TV Preacher Leads TMZ to "Jesus"

1. Jesus needs a bar of soap and a toothbrush.

Posted at 2:53PM on Oct 17th 2008 by File under : Who Cares??

2. Thats funny, Henry Rollins said he would cast Viggo as Christ if he ever made a Christ film.

Posted at 3:02PM on Oct 17th 2008 by Watcher

3. I have a real problem with preachers that make you pay to get in to their sanctuary. You want to hear Olsteen preach, you have to pay!


It is wrong!

Posted at 3:04PM on Oct 17th 2008 by lls

4. Pay to hear that fool? No thanks,

Posted at 3:11PM on Oct 17th 2008 by Jeeez us

5. I LOVE JOEL OSTEEN!! If he could fit alll the people that wanted to hear him preach in one place I'm sure he would but he can't so you have to pay for a seat at a stadium... if you can't afford that, watch him on t.v.! or travel to his hometown and go to his local ministry. I'm telling you he is the best person alive. He is soooo motivating and will completly help you think of everything that may have you down and have you loving yourself and appreciating a lot more things in life. I swear he is the one that helped me through, what I call, my great depression. If it wasn't for him I don't know where I'd be today... I was never really big on following my reigion to the T. I mean I don't really know what to believe and eventhough Joel is Christian you can still be any religion and listen to what he has to say and understand his point and work it in your own religion if you find the need to. He gives you hope and pushes you to reach a goal.

Posted at 3:23PM on Oct 17th 2008 by cyndi

6. Joel Osteen is a skinny, pock faced twerp who is above all else, a raging PHONY. As is his wife, too.
I'm not a huge fan of Bill Maher, but when I think about these types of lunatic phonies and their fear based tactics and hatred of others, it makes me really happy there are Bill Maher's in America.

Posted at 3:33PM on Oct 17th 2008 by KU Hoops Fan

7. I think that the Osteen's are FOS.

LOL @ the Jesus guy.

Posted at 3:39PM on Oct 17th 2008 by amused

8. Joel, you are SO rich. Why are you charging people to hear you speak? Jesus cannot be pleased with you. Shame on you and your spoiled wife.

Posted at 3:43PM on Oct 17th 2008 by Lisa

9. How much does he charge to hear him preach?

What a ho!!!

How much does forgiveness by a church cost now days.

But the preist will babysit your lil boys for free.... If they promise not to tell about the BJ.

Posted at 3:47PM on Oct 17th 2008 by fish taco

10. Joel Osteen is just an ASS who like other televengelists makes money by doing absolutely nothing.

Posted at 3:50PM on Oct 17th 2008 by Dee

11. I don't think I remember the Bible stating that Jesus had a going rate for the miracles he did. Who does this fool think he is anyway? He's right up there with Casey Treat (not sure of his name spelling, so don't freak out).

Posted at 3:55PM on Oct 17th 2008 by Jeeez us

12. Oh, and let's not forget the Jim and Tammy Faye with their air-conditioned dog house.

Posted at 3:56PM on Oct 17th 2008 by Jeeez us

13. Just another get rich scheme covered up with Jesus. It's sad that it's working for him.
In America everyone wants to get want they want including the followers. Tickle those ears Joel.

Posted at 4:05PM on Oct 17th 2008 by squeaker

14. Do you all remember Rev. Jim Jones of the 1970's. He was the cult leader that brainwashed "followers" to the grave. This Osteen is nothing more than this generation's Nut!

Posted at 4:32PM on Oct 17th 2008 by really??

15. For all you "people" talking bad about Joel Osteen i would really watch it cuz he's a GODLY man and it'll come back and bite you!!! God Bless Joel and His Family

Posted at 4:34PM on Oct 17th 2008 by Ashley!