Celebrity Justice
Lil' Wayne's Court Date -- Chronically High-larious

So Lil' Wayne had a hearing in his weapons case in New York today -- big deal. But here's the fun part: Our guy in the courtroom says everyone got an impromptu Marijuana 101 lesson in the process.

The Weez's assistant was up on the stand today and under blunt questioning from the DA, explained in great detail how pot is "something we always have" on the tour bus. Wayne's bud also said the star only smokes "dro" -- which, as the assistant explained, is short for "hyDROponically grown" weed (i.e., the good s**t). The court was, we're told, buzzing.

Not everyone was so stoked - our spy says Wayne sat, head in hands, watching his lawyer battle to get the case skunked.

They're all due back in court in December.

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16. Hit him hard in the pocket book. Jails are too much like country clubs these days.

Posted at 7:16AM on Oct 21st 2008 by middleageisntforsissys

17. Oh what a waste of taxpayer money! Over a frickin plant! The U.S needs to wake the hell up and realize what a tragic waste of money it is to prosecute people over a damn plant! That money could be well spent in other areas, but good 'ol George W. has waged a war against a pot. LOL

Posted at 8:50AM on Oct 21st 2008 by vbitch

18. quite possibly the most ignorant people alive. Just maybe

Posted at 9:02AM on Oct 21st 2008 by can't stand idiots

19. .... Never can really understand what he's sayin' but obviosly he's makin' a killin' at it. I guess you have to be high or drunk as hell to make out the words ...... then it all comes to you like a theif in the night .... LOL ..... !!!!!

Posted at 9:32AM on Oct 21st 2008 by OnPoint

20. Marijuana is an age old herbal remedy. It is unnecessary to fight this war on drugs. Our prisons are filled with people who have loving families, and children and wives and mothers who mourn for their presence every day. This country has imploded since the war on drugs was waged.

Posted at 9:34AM on Oct 21st 2008 by smokeitallupitisbetter4you

21. Home boye should have taken a page out of Dave Chapelle's book and pleaded da "FIF". I mean you got to have a game plan going into testify like that...Lawyer: If you start screwing up look over and we'll all have our heads under the table, this will be your cue to STOP. Assistant: You smoke? Lawyer: Nevermind, go ruin my case...

Posted at 2:27PM on Oct 21st 2008 by Fresh

22. Lil Wayne Carter should be a better role model for all the kids, like my son, who listen to his music.
He is very talented, has a great sense of humor. You can tell he loves what he does, but he makes bad choices. Smoking Pot, carrying guns. Not good. You'll end up like Tupak and Biggy. Dead Dead Dead!

I hope he will change his life, stop smoking and become a better role model for everyone.

Posted at 7:19PM on Oct 28th 2008 by Kathy

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