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Jamie Lynn -- No Shotgun for Me

Unlike the second most famous teen mother-to-be of 2008, Bristol Palin, Jamie Lynn Spears won't be getting married anytime soon.

We told you yesterday how J-L is conclusively not preggers for the second time, and now the 17-year-old tells OK! she's not going to get hitched to Casey Aldridge. "We are engaged," she says, "and we are really happy ... There is no rush for anything."

Casey apparently also speaks: "I think you should try it out and see," referring to something, we think.

Hef -- No Baby, No Relationship


So TMZ broke the news about Hugh Hefner's breakup with Holly Madison, and now he's talking about just how limp he's been feeling in its wake.

"I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly," he tells Usmagazine.com. "I was road kill a couple weeks ago." Apparently one big issue was Holly's inability to have a kid with the octogenarian. "We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn't work out," said Holly. "She became very depressed."

Obama -- No I Can't ... Kick The Sticks


Barack Obama can't seem to shrug off William Ayres and Jeremiah Wright, but what's really bugging him? Smokes.

BO admits he's had difficulty quitting smoking on the campaign trail. "There have been a couple of times during the campaign when I fell off the wagon and bummed one, and I had to kick it again," he tells Men's Health.

Ever the candidate, Obama has a solution: Cut out "key connections -– that first cigarette in the morning, or after a meal, or with a drink."

Party Favors: Sharon O Washes Out Her Mouth ... Phelps GF Gets Snippy ... Diddy's Got Ol' Blue Eyes ... Nikki Blonsky "Completely Destroyed" by Turks Smackup



Famously potty-mouthed Sharon Osbourne is taking it to the "Rock of Love" girls one Manner Must -- yes, she's teaching them manners -- at a time thanks to the guys at Bradley and Montgomery. ... Michael Phelps' girlfriend Nicole Johnson apparently didn't like having fans take snaps of her and her Aquaman, says Rush & Molloy, the other night in New York. ... Diddy is doing just about everything he can to sell Ciroc vodka, including going glam as Frank Sinatra in a new series of ads for the clear liquid. ... Nikki Blonsky tells People she's crushed after that airport brawl in the Turks and Caicos and says Bianca Golden started the whole thing.

Reader Comments

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31. Hugh Hefner needs to hang it up.... Still married and hanging out with under thirty-year-olds at his pathetic old age. It's good to see the trio showing some self-respect and leaving him while they still have an opportunity to meet decent men with whom they can mature and share a full life and let him bring in some ignorant pigs to take care of his Depends and bedpan.

This is a man who has used multiple women at the same time throughout the years and, yet, the authorities went to Texas to destroy the lives of families caught up in that and other religious sects. I guess the only difference is that these women have the freedom and courage to walk out on their own and, hopefully, create resources for themselves.

Posted at 4:50PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Enough!

32. if that barack hussein obama spends any time in that white house, you will never get the stink out. never.and it will not have anything to do with smoking .

Posted at 10:37PM on Oct 9th 2008 by pluto

33. I don't care if he's rich and/or influential. Hef's a loser.

Posted at 11:12PM on Oct 9th 2008 by Train

34. #9. U SHOULD MOVE YOUR IGNORANT BODY TO ANOTHER COUNTRY, YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT WILL BE HALF-BLACK
DEAL WITH IT.

Posted at 8:38AM on Oct 10th 2008 by ARE U FOR REAL?

35. I believe Holly truly loves Hef. It's not surprising that she'd want his baby. I think I'm just more surprised that he never had any of his swimmers stored in the sperm bank, or however they may do long term storage. If she was only after his money, they'd still be together, no?

He'd be better off hooking up with older women rather than the 19yo twin skanks in line. Hef doesn't need an STD at his age...

Posted at 9:10AM on Oct 10th 2008 by FlamingoNut

36. tmz checks your comments, if they don't like what you say about barack hussein obama, they will not post it.

Posted at 9:36AM on Oct 10th 2008 by pluto

37. I don't want a President that can not be accountable for his own actions. He is supposed to be in control of himself. It is his choice to smoke or not. We all know that smoking is unhealthy for the person who is smoking and everyone in the near surroundings. Smoking is IGNORANT, filthy and nasty. That is not a role model that I want for my children. If he can't take care of his own health, how is he going to take care of the health of this nation?

Posted at 5:20PM on Oct 10th 2008 by California Mom

38. Why does ole Hef not hit on Jamie Lynn?? We all know she puts out and has round heals. Hef is too old to father another bastard baby for her. Hide the ole fellas Viagra and enjoy the good life!!!

Posted at 11:18AM on Oct 11th 2008 by American Dad

39. Uh, lets see...the ONLY reason Palin and McCain will win is because they are white. America is not ready for a black president. We have not come that far. I didn't think America was ready for a woman president either but she's white and that's all that matters.
McCain is TOO OLD to be president. America needs a young president to bring life back into her, not another old decrepit person running her into the ground like the Bushes have.
I haven't really smelled black people. I mean, I ride the bus and all, stand next to a few of them on line sometimes but I haven't noticed an odor any different than the baloney that comes from some other people. But, I don't think its linked to their skin color. I think its linked to the fact that people don't know how to wash their ass. It takes time, soap and water.
#9, that kind of comment probably comes from years of being abused sexually by your father (being someone's booty toy is no fun) and then you in turn are most likely sexually abusing kids and animals....after all, take a look at the news...every time you hear of some sexual abuse done towards a child its always a white person (perfect example - Catholic Church) and remember, black people steal....white people embezzle (its a much prettier word)

Posted at 2:22PM on Oct 11th 2008 by brinkon2

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