Hef's Evil Twins Bust Out

31. And they contribute what to society? Sucking old man c@ck is not a reason to exist. Without the looks (and I don't even think they're attractive) they'd be gathering shopping carts in a WalMart parking lot.

Posted at 12:46PM on Oct 14th 2008 by I laugh at others misfortunes

32. They are soooooooooooooooo not cute!

Posted at 12:08PM on Oct 14th 2008 by j

33. They aren't even pretty! What the hell!!! Mediocre at best. Holly keeps saying that we have to watch the girls next door to see what happens.Guess I'll be watching!

Posted at 12:12PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Yuck

34. damn dude ..aLL i kno is that those tWins are HOTT!
and when they get their implants its gonna get even better!..xD

Posted at 12:26PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Frankie

35. If you think Hef doesn't know these girls are out for his money get real. He counts on it. So guess who is actually getting played, it's stupid blonde whores blowing an 81 year old wrinkled guy eeeeuuuuuwww!!!!

Posted at 2:41PM on Oct 15th 2008 by jmuzikmon

36. Ummmm they aren't very Playboy-esque. They look like regular chicks we all went to HS with and maybe a bit WT. Heffy must have dementia-If I was a boy I wouldn't pay the cover price to see them naked- girls like that are crawling all over frat parties. ICKY!

Posted at 1:50PM on Oct 14th 2008 by steph

37. Hef could at least find two attractive sluts instead of these two mutts.... Come on Hef! What are you thinking? People are going to think that you are going senile if you don't get rid of these twin barkers and find a decent looking set of twins!

Posted at 12:55PM on Oct 14th 2008 by tt

38. WTF is up with their HAIR?????!!!!! ...And the orange tans!!!! ....And the lack of boobs! Yuck! Couldn't possibly compare to Kendra, Bridgette, and especially Holly! :(

Posted at 1:00PM on Oct 14th 2008 by WTF

39. Wow the rebounds I guess are normally uglier then the originals...............These girls will ruin the E show I sure in the hell wont watch it. They spell nothing but t-r-a-s-h......Where did his standards go?

Posted at 1:30PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Nicholeleole

40. Damn! You would think that after the 3 beautiful women Hef had before, no way could he be happy with two skank-ho's like these twins!! I think these are the ugliest, stank bitches on the planet and Hef better sleep with a ball bat if he doesn't want to be robbed in the night. They will be half way back to the trailer park before he knows what hit him! WTF was he thinkin???!?!?

Posted at 1:41PM on Oct 14th 2008 by WTF was he thinkin??

41. OH these girls are soooo FUGLY!!! There are way prettier girls at the local Hooters and that aitn saying much!!

Posted at 2:06PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Kim

42. can anyone say TANANOREXIC? Might goodness they look like old lady from the move "there is somenthing about Mary"...they are ugly...

Posted at 3:23PM on Oct 14th 2008 by adriana

43. When I am 82 if I have the chance I would take these two and two more. The sluttier and skankier the better. I would die with a smile if the end came while they were knocked up.

Posted at 3:30PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Old and alone

44. They are straight up FUGG!!! Seriously!!

Posted at 3:33PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Selly

45. "The Girls Next Door....to the Trailer Park"

Posted at 4:09PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Gibbs