
Madge -- Lock, Stock and Two Smokin' Heels
At her film premiere last night, Madonna brought out the big guns -- her .22 caliber Chanel shoes.
Wonder what Jewish mysticism has to say about killer pumps?

At her film premiere last night, Madonna brought out the big guns -- her .22 caliber Chanel shoes.
Wonder what Jewish mysticism has to say about killer pumps?
31. You're 50 years of age Madonna. Grow the f**k up.
Posted at 2:43PM on Oct 14th 2008 by pncmsing
32. 22. If they were pointed the other way, and loaded, it might be interesting.
Posted at 2:03PM on Oct 14th 2008 by DaveRog
Love your post. What's more ugly though is her mouth. I have always been nauseated by her gap-toothed mustached mouth. Is that not the ugliest mouth you've ever seen? Maybe its just because I don't want to be reminded of where its been. Has anyone ever seen "Truth or Dare"? Big mystery? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE WHO CONTINUE TO MAKE HER WEALTHY???
Posted at 4:24PM on Oct 14th 2008 by romil1
33. There's a reason stockings were invented. With legs and feet like that, she really needs to wear them...yuck!
Posted at 3:10PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Kitty
34. Love the Shoes!!!
LOve Madonna!!!
Posted at 3:26PM on Oct 14th 2008 by chincho
35. Just when I thought Madonna couldn't add anymore hideousness to her persona she goes and does ... THAT?!?! I hate her.
Posted at 3:30PM on Oct 14th 2008 by mtnside
36. RocknRolla, baby!
Posted at 3:45PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Jazzy
37. look at me, look at me, Im Madonna, since I have no talent, I shock people with my fashion or things I say on stage. Go away. please. No one gives a crap about you, Oh and while you are at it, give back your rock & roll hall of fame award you unworthy trash bag.
Posted at 5:08PM on Oct 14th 2008 by sv
38. Those are among the ugliest shoes I have ever seen.
However, I am hesitant about being patient with all of you Madonna haters out there. First of all, I really am displeased with this culture of hate that we are nurturing right now. We have got to stop this people, and it starts with you and your nimble little fingers as they flow across your keyboard.
Having said that, my lack of patience comes in this case, not so much with the culture of hate, but with the fact that in the 1980s I screamed at the top of my lungs to anyone who would listen that this woman had no talent and just wanted attention, the same as millions of other girls in the country. I saw no reason to give attention to her over someone else who had talent, or even someone else who didn't have talent, but at least seemed more worthy of such attention.
Even in the 1980s, Madonna was not an attractive person, inside or out. She couldn't sing. She could dance, but so could I, so big deal. So, if we were going to give all our attention to someone who didn't have talent, why couldn't we at least pick someone with beauty on the outside and/or the inside? I remember saying to my brother, "Madonna is Debbie Harry (what we called her back then) made over - a pointless blond with no talent." And I was right. But I was alone.
Now EVERYONE is on the bandwagon. Well, where were all of you in the 1980s? We could have nipped this in the bud and the world would have been a better place.
I am trying hard not to say, "I told you so" but it's difficult.
Posted at 5:07PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Joan Short
39. GOD DAMN PEOPLE LEAVE HER ALONE~
Posted at 10:10PM on Oct 14th 2008 by GIO
40. #13: I agree! I love em too!
Posted at 5:15PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Bokbagok
41. She has a horrible sense of style..She's a real tacky dresser..Madonna should get some pointers from her gal pal Gwyneth.
Posted at 5:59PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Midge
42. Joan said it all. There are plenty of no talent celebrities out there and for some unknown reason, people seem to get a thrill out of them. whatever happened to having REAL talent? Gone are the golden days of Hollywood, thrown to the likes of Paris slutbag Hilton, and Britney the no talent tramp. I can't believe these jokers actually make a LIVING out of doing NOTHING! Just goes to show the mentality of the world today. God help the aging citizens, who will soon be taken care of by the new brain dead generation.
Posted at 6:05PM on Oct 14th 2008 by no talent out there
43. So stupid ,, Hey Madge your still gonna be 50 soon!!!!!!! Grow up
Posted at 7:38PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Ned
44. Madonna is sooooooo old and stank. She's gross. Can't stand her anymore, or her lezbo friend Sandra Bernhard. What losers. Give it up-its over. Long over.
Posted at 7:48PM on Oct 14th 2008 by Sonja
45. Meh.. Madonna I could take or leave, but those shoes are awesome!
Posted at 8:06PM on Oct 14th 2008 by liz