Sarah Palin's Alias -- TINA!

So get this ... we found out when Sarah Palin checked into the Omni Berkshire Hotel in NYC for her "Saturday Night Live" performance, she used an alias -- first name, Tina (we're not mentioning last name -- national security!).

And there's more. The hotel had some specific instructions on what Her Hotness needed, and it appears to be a preemptive strike against another Couric attack.

Palin asked for and got copies of the Wall Street Journal, NY Times, New York Post, Daily News, and USA Today. No Wash Post -- of course they're on Team Obama now.

We also learned how the Governatrix keeps that pageant-ready figure -- all she asked for is diet soda, Atkins bars, and skinny white chocolate mochas ... but no whip. We're told Palin made it VERY clear, she's not into whip.

Our favorite part -- her peeps also specify the kind of coffee stirrer she wants -- "thin red straw." She's a red-stater right down to the thing that stirs her drink.

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31. I love these kind of insider details! And thank you for maintaining a semblance of impartiality. I

Posted at 12:49PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Asriel

32. Those posters stating Palin should be VP because she's like "one of us" make me Laugh Out Loud! as if being "one of us" is gonna be enough to be in that high position... you see, everybody has his or her level of incompetence at some point and her competence might be good for cold country governor but certainly not for Vicepresident of the United States!

We've had enough of "maverickism" for 8 long years... it's high time for a change.

Obama '08!!!

Posted at 12:50PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Hutch

33. i loved sarah palin on SNL and voted today for mc cain/ palin.... I am african american and understand that alot of african americans would vote for obama for his color because they want a black man in the white house..... i am not like that ... i vote for the right person , i don't care about race .....

i also watched hannity last night and i was disgusted with obama , disgusted with his lies , his shady associates and sick of his mean racist wife. i hate to look at her ugly face..... she is nasty , and i hate the way she looks down on people,,,

good bye obama .. i 'm glad i found out who you really were before i voted

Posted at 12:50PM on Oct 20th 2008 by yeh hannity

34. Of course she reads papers (although these days reading most papers is a waste of time, journalism has become such a joke)

Katie Couric is a nitwit who thought she'd "make her bones" off Palin by asking an offensive condescending question you'd ask in a high school civics class, not of an elected official. Just like Tina Fey is feeding off Palin to make herself a household name. Women feeding off women, it's sick.

Has Couric ever asked this question of other pols?

Palin obviously didn't know how to answer the question in a political way - if she said some papers, she'd be branded right wing, other papers left wing. No matter how she answered she'd be vilified.

She's refreshingly not a lawyer, so she doesn't give slick canned answers the way NO-BAMA DOES. You people say you want a genuine person as Pres, yet you fall for Obama's slick fake persona.

Posted at 12:53PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Dems not for Obama

35. 21. WTF? She's going from small town mom to a stuck up demanding Hollywood NOBODY!? What's with all the crazy demands... and she has the nerve to say she relates to the average "Joe Six Pack". Give me a break.

I'm voting for Obama now.... you blew it Sarah!

Posted at 12:33PM on Oct 20th 2008 by John

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John, you ignorant s!ut. "Stuck up"? "Demanding"? She asked for a few newspapers, diet soda, and some plastic sticks to stir her coffee. I realize that in your backwoods shack, you probably spend your days drinking grandpappy's corn-liquor and you probably don't even know what a newspaper is, so let me set you straight. Palin's requests make her neither stuck up, nor demanding. Step into reality.

Posted at 12:55PM on Oct 20th 2008 by perky

36. 33.

"She's refreshingly not a lawyer, so she doesn't give slick canned answers the way NO-BAMA DOES. You people say you want a genuine person as Pres, yet you fall for Obama's slick fake persona."

Posted at 12:53PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Dems not for Obama
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Ummm, she's not running for President. hahaha

Posted at 1:00PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Mush!

