Sarah Palin's Alias -- TINA!

So get this ... we found out when Sarah Palin checked into the Omni Berkshire Hotel in NYC for her "Saturday Night Live" performance, she used an alias -- first name, Tina (we're not mentioning last name -- national security!).

And there's more. The hotel had some specific instructions on what Her Hotness needed, and it appears to be a preemptive strike against another Couric attack.

Palin asked for and got copies of the Wall Street Journal, NY Times, New York Post, Daily News, and USA Today. No Wash Post -- of course they're on Team Obama now.

We also learned how the Governatrix keeps that pageant-ready figure -- all she asked for is diet soda, Atkins bars, and skinny white chocolate mochas ... but no whip. We're told Palin made it VERY clear, she's not into whip.

Our favorite part -- her peeps also specify the kind of coffee stirrer she wants -- "thin red straw." She's a red-stater right down to the thing that stirs her drink.

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46. You people need to get a real clue; this is not a popularity contest nor is it a beauty pageant. What’s next? Co-hosting Entertainment Tonight!?! The day that “lunchbox” does a real interview on Face the Nation is the day I will vote for her and her "grandfather".

Remember, those SNL skits about her came about because she’s just that dumb. Tina couldn’t make that stuff up even if she tried.

Posted at 1:27PM on Oct 20th 2008 by JerseySnob

47. 47.

This is how some see it. OB/Wan/Kanobe is promising change, change from what ? America who made it POSSIBLE for HIM to GO TO HARVARD , learn his fancy talk and how to impress the 'LITTLE PEOPLE' ? What will he change into ?

Posted at 1:24PM on Oct 20th 2008 by What Will OBANO change into ?

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Wha? I think you need to delete your comment, think for about what you want to get accross for minute and come back and try that again.

Posted at 1:30PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Cindy McCain is a Junky!

48. Hillbillies vote for hillbillies. She is disgusting..Y'all

Posted at 1:33PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Prince VonAHole FanClub

49.

Obama supporters,
Sheep to the slaughter

Posted at 1:30PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Lamb is a clean meat

50. Sarah Palin will do NOTHING for special needs kids - she doesn't even take care of her own - she slashed the Alaska Special Olympics budget in 1/2 in 2007 - yeah, she really cares.

Posted at 1:30PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Stop the Right Wing Lies

51. G-d forbid the Mavericks win. Go Obama/Biden!

Posted at 1:31PM on Oct 20th 2008 by kadengirl

52. The above proves that one thing republicans have in common, stupidity, the only republicans who are not are the wealthy, at least they are getting something from these idiots, but if you make under a quarter million a year, your just bending over to allow these thugs to pop you one in the ass, and expect you to say thank you while you wave the flag, get with it republicans, the average republican leader cares about only the wealthy while they bamboozle all you poor doomed morons, of course the dems are not much better, but at least they stand for more than greed, stupidity and watching their followers act like a bunch of KKKers.

Posted at 1:41PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Crazywulfe

53. I refuse to believe most of these posts are real because most Republicans are not as ignorant as the commentators on this site. You aren't doing Palin or McCain any favors with your name-calling, racist filled charges and outlandish rants. The more you talk this crap, the more you send people to Obama, you morons. I don't think Palin should have lowered herself by going on SNL.

Posted at 1:34PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Chaka

54. I am amazed at how trim and how well dressed she is. None of those haggish man-suits that lots of women politicians wear. Of course, if a woman isn't ugly or humiliated by her husband. she isn't seen as subservient enough to be president so she can defer to all the men who run Washington. I hope Palin never cuts and poisons her face like Pelosi does. I hope she wins. I'm tired of women always being last on the totem pole of politics. I'm female and I am PROUD of Sarah Palin- and really ashamed of the mean and petty women like Tina Fey and that cheap Sarah Silverman. Yuck.

Posted at 1:31PM on Oct 20th 2008 by YumYum

55. I wonder what Joe Biden had for breakfast? or what he ask of his last hotel? no wait. I don't. Are we really, in truly, that lame?

Posted at 1:32PM on Oct 20th 2008 by comeon

56. I am registered as a Democrat and will vote as such in November:
Why don't we have other political parties involved in election debates?
Abortions of convenience should be banned.
Gun control is bad. Having said that, there are some people who should be prevented from owning guns.
Death Penalty should be un-appealable; same day service.
Our prisons are too nice.
Government should be as large/small as a competent(non-extremist) assesment indicates.
I agree with the person on this site who said that if you are working you should have access to healthcare.
All Children should have access to healthcare.
Proliferation of Nuclear weapons should be grounds for INTERNATIONAL strike.
All Muslims are not extremists.
All Christians are not extremists.
All Republicans are not extremists.
All Democrats are not extremists.
Is there an extremist middle political ground? If so I'm probably there.

So if Obama wins it's at most 4 years. How come those of you on the far right dont even want to give him a chance? Hell, after Bush ANYONE would make a good President! I am still baffled how we could have TWICE elected a man who is sooooo stupid and is every bit as much a puppet as Palin will be when McCain dies in office. One of the requirements for Presidency should be an IQ over 120, and a clear background understanding of the separation of Church and State. Bush clearly would not have been eligible, and Palin is too rooted in religion. This post is probably preaching to the deaf because any of the right/left extremists on this site can't see, hear, or talk rationally. I believe Bush is an "Evildoer" of the worst kind (using his own word). A lot of Republican elite are critical of Palin as CLEARLY UNFIT to assume the Presidency should McCain die.

Obama's campaign is more now about actions. I do believe right now that his campaign is much more positive than McCain's. I mean look at the freaks that are endorsing McCain! All McCain can talk about is an outdated association with a long-ago hippie terrorist who is now involved in the same charitable work as Obama. The Powell endorsement is a great boost for him. Let's see if McCain goes after Powell's credentials.

Good luck to both parties in November.

Posted at 2:29PM on Oct 20th 2008 by 4moreyears - NOT

57. Let's see now.
Seven years after 9-11 there hasn't been a terror attack on American soil.

Let's see how Obama fares...

Posted at 1:34PM on Oct 20th 2008 by ???

58. ur all douchebag tools!!!

i love Palin..

Posted at 1:35PM on Oct 20th 2008 by maggot

59. I'm 45 year old, employ 30 people and already have a hard time making payroll. If Obama is elected he will raise my companies taxes, and I will for sure lay off 1-2 people. Not to mention mandatory healthcare! Multiply that times 5.5 million (census for firms that had paid employees). 10 million more unemployed in the US= depression of 2009. So no matter what you narrow minded dweebs think about Black, cute, SNL, terrorist associations... Vote dem this time and taxes go up and jobs go away!

Mr. Obama does not dispute he is raising taxes- he admits to wanting to re-distribute wealth. He has bad judgement as verified by past associations.

Posted at 10:06PM on Oct 20th 2008 by DonaldH

60. Sarah is a hottie. She looked wonderful on SNL. I wish that I could have some of that!!! I can't wait until she is the President.

Posted at 1:43PM on Oct 20th 2008 by smartGOP

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