Hef's Twins Love Bottom Feeders

1. That's a hogfish, not a red snapper.

Posted at 2:35PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Bored to Death

2. Actually that is a hogfish snapper...not a red snapper. thanks.

Posted at 2:35PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Kassi

3. hooters has the best wing around

Posted at 3:31PM on Oct 10th 2008 by steve

4. I dont think hef cares.

Posted at 2:44PM on Oct 10th 2008 by TOOL

5. What a couple of ugly, dirty, money grubbing whores.

Any 19 year old girl that would screw an 80 year old man, especially sharing him with and most likely having threesomes with her twin sister, should be shot in the head.

I hope mommy & daddy are really proud.

Really... I'm surprised anybody would screw that old fart even for all the money in the world.

Posted at 2:44PM on Oct 10th 2008 by King Beef

6. Those two are a couple of TIRE BITERS!, but I'm sure they are going to milk Hef for whatever they can. They'll become platinum blond and get enhancements....BORING!

Posted at 2:59PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Beans

7. They are fugly!

Posted at 3:25PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Toads

8. As a St Petersburg resident we are glad to provide HEF with his next crop of barely legal bedmates. They make us proud of our current crop of young ladies here.

Posted at 3:43PM on Oct 10th 2008 by kstpete

9. They're not up to Playboy standards. They will have to be nip an d tuck and stuff before they are scene outside with Hef.

Posted at 2:57PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Republican for Obama

10. How can these girls sleep with this 150 yr old man?
It is like sleeping with a CORPSE!!!

Posted at 3:10PM on Oct 10th 2008 by BitchPlease

11. Hooter's wings SUCK BIG TIME!!!....you want wings go anywhere in Buffalo,New York...or come to my house in Studio City,CA!!!

Posted at 3:00PM on Oct 10th 2008 by monny j

12. Bryon Wolf Just one year before they found their 82-year-old meal ticket and moved into the Playboy Mansion, 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, were attached to a colder, deader creature -- this prize winning red snapper! The Shannons were obligated to pose with a winner of a spear fishing tournament in Florida back when they were working at a Wing House restaurant (think Hooters with better wings). Bryon Wolf

FYI -- Hef's not into red snapper ... he's all about the yellowtail. Bryon Wolf

UPDATE: Thanks to TMZ's loyal following of fishermen fans, we've learned the fish in question is not a Red Snapper, but rather a Hogfish. Our sincerest apologies. Bryon Wolf

ONE MORE THING: The comment about the wings was based on the opinion of the one guy in our newsroom who has actually been to Wing House. Our sincerest apologies to Hooters fans. Bryon Wolf

Posted at 3:10PM on Oct 10th 2008 by bw

13. Hefner's playboy mansion is nothing more than an expensive whorehouse.
He just calls it something else to make it legal.
How sad for him...he will die lonely...mark my words.....

NONE of these girls love him...just his money...but it will NOT comfort him on the day that God calls his number

Posted at 11:19PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Dave

14. How funny! The Wing House is for girls that can't get a job at Hooters and better yet, ther're working at the Pinnellas Park location which is a town full of nothing but trailers and rednecks. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl!

Posted at 3:17PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Jen

15. The guy in your office is right. Winghouse wings are way better than Hooters

Posted at 3:19PM on Oct 10th 2008 by Cookie