"Nailin' Paylin" - Lights, Camera, Lots of Action

Tina Fey -- there's a new sheriff in town! A pornographic spoof of Sarah Palin was shot this weekend in the San Fernando Valley. "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" was quite the production, complete with grips (yes, we said it), craft services, the works.
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The plot -- two drunk Russians are driving their tank when it runs out of gas in front of Paylin's home. You can take it from there.

Launch videoThe star - Lisa Ann - ran her lines for us before the shoot. Is it entertaining? You betcha.



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61. Sandie~ Hey cupcake, why don't you go to factcheck.org and educate yourself. Spewing lies only shows your ignorance!


One more thing precious, the VP does NOT run the country.................the President does!

Posted at 12:42PM on Oct 13th 2008 by lls

62. People like Lair are unbelievably dangerous to this country. You learned your democatic math well.

What you described as far as rich people paying more taxes is exactly what happens with a flat tax rate. If I make a million and you make twenty thousand in income, at a 10% tax rate I pay a hundred thousand in tax and you pay two thousand. THAT IS FAIR. What happens today is that I pay $300,000 in tax and you pay NOTHING. What in the world is fair about that?

It would be like going to the grccery and having different prices for bread based on your income.

Economics is a fairly simple science...Look at your paycheck each week. Most people collect their pay from a company (many of them small businesses), NOT government. If the government enacts tax policies that take more and more and more money from companies or the people who own them, who do you think that hurts? The owners? To some degree it does but it hurts the guy collecting the paycheck MUCH more because the first thing companies do is cut jobs to maintain profitability.

What Obama and most democrats want is that more and more people get their sustenance from the government so that people will have to vote them into office time and time again. It is called socialism and it NEVER works in the long run. Ask the USSR, Cuba, France etc how well it works.

Posted at 1:29PM on Oct 13th 2008 by proud american

63. I'm surprised that ANYONE who frequents TMZ would find anything tastless. I thought it was the point of the whole site?

Posted at 1:03PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Joe in OH

64. TMZ, you have crossed the line. I just deleted you from my TV recording list. I will make sure that your sponsors know of my decision. I have also sent a link to this article asking a few of the Conservative media to call for a boycott of your show and sponsors.

Posted at 1:27PM on Oct 13th 2008 by cowbulls

65. Good for you TMZ!!! Keep them coming LOLOLOL

Posted at 1:29PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Retarded Republican Roundup

66. lls: Give it up. Sandie's mind is made up; you'll never be able to confuse her with facts! [you know, basic ones like Bill Clinton's perjuries, Hillary Clinton's Travelgate with the Rose Law Firm, Obama's affiliations with terrorist William Ayers, swindlers like Tony Reznik, and the consummate White-hate, Jeremiah Wright. Sandie knows what's what! She spews the important stuff, don'tcha know...

Posted at 1:39PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Rachel

67. I AGREE 100% THAT MAKE JOBS, PAY 90% + ALL TAXES, PAY FOR JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. BUT YET PEOPLE WANT THEM TO PAY 100% , WHAT A JOKE.

Posted at 1:40PM on Oct 13th 2008 by ACL

68. Really wouldn't be all that surprised if a majority of the folks writing that they're offended on behalf of poor li'l Sarah's hoohah being mocked in such a fashion also thought it was HIGH-LARIOUS when Rush referred to Chelsea as the "White House dog," or when McCain was asked during the primary season, when Hillary looked to be a lock for the nomination "How do we beat the bitch?" I bet y'all can't get enough of that beady-eyed McCain supporter waving his curious george/Obama doll around for the cameras.

Lighten up. Palin's a public figure (for a few more weeks anyway), it's satire, you're only afraid this ridicule might inspire people to not vote for her, but anyone dumb enough to let this satire affect their voting decision...well, is dumb enough to be a Republican, who will probably vote for a McCain/Palin ticket if they were caught eating live babies in an Old Navy dressing room while Cindy was stuffing rolled-up hundred-dollars bills inside Todd's dipsy doodle like a Ben Franklin catheter. You wanna be offended, ask McCain why he couldn't keep his promise to run a respectful campaign when the going got rough. Win at any cost, helluva way to run a campaign (or a country for that matter). Rubes.

