Graham Expected to Rise Again

10/11/2008 9:05 AM PDT
Oh God! Evangelist Billy Graham tripped over one of his dogs last night, and had to be hospitalized. He is listed in fair condition and has some minor bruising.

In previous years the 89-year-old has survived prostate cancer, hip replacement, and the insertion of a shunt in his head to combat swelling of the brain. Jesus take the wheel!

Doctors are confident he'll be upright for his 90th birthday on November 7th. No word yet if the dogs will be in attendance.