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Two Small Balls and One Strike Against Jose

10/14/2008 7:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jose CansecoIs it really a crime for a man to try to fix the shrinking effects of steroid use? If it involves smuggling drugs across the Mexican border, the answer is si.

Baseball's most famous 'roid head, Jose Canseco, was charged today in a U.S. Federal court in SoCal on one count of misdemeanor transport of misbranded medication.

Canseco was allegedly trying to smuggle Spanish-labeled vials of HCG (Human Chorionic Gonadotropin) through a border patrol checkpoint in San Diego last week.

Jose returns to court on Nov. 4 -- until then, we advise him to see a shrink.

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englishteacher11    

Spelling counts, people!
steroid, not steriod
vials, not viles
Aaaargh!!

2012 days ago
2.

Mr. A    

I didn't care about Watergate...and I sure as hell couldn't care less about STEROIDS!

As long as people are smoking cigarettes, drinking booze, overeating, jumping out of airplanes, bungee jumping, mountain climbing and swimming with sharks and playing with alligators....why should i give a f@#kin' hoot about what somebody else puts in their body to make their muscles big, their peckers and nuts shrink and possibly give them a heart attack or cancer?

The rest of us have to legally wear our seat belts while all these THRILL seekers are playing the odds with their lives, and yet they're ALLOWED to?? I don't get it! It's his health and his body. If a woman has the right to KILL something that is growing in hers, why can't a man slowly kill HIMSELF with what he puts in his body?

Bunch a backward ass, discombobulated BUUUUUUUUUUUULL SHIZA!!

2012 days ago
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#645732 - Cell Block H    

His balls must be the same size of a monkey's!

2012 days ago
4.

TRACKER    

with all the worry in this world right now.who cares

2012 days ago
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Barfalufugus    

For some reason I keep thinking of Raisinets

2012 days ago
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Reta    

See a shrink??? They already shrunk!!! And what does he even NEED them for, is he planning on making babies? He only needs his seeds for breeds....who cares if they are the size of peanuts? If they ooze one little swimmer that's enufffff!!!

2012 days ago
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fish taco    

Cheater

CHEATER
Cheater

CHEATER
Cheater

CHEATER
Cheater

CHEATER

2012 days ago
8.

Barfalufugus    

Small balls = small brain

2012 days ago
9.

sslah    

Jose is one self centered worthless POS rat ,

HH

2012 days ago
10.

di    

give the guy a break, who cares now? Its his own body to do with or how he neds to treat it, if he wants to et arrested o detained let him. BTW the othe people who were supposedly outted... they need to tell the truth bout their 'so-called' ML records and how they got them Give them a little * to think about

2004 days ago

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