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Bitter Ringo Won't Sign a Thingo

Posted Oct 13th 2008 12:45PM by TMZ Staff

For a guy obsessed with the phrase peace and love, Ringo Starr seems to have a lot of pent up aggression!

The guy from the Beatles who isn't John, Paul or George just posted an angry online rant warning his fans to stop polluting his damn mailbox with crap for him to sign.

Ringo ain't got the damn time to please the people who helped fund his damn empire -- he's too busy getting ear piercings and getting his beard carefully manicured and stealing sun-glasses from Dame Edna, dammit.



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46. Ringo stop trying to be Richard Nixon with the the peace and love. You should have been doing the peace and love back in the 1960's instead of getting drunk and puking in the toilet. Dude, even Paul McCartney had to finish the drums on the White Album because you were such a worthless piece of crap. I know the economy is bad but pen's dont cost that much buddy, you should charge for ink, paper, shipping, envelopes, and include an invoice for all your signatures. Didnt you learn anything from Gene Simmons from KISS.

Dont be pissed at us because Mark Hudson sends you 1000 letters a day asking you to re-hire him again.

Posted at 6:44AM on Oct 21st 2008 by Seth Rothstein

47. Everyone stop writing to him because he needs more time to wack off to pornos. After a day of writing fans, his wrists are too weak to spank the monkey.

Posted at 11:19PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Seth Rothstein

48. F*CK THE BEATLES, MAN!!!!! They ain't sh*t!!!!!! Van Halen? Now there's a truly authentic, groundbreaking band!!!!! One that, truly, altered music forever & ever!!!!! I'll take Eddie Van Halen over this self-absorbed assh*le any goddamned day of the week!!!!! At least he gives a sh*t about his fans!!!!! (The same goes for everybody else in the group) F*CK RINGO "The so-called" STAR!!!!! HE AINT' SH*T!!!!!!

If you don't like fans, Ringo, then GET THE F*CK OUT OF SHOW BUSINESS!!!!!!! You're a hack who's time came & went a LONG time ago!!!!!

Posted at 12:19AM on Oct 16th 2008 by DeepFreeze3

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