Millions of women would love to be mistaken for Jessica Alba, but Jessica Biel ain't one of them.
A Las Vegas fan found out the hard way that Biel's biggest similarity to Alba isn't her first name, good looks or box office flops ... it's her sour demeanor.
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1. Oops - should have been bag and not bag - time for new glasses!
Posted at 3:05PM on Oct 20th 2008 by UGH
2. Which realm of hell would she be best suited for?
Posted at 3:06PM on Oct 20th 2008 by 7th Heaven
3. Didn't hear anything bitter there.
Posted at 3:06PM on Oct 20th 2008 by bigwoop
4. Need new glasses and an post that will actually go through - please disregard the other stupid ass post I put in. My bad!
Posted at 3:08PM on Oct 20th 2008 by UGH
5. Was in the Oak Room NYC and Jerry Springer walks past my table. I jump up grab his hand shaking it like an old friend, screaming Geraldo, Geraldo. He looks at me like "what the %$^%#" and I sit back down and realize it was Jerry Springer and not Geraldo Rivera. Duh
Posted at 3:14PM on Oct 20th 2008 by TH
6. I can't stand Jessica Biel. The only good role that bitch has had was in The Rules of Attraction. She can't really act and she's not that attractive. She should just be happy anyone approaches her at all!
Posted at 3:23PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Jenn
7. I always knew she was a snoody B IT *H............this confirms it........and umm she's not that hot......all her movies flop and its NOT bc she's too "sexy" for the roles.......she's just a BAD actress!!! Someone, maybe JT, needs to tell her to get over herself!
Posted at 3:26PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Jason
8. I know people, who in the course of their job, that have dealt with this woman AND she is a major BIT*&! However, they say Beonce (I think I mispelled her name) is a real doll. Biel is full of herself and a total skank. She is FUGLY on the inside and out.
Posted at 3:53PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Punchy
9. THIS BEOTCH HAS SUCH A HUGE HEAD, CANT STAND HER!!! THE ONLY THING SHE;S KNOWN FOR IS 7TH HEAVEN , SHES A B ACTRESS, WITH A BIGG COTTAGE CHEESE A%%....
Posted at 4:33PM on Oct 20th 2008 by me
10. This chick is the epitome of "makeup does wonders" cause she is one REALLY UNATTRACTIVE YUCK FACE when she has no makeup on. With that face, you really shouldn't be such a b!t$h!!
Posted at 4:40PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Mrs. Rounds
11. Your really stretching lately for things to post TMZ. Jessica didn't seem to sour to me. Give me a break.
Posted at 5:08PM on Oct 20th 2008 by susan
12. Can't even hear what she said?
Anyone else have a clue to what she responded with?
Posted at 5:12PM on Oct 20th 2008 by JT
13. She wishes she was as hot as Alba.
Posted at 6:44PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Rosemary
14. She didn't seem angry to me.
Posted at 6:44PM on Oct 20th 2008 by TJ
15. Jen,Jason,Punchy ,Tom,Me,Mrs. Rounds,RoseMary please shut the hell up you all don't know anything . Jessica Biel is always amazing talented actress and beauitful gorgeous woman and A list actress.Jessica Biel will Oscar very soon because she is amazing talented actress.Jessica Biel is always My favorite actress of all time. I am always big number one Jessica Biel fan for life . Jessica Biel is always sweet kind heart She all help people in life. Rosemary Jessica Alba is ugly cat. Jessica Biel always Rocks and always beauitful gorgeous woman.
Posted at 7:56PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Bob
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