Posted at 1:43PM on Oct 13th 2008 by slappy magoo

69. Bryon Wolf Tina Fey -- there's a new sheriff in town! A pornographic spoof of Sarah Palin was shot this weekend in the San Fernando Valley. "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" was quite the production, complete with grips (yes, we said it), craft services, the works. Bryon Wolf
Launch photos
The plot -- two drunk Russians are driving their tank when it runs out of gas in front of Paylin's home. You can take it from there. Bryon Wolf

Launch videoThe star - Lisa Ann - ran her lines for us before the shoot. Is it entertaining? You betcha. Bryon Wolf

Posted at 2:33PM on Oct 13th 2008 by bw

70. It's gotta be a pretty lame-ass porno when the actual person they're spoofing is way hotter than the porn star portraying her. Lisa Ann or whatever her name is is totally skanky and gross. Sarah Palin is actually hot.

Posted at 2:05PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Jim

71. From your articles, it's more than obvious that TMZ really dislikes women. This is further evidence that TMZ is run by a bunch of sexists. I don't care for Palin or her policies, but why is it necessary to objectify any woman who happens to be successful or powerful? Women who take part in such things are a disgrace to their own gender and humanity at large. If you cared about women, you would not lower yourself even futher by covering this garbage, TMZ.

Posted at 2:16PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Maria

72. GET A CLUE YOU FOOL TAX THE RICH TAX THE RICH, THEY ALREADY PAY 90+% OF TAXES, D, VOTED TO DEREG. THE POWER INDUST, THE FINAL MARKETS, GET A CLUE YOU FOOL. 5 TRILL, INDEBT WHE SOME ELSE LEFT 8 YEARS AGO,.



when Rush referred to Chelsea as the "White House dog," or when McCain was asked during the primary season, when Hillary looked to be a lock for the nomination "How do we beat the bitch?" I bet y'all can't get enough of that beady-eyed McCain supporter waving his curious george/Obama doll around for the cameras.

Posted at 3:06PM on Oct 13th 2008 by ACL

73. I'm absolutely sick over the way we are talking and joking about Palin. Everyone including the news reports, movie stars, and singers particular Madonna, it's embarrassing the way they are acting. No one has ever treated anyone else running for a public office this way. If you don't like her then don't vote for her, but the ridicule she has had to endue is appalling and should be embarrassing to the American people. We have reached an all time low.

Posted at 2:52PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Kat

74. You should be ashamed! No, not Lisa Ann. No, not Huster Video. TMZ should be ashamed... for posting photos and video with such low quality. Why would you do that? Blurred pics, poorly shot and/or edited video. It only makes you look bad. Lisa Ann looks great! TMZ looks bad!

Posted at 2:51PM on Oct 13th 2008 by Lisa Ann Fan

75. The Obama-Biden Democrats and their liberal, allied interest groups are spending more than $1 billion to defeat the republican ticket in critical races across the country. They're flooding the airwaves and stuffing mailboxes with misleading information, and in some cases flat out lies about them.

The truth is that far-left groups in this country will do anything to help the Obama-Biden Democrats win the White House and maintain their majorities in Congress. And last week, they're going even further to win.

The left-wing activist group, ACORN, is now under investigation for voter registration fraud in a number of battleground states. ACORN's political action committee has endorsed Barack Obama and Senator Obama himself has said, "I have been fighting alongside ACORN on issues you care about my entire career." The Obama Campaign even paid more than $800,000 to an ACORN affiliate for "get out the vote activity." And now we find out that ACORN is suspected of voter registration fraud.


America, we can't allow leftist groups like ACORN to steal this election! dn't vote for them

Posted at 2:52PM on Oct 13th 2008 by newsflash

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