Kim K: My Ass Can't Take All the Credit

16. Why do you guys even post news about her???? She's good for.............What? The sex tape was horrible, dancing horrible, & her voice is annoying!!!! Move on TMZ!

Posted at 2:54PM on Oct 15th 2008 by SM

17. If you have nothin better to do than hate on some one who looks better than your fat a$$, then you truly are lost!

Posted at 9:33PM on Oct 16th 2008 by newmoney

18. It is easy to be a celebrity. I will give you a list of three things you must possess in order for this to occur.
1. You must have no morals.
2. You cannot comprehend the value of a dollar.
3. You must act like a spoiled child, especially when things don't go your way.

Lastly, I would like to make a comment on aesthetics. The Greeks new something about aesthetics and beauty. For something to be beautiful it must have balance, proportion and symmetry. Kim K. has neither one of those qualities. Her butt is out of proportion to the rest of her physique. She is unbalanced, and her proportions are all wrong. She naturally has a propensity to store an abnormally large number of fat cells in her buttocks, so why are people impressed? It would be no different than a man with a large protruding abdomen. Men have a larger propensity to store fat in their abdomens, so what's the big deal?
A female with these qualities would be Jennifer Anniston. Jennifer is close to 40 years of age and still looks amazing. Kim K. will look like a worn out street hooker when gravity starts to be unkind to her.

Posted at 3:09PM on Dec 31st 2008 by Professor

19. Apologies for the typo "knew."

Posted at 7:22PM on Jan 6th 2009 by Professor