37. "2. 319. BARACK OBAMA'S BELIEF'S LIE WITH:

FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS
REV. JEREMIAH WRIGHT
ACORN
WILLIAM AYERS
FATHER PHLEGER ............. THE INFLUENCES THAT THIS MAN HAS HAD IS BAD FOR AMERICA!!!

LOOK THOSE PEOPLE UP IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO THEY ARE.

BACRACK NOBAMA IS A SNAKE IN THE GRASS WHO IS JUST WAITING TO UNLEASH HIS MADNESS IF PUT INTO POWER."

Let's check out McCain....he WAS one of the Keating 5. He is pals with convicted felon Gordon Liddy. He did graduate 5th from the bottom from his class of 900+ at the Naval Academy and he did crash 4 planes in non-combat flying before he was shot down in Vietnam. He did ditch his first wife for the rich heiress, Cindy, after she had a near fatal car accident and he was no longer attracted to her due to her injuries and disabilities. Iraq Vetran groups have given him a D- and Barak a B on their voting records regarding veteran affairs.

Posted at 12:58PM on Oct 20th 2008 by cillann

38. Don't worry - in about 2 weeks Palin and the "first dude" will go crawling back to Alaska to answer more questions about her unethical behavior and abuse of power - also the new story about the shadiness of the building supplies for her house in Wasilla (connections to Ted Stevens). I sure hope she looks as fabulous in black and white prison stripes. Anyone who thinks she could be VP is deranged and ignorant...
Her daughter is pregnant, she HERSELF was pregnant when she eloped, and now the baby daddy dropped out of high school - THAT'S what you want in a possible president??? Let's get the double wide trailers for the East lawn. God help you all who vote for her. Just as dumb and racist as she is...
I would like a president with a little more class, dignity, and intellegence, I don't care if he's purple.

Posted at 1:01PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Truth be told

39. who cares.. move on

Posted at 1:04PM on Oct 20th 2008 by sunshine

40. Did the first dude race in the Idiotarod?

Posted at 1:05PM on Oct 20th 2008 by notasucker

41. TMZ are the biggest bunch of low lifes out there. Get a real job.

Posted at 1:09PM on Oct 20th 2008 by TJ

42. I laughed out loud at this "Exclusive". I have to wonder if this info wasn't purposely tipped out in order to make her seem much more informed then you know, the rest of the WORLD thinks she is. hahaha!


How much more of an inspiration is Hilary Clinton than Sara Palin? So much more, that the liberal media had a part in screwing her in this election. Palin is a joke, yet she doesn't see that she's being used. I almost feel sorry for her. What happens when her ticket loses? She and "the 1st dude" will return to Alaska where she will no doubt lose her office and her standing in the political scene up there. Sad.

Posted at 1:17PM on Oct 20th 2008 by WootWoot!

43. GO SARAH!!!

Posted at 1:18PM on Oct 20th 2008 by jen

44.
To 32. Dems not for Obama

"Palin obviously didn't know how to answer the question in a political way - if she said some papers, she'd be branded right wing, other papers left wing. No matter how she answered she'd be vilified."
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By not naming any periodicals she comes across as an uninformed idiot, which is far worse than appearing right wing (which we already knew she was anyway). She could have named some mainstream ones or simply a few from each side (like National Review (right wing) and New York Times (left wing)


"She's refreshingly not a lawyer, so she doesn't give slick canned answers the way NO-BAMA DOES. You people say you want a genuine person as Pres, yet you fall for Obama's slick fake persona."
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Translation: I would rather vote for someone who sounds unintelligent and uninformed when he/she speaks, peppering answers with folksy expressions and flirtatious behavior in place of substance than someone who god forbid is smarter than me (read: "elitist").

Posted at 1:20PM on Oct 20th 2008 by jello shots are not the answer

45.

This is how some see it. OB/Wan/Kanobe is promising change, change from what ? America who made it POSSIBLE for HIM to GO TO HARVARD , learn his fancy talk and how to impress the 'LITTLE PEOPLE' ? What will he change into ?

Posted at 1:24PM on Oct 20th 2008 by What Will OBANO change into ?

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