Mr. Mayer, Your Present Has Arrived
Dundundun! Jennifer Aniston slinked into John Mayer's L.A. home last night, presumably to celebrate his 31st birthday. 
Chick puts the whip in whipped cream.
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(Page 3 of 3) Previous 15 Comments31. WTF... what a BI*CH... I'm his present not that F'N STICK
Posted at 3:05PM on Oct 17th 2008 by jp
32. He needs to stop hopping from from one chick to another. He seems like all he wants is the publicity even though he won't admit it. I mean, Jessica Simpson? The woman is so stupid she didn't even know Chicken From the Sea was tuna and not chicken. Then again, she was actually "popular" at the time and he sure used her. Bottom line - Jessica is a bore and people are sick of her and so he moved on to the next, new "best" thing. He needs to be neutered.
Posted at 4:19PM on Oct 17th 2008 by He-Ho
33. can either of these two muster any self respect?
Posted at 9:15AM on Oct 18th 2008 by NYC123
34. LEAVE THEM ALONE! All you jealous, psycho haters spewing such evil towards two people you don't even know. LOVE JOHN AND JEN!
Posted at 4:59PM on Oct 17th 2008 by peace
35. I guess, John does not have anything else to bork... Manison is soooooo desparte,, smh
Posted at 7:09PM on Oct 17th 2008 by Real Talk
36. will type backwards-
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Posted at 7:19PM on Oct 17th 2008 by blackandwhitegirl
37. Maybe during the break Jen used some of her money to hire someone to teach her how not to be such an ice princess. I think her bedroom scene in "Friends with Money" was the real Jen.
Posted at 7:23PM on Oct 17th 2008 by cowbulls
38. Hey Jen, did you swallow?
Posted at 10:37PM on Oct 17th 2008 by Hollywood Fred
39. Come on Jen, you can do better than this sick guy.
Posted at 2:28PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Sandy
