 2008 by Amber

95. Have you ever seen these two in ACTION? THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLS I'VE EVER LAID EYES ON! SEEMS LIKE THERE IS A LOT OF HATE... I THINK IT'S MORE LIKE JEALOUSY! THEY DEFINATLY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO REACH THE TOP! (if they haven't already) THERE ISN'T ONE THAT COULD TOP THEM! ONE ALONE IS A SPARK BUT TOGETHER THEY ARE EXPLOSIVE! WATCH THEM TAKE THE WORLD BY SURPRISE! YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THESE TWO! AND I''L PUT THE MONEY ON THAT!

KEEP YOUR HEAD HELD HIGH GORGEOUS, THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT WOULD KILL TO SEE YOU FALL!

AND TO ALL YOU KNOCK OFFS.... KEEP YOUR EYES WIDE! JEALOUSY IS A HORRIBLE SICKNESS... GET WELL SOON!

(and to everyone talking about the girls eyebrows... TRY TO RAISE YOUR BROWS??? ALL YOU SEE IS CREASES! HAHA!
SHE'S TOP MODEL!)

Posted at 11:07AM on Oct 10th 2008 by #1FAN

96. Hef has sunk to an all new low. Probably good Holly is getting out now while she still has some dignity left. Poor Hef.

Posted at 11:18AM on Oct 10th 2008 by celebuspawn

97. Hef, you can do better than these to lamos. For crying out loud, they look like meth heads.

Posted at 11:34AM on Oct 10th 2008 by GG

98. These girls are butt ugly wow. I think ole Hef must b going blind to pick up these two.

Posted at 12:38PM on Oct 10th 2008 by drew

99. i see theres alotta haters on here, its funny but crazy, i know most of u haters wish it could be your daughter, sister, lover, friend or mother, and i know alot of you hate the fact that holly and the rest is being replaced...lets see one of there shots before they made, now put the glamour shots up like you see of holly and the rest and then make judgement, but regardless, hugh likes it lol....so Bye hater, bye haters lol

Posted at 12:42PM on Oct 10th 2008 by marlo

100. These bitches are nasty

Posted at 12:46PM on Oct 10th 2008 by kanye-fan 23

101. Look at the whore on the left, she has 4 eyebrows, how does it happen?

Posted at 1:03PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Brigette Holly Kendra

102. They are the picture of an old fart having a very odd fantasy. He's finially losing his mind. It's got to be an STD...

Posted at 1:08PM on Oct 10th 2008 by KLA

103. Bryon Wolf Turns out Hef's 19-year-old handpicked twin successors to the throne of Holly, Bridget and Kendra come with a checkered past. Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) -- who have recently moved into the Playboy Mansion -- were both busted by St. Petersburg, Fla. police for felony aggravated battery back in January. They both received probation and were ordered to pay restitution to the two victims. Bryon Wolf

Karissa also has a misdemeanor battery charge on her record from 2007. Atta girl!

Playboy had no comment. Bryon Wolf

UPDATE 6:40 PM PT: We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here's what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both "jumped her." Erica suffered a concussion. Bryon Wolf

Posted at 2:28PM on Oct 10th 2008 by bw

104. The chick on the left has four eyebrows. Hef is getting way to old to pick out his own chickies. He is reverting back to the baby stage (you know, you come out a baby in diapers and leave as a baby in diapers.). He thinks these are his playmates not "PLAYMATES". Give him and them a pacifier and everyone will hopefully keep their mouth shut. As for Holly, Bridget and Kendra - they rock.

Posted at 3:21PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Laurie

105. So disturbing that he has 19-year-old twin girlfriends. So nasty. His children are old enough to be their grandparents!

Posted at 3:37PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Why?