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"Nailin' Paylin" - Lights, Camera, Lots of Action

10/13/2008 9:11 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Tina Fey -- there's a new sheriff in town! A pornographic spoof of Sarah Palin was shot this weekend in the San Fernando Valley. "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" was quite the production, complete with grips (yes, we said it), craft services, the works.
Launch photos
The plot -- two drunk Russians are driving their tank when it runs out of gas in front of Paylin's home. You can take it from there.

Launch videoThe star - Lisa Ann - ran her lines for us before the shoot. Is it entertaining? You betcha.

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91.

PolarBear    

Lisa Ann and Tina Fey know Palin is a joke. Tina nailed the Palin impersonation. Lisa Ann will no doubt reveal more of the truth behind the prissy polyester shoulder pads, granny librarian glasses and all the rest of the BS. Let's hear more about the unwilling teenage marriages! Palin is a sick joke, a dangerous game played by cynical and incompetent right wing fruitcakes. GO LISA! And a few more SNL episodes left before Palin is sucking dust! I call it all MOST APPROPRIATE!!!

OBAMA / BIDEN in 2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

2201 days ago
92.

Tiffani    

Larry Flynt is the man!

Don't hate, after all Mr Flynt is only exercising his capitalistic right as an American citizen. : > )

2201 days ago
93.

yer mom's soo effin hot!!    

Hey "Tiffani"... I bet you have a deep voice, a hairy chest, and a c^ck down to your ankles! Right?!

2200 days ago
94.

Corey    

Ok, first of all. She's calling a U.S. Senator a terrorist and trying to scare American voters into voting for her rather unqualified credentials. Why was she picked as V.P? You guessed it, she's a woman. McCain was trying to steal those female democratic votes, and did for a while until the stock market plunged, and people saw just how stupid Palin truly is. Not to mention this is a woman who abuses her power and hands out stadium contracts in return for a house? Hmm...maybe you should think about that. That would be why she was booed when she came to Philadelphia to drop the first puck. Wake up convservatives! She's not intelligent! She's not qualified! If women should be pissed off about anything, it shouldn't be this pornographic film. It should be the big slap in the face McCain gave you by insulting your intelligence and choosing Sarah Palin as his VP to suck you in.

2197 days ago
95.

christine    

Sarah Palin abandoned her children for a career. That is no role model. She won't do an interview on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS or NBC, but yet she has time to do Saturday Night Live. Last night on Letterman, Fey could barely hold in her disdain for Ms Palin. It's become obvious Palin is a joke, and everytime she does open her mouth its another disaster. Great Choice McCain! bahahahah

2197 days ago
96.

obamabiden '0812    

To the women on here expressing exasperation: seriously get over it and get real. For better or worse, whether you like it or not, men will ALWAYS look at women through a sexual prism. Yes it's shallow, yes it's unfair and yes it's just the way it is. It's how men are programmed and there's no changing it. And remember, women are complicit. Palin knows she's a milf, she loves it, she works it, she dresses the part, she's flirty and she absolutely adores the fact that so many men out there (especially sexually repressed conservative christians) want to bang the crap out of her, even if they would NEVER vote for her (that's me!! Obama/Biden '08/'12!!). I wouldn't be surprised if her secessionist husband "launches a missile attack" while they're both watching this porno. She completely digs it and she's definitely a freak. And I promise you an equal number of republican and democratic men will have their pants around their ankles watching this masterpiece.

2196 days ago
97.

JT    

WOW. I didn;t know TMZ audience is primarily Republican.

Now that's conservative!

2196 days ago
98.

FALLIN3    

IS EVY-1 SO SIMPLE MINDED THAT IT COMES DOWN TO ADULTS ! ! PLAYING NASTY, SILLY, GAMES, ABOUT ONE OF OUR RESPECTED,PEOPLE IN OFFICE,?A CHRISTIAN LADY, IS EVY-1 SO JELOUSE OF WHAT SHE HAS ACCOMPLISHED THAT THAY RESORT TO MUD SLING AT HER., WHO OUT THERE COULD FILL HER SHOES?? NONE !! WE ALL NEED TO PRAY DAILY FOR THEM ALL. THERE DECISSIONS ARE HARD .GOD WILL JUDGE ALL."GOD BLESS AMERICA& YOU TOO.PLEASE PRAY.....!IT WORKS !

2196 days ago
99.

Clem    

It seems that the GOP doesn't have a sense of humor.

Get over it, it's called "fiction".

2195 days ago
100.

brett daniels    

So weak TMZ...you guys are really trying to hard

2187 days ago
101.

Eddie    

Lisa Ann is a million times hotter and prettier than square jawed Sarah Palin.

2186 days ago
102.

jjlucky    

Not Ready! That is McCain's slogan. Has he or his party looked at their own party's nominations in the same light. I don't think so, if they had, they should be disappointed in the VP nomination. Mayor of a small town. Governor of a state with the fewest members of Congress.
Does she have the WHOLE OF THE NATION in best interest or Joe (the Alcoholic) Six Pack from Alasaka.
Pailin's family has questionable family values, while family values are pivotal to the party she represents. She stands for supporting one right of the Constitution(second amendment), while pushing removal of another right of it(Roe v. Wade).
When rights are taken away from the citizens by the government no matter how small or insignificant they are, what will stop the government from taking more.
Take The Patriot Act. We have already lost rights given to us in the Constitution by this act. Where does it stop? Not with McCain/Palin.
What is the next right to be lost Religion(already gone if you are a non-Christian), Speech(already gone in Kansas: Phill Kline while KS Attorney General CENSORED all of the public libraries in Kansas), Petition(Look at the how the disenfranchised voters were shot down after the 2000 Elections), Press(not gone, but each party has their own bias networks), and now in most places you have to have a city/police permit(s) to assemble.

These are only rights from the first amendment! What do you think will happen to the other 26 amendments
If you are reading this the PATRIOT ACT has already bugged your computer, house phone, cell phone, pace maker, PDA, and PDA!!!

OBAMA OBAMA
BIDEN BIDEN

2184 days ago
103.

batmanholytoledo    

To be honest Lisa Ann is probably brighter, more honest, more ethical and harder working than Sarah Palin. She could do Sarah Palin's job but could Sarah Palin do her's? Probably not.

2169 days ago
104.

jim    

who's nalin palin........glen beck

1457 days ago
105.

Afatsawo    

Sit.

1436 days ago
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