"Nailin' Paylin" - Lights, Camera, Lots of Action

Tina Fey -- there's a new sheriff in town! A pornographic spoof of Sarah Palin was shot this weekend in the San Fernando Valley. "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" was quite the production, complete with grips (yes, we said it), craft services, the works.
Launch photos
The plot -- two drunk Russians are driving their tank when it runs out of gas in front of Paylin's home. You can take it from there.

Launch videoThe star - Lisa Ann - ran her lines for us before the shoot. Is it entertaining? You betcha.



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91. Lisa Ann and Tina Fey know Palin is a joke. Tina nailed the Palin impersonation. Lisa Ann will no doubt reveal more of the truth behind the prissy polyester shoulder pads, granny librarian glasses and all the rest of the BS. Let's hear more about the unwilling teenage marriages! Palin is a sick joke, a dangerous game played by cynical and incompetent right wing fruitcakes. GO LISA! And a few more SNL episodes left before Palin is sucking dust! I call it all MOST APPROPRIATE!!!

OBAMA / BIDEN in 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Posted at 1:20AM on Oct 15th 2008 by PolarBear

92. Larry Flynt is the man!

Don't hate, after all Mr Flynt is only exercising his capitalistic right as an American citizen. : > )

Posted at 4:22AM on Oct 15th 2008 by Tiffani

93. Hey "Tiffani"... I bet you have a deep voice, a hairy chest, and a c^ck down to your ankles! Right?!

Posted at 8:20AM on Oct 16th 2008 by mm mm good

94. Ok, first of all. She's calling a U.S. Senator a terrorist and trying to scare American voters into voting for her rather unqualified credentials. Why was she picked as V.P? You guessed it, she's a woman. McCain was trying to steal those female democratic votes, and did for a while until the stock market plunged, and people saw just how stupid Palin truly is. Not to mention this is a woman who abuses her power and hands out stadium contracts in return for a house? Hmm...maybe you should think about that. That would be why she was booed when she came to Philadelphia to drop the first puck. Wake up convservatives! She's not intelligent! She's not qualified! If women should be pissed off about anything, it shouldn't be this pornographic film. It should be the big slap in the face McCain gave you by insulting your intelligence and choosing Sarah Palin as his VP to suck you in.

Posted at 1:24AM on Oct 19th 2008 by Corey

95. Sarah Palin abandoned her children for a career. That is no role model. She won't do an interview on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS or NBC, but yet she has time to do Saturday Night Live. Last night on Letterman, Fey could barely hold in her disdain for Ms Palin. It's become obvious Palin is a joke, and everytime she does open her mouth its another disaster. Great Choice McCain! bahahahah

Posted at 8:57PM on Oct 18th 2008 by jayne

96. To the women on here expressing exasperation: seriously get over it and get real. For better or worse, whether you like it or not, men will ALWAYS look at women through a sexual prism. Yes it's shallow, yes it's unfair and yes it's just the way it is. It's how men are programmed and there's no changing it. And remember, women are complicit. Palin knows she's a milf, she loves it, she works it, she dresses the part, she's flirty and she absolutely adores the fact that so many men out there (especially sexually repressed conservative christians) want to bang the crap out of her, even if they would NEVER vote for her (that's me!! Obama/Biden '08/'12!!). I wouldn't be surprised if her secessionist husband "launches a missile attack" while they're both watching this porno. She completely digs it and she's definitely a freak. And I promise you an equal number of republican and democratic men will have their pants around their ankles watching this masterpiece.

Posted at 7:01PM on Oct 19th 2008 by get real

97. WOW. I didn;t know TMZ audience is primarily Republican.

Now that's conservative!

Posted at 4:37PM on Oct 19th 2008 by JT

98. IS EVY-1 SO SIMPLE MINDED THAT IT COMES DOWN TO ADULTS ! ! PLAYING NASTY, SILLY, GAMES, ABOUT ONE OF OUR RESPECTED,PEOPLE IN OFFICE,?A CHRISTIAN LADY, IS EVY-1 SO JELOUSE OF WHAT SHE HAS ACCOMPLISHED THAT THAY RESORT TO MUD SLING AT HER., WHO OUT THERE COULD FILL HER SHOES?? NONE !! WE ALL NEED TO PRAY DAILY FOR THEM ALL. THERE DECISSIONS ARE HARD .GOD WILL JUDGE ALL."GOD BLESS AMERICA& YOU TOO.PLEASE PRAY.....!IT WORKS !

Posted at 4:51PM on Oct 31st 2008 by FALLIN3

99. It seems that the GOP doesn't have a sense of humor.

Get over it, it's called "fiction".

Posted at 2:48PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Clem

100. So weak TMZ...you guys are really trying to hard

Posted at 11:48PM on Oct 28th 2008 by brett daniels

101. Lisa Ann is a million times hotter and prettier than square jawed Sarah Palin.

Posted at 2:42PM on Oct 29th 2008 by Eddie

102. Not Ready! That is McCain's slogan. Has he or his party looked at their own party's nominations in the same light. I don't think so, if they had, they should be disappointed in the VP nomination. Mayor of a small town. Governor of a state with the fewest members of Congress.
Does she have the WHOLE OF THE NATION in best interest or Joe (the Alcoholic) Six Pack from Alasaka.
Pailin's family has questionable family values, while family values are pivotal to the party she represents. She stands for supporting one right of the Constitution(second amendment), while pushing removal of another right of it(Roe v. Wade).
When rights are taken away from the citizens by the government no matter how small or insignificant they are, what will stop the government from taking more.
Take The Patriot Act. We have already lost rights given to us in the Constitution by this act. Where does it stop? Not with McCain/Palin.
What is the next right to be lost Religion(already gone if you are a non-Christian), Speech(already gone in Kansas: Phill Kline while KS Attorney General CENSORED all of the public libraries in Kansas), Petition(Look at the how the disenfranchised voters were shot down after the 2000 Elections), Press(not gone, but each party has their own bias networks), and now in most places you have to have a city/police permit(s) to assemble.

These are only rights from the first amendment! What do you think will happen to the other 26 amendments
If you are reading this the PATRIOT ACT has already bugged your computer, house phone, cell phone, pace maker, PDA, and PDA!!!

OBAMA OBAMA
BIDEN BIDEN

Posted at 11:21PM on Nov 2nd 2008 by jjlucky

103. To be honest Lisa Ann is probably brighter, more honest, more ethical and harder working than Sarah Palin. She could do Sarah Palin's job but could Sarah Palin do her's? Probably not.

Posted at 3:02AM on Nov 16th 2008 by Michael987

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