Sarah Palin's Alias -- TINA!

So get this ... we found out when Sarah Palin checked into the Omni Berkshire Hotel in NYC for her "Saturday Night Live" performance, she used an alias -- first name, Tina (we're not mentioning last name -- national security!).

And there's more. The hotel had some specific instructions on what Her Hotness needed, and it appears to be a preemptive strike against another Couric attack.

Palin asked for and got copies of the Wall Street Journal, NY Times, New York Post, Daily News, and USA Today. No Wash Post -- of course they're on Team Obama now.

We also learned how the Governatrix keeps that pageant-ready figure -- all she asked for is diet soda, Atkins bars, and skinny white chocolate mochas ... but no whip. We're told Palin made it VERY clear, she's not into whip.

Our favorite part -- her peeps also specify the kind of coffee stirrer she wants -- "thin red straw." She's a red-stater right down to the thing that stirs her drink.

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61. I shudder at the thought of Oprah gushing and gloating over an Obama win for the next 4-8 years...

Posted at 1:43PM on Oct 20th 2008 by just one more reason

62. SHE'LL HAVE ANOTHER ALIAS COME NOVEMBER 4TH, "LOSER"!! BY THE WAY #2, YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON!
GO WASTE SOME MORE OF YOUR POINTLESS LIFE AND LISTEN TO THAT FAT HEAD RUSH!

Posted at 1:46PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Sir Nigel Buttercrumpett

63. 61. Sarah is a hottie. She looked wonderful on SNL. I wish that I could have some of that!!! I can't wait until she is the President.

Posted at 1:43PM on Oct 20th 2008 by smartGOP
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OMG! SHE IS NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! SHEESH! WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP POSTING THAT? DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT MCCAIN'S HEALTH THAT THE REST OF US DON'T? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted at 1:46PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Vote Green and Let God Sort Em' Out!

64. Sarