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Hef Twin Busted for Catfight with Her Sis!

10/10/2008 4:19 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Hugh Hefner's new twin GFs don't just beat the living crap out of other people -- they also kick the s**t out of each other.

We've learned Karissa Shannon was arrested just two months before she and sis Kristina were pinched for aggravated battery back in January. In this case, however, she was popped for kicking her own twin sister in the face. Lovely.

Here's the blow-by-blow, according to the charge report: When cops showed up, Kristina was lying on the ground outside their apartment "wearing only blue jean pants" and "bleeding from her nose," while Karissa was standing over Kristina asking who had done this, "as if she had no idea what had happened."

Best part: a neighbor said he witnessed the one twin kicking the other twin in the face, though "he could not identify which sister was which." Karissa eventually fessed up.

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46.

storm    

I love TGND but unfortunately won't watch it without the fabulous trifecta of Holly, Bridg and Kendra. Boooo to you HEF!

JEEZ - take it somewhere else...no one's reading you're ridiculous post b/c this is for entertainment purposes only!!! Get a life!!! What happened...we're you kicked off all the politically relevant blogging sites???

2150 days ago
47.

drumchick    

Toby, aren't you late for your KKK meeting? You'd better get going.

2150 days ago
48.

anthony    

there is only one word to descrive these tow twins "PAXIL" why whould Mr Playboy get involved with these crazy bitches?????? i would say that the only word to descrive their precence at the playboy mansion is "liability"

2150 days ago
49.

Big Bear    

What trailer park is Hef going to for his new girls next door?? These 2 are not girls next door. They are poor white trash!!

2150 days ago
50.

Obama Hussein Barak is the Anti-Christ    

A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.

Pause a moment, reflect back.

These events are actual events from history..

They really happened!!!

Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male extremist.

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnaped and massacred by Muslim male extremists.

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists.

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnaped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists.

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim male extremists.

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim male extremists.

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy diver was murdered by Muslim male extremists. ( remember the pilot of this flight was from Richmond, MO)

8. In 1988 , Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists.

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists.

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim male extremists.

11. On 9 /11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the W orld Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim male extremists.

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim male extremists.

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnaped and murdered by-- you guessed it-- Muslim male extremists.

No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people... Absolutely No Profiling!

They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

According to The Book of Revelations:

The Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroy everything.

And Now:
For the award winning Act of Stupidity Of all times the People of America want to elect, to the most Powerful position on the face of the Planet -- The Presidency of the United states of America .. A Male of Muslim descent who is the most extremely liberal Senator in Congress (in other words an extremist) and in his 40's.

Have the American People completely lost their Minds, or just their Power of Reason ???

I'm sorry but I refuse to take a chance on the 'unknown' candidate Obama...

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other stupid attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel ashamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense.

As the writer of the award winning story 'Forest Gump' so aptly put it,
'Stupid Is As Stupid Does'

2150 days ago
51.

Toby Christensen    

45. Toby, aren't you late for your KKK meeting? You'd better get going.

Posted at 8:09PM on Oct 10th 2008 by drumchick

How is anything I said racist?
The fact that YOU inferred that Sen Obama, a black man, would have a predilection for white women, an old racist witicism, shows your true racist nature.

But that is OK, drumchick, we will pray for Jesus to enter your soul and heal you.

2150 days ago
52.

noyankhere    

HEY OBAMA HATER.. GET OFF THIS BOARD AND GO CREATE YOUR OWN ANTI OBAMA PRO PALIN BOARD ELSE WHERE.. OH, BY THE WAY, CAN YOU SEE RUSSIA FROM YOUR WINDOW??.... LOL!!!!!!

2150 days ago
53.

noyankhere    

WHAT IS SO HOT ABOUT THESE WHITE WOMEN?. TALK ABOUT WHITE TRASH??? THOSE TWO TOW TRUCKS HAVE FACES ONLY AN OLD, DESPERATE, MEGA WEALTHLY , PUT TO PASTURE BAT WOULD LOVE!!LOL!! HEF, YOU REALLY ARE SCARPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL HERE!! TWIN??. MORE LIKE CARPET REJECTS BRING BACK HOLLY , KENDRA AND BRIDGET PRONTO...!!

2150 days ago
54.

Kelli    

Never heard of them and not that hot, whatever.

2150 days ago
55.

drumchick    

Aw Toby! Thanks for the laugh! Go back and look at your posts and the context and language you used. Sorry if I misunderstood! HAHAHA
OMG, that is hilarious!!!!

2150 days ago
56.

drumchick    

by the way, #50- your user name is too long for me to type- what about BIN LADEN??? Does he not fit your post? Pretty sure Obama (white and African descent) is not the anti-Christ.
Toby, my ribs hurt for laughing. Thanks again!

2150 days ago
57.

pussy hunter    

Now I will pay attention to Playboy, I love hot mad twins! Mr Hugh you are the MAN!!!

2150 days ago
58.

MM    

Hef, kick these bitches back out on the street where they belong. They will cause you nothing but trouble.

2150 days ago
59.

akittie87    

You know I lived next door to these girls for almost 5 years. They were such good little girls when they were younger but living the trailer park really turned those girls into who they are today. What Ive read here does not surprise me at all. This story doesn't even tip the ice burg of outrageous things they done in the past.They maybe busty blond Bunny's now but to me they will always be the girls next door and although they will never come close to hefs girls next door, I wish them luck.

2150 days ago
60.

glynne1964    

First off WTF does politics have to do with this story. To those of you who wrote political posts, TMZ is based on ENTERTAINMENT NOT POLITICS!!! DUH!!!

I think Hef should watch out. If they will beat on others & each other, what will stop them from beating the #ell out of him? Can you say elder abuse? Hope he's added on more security!!!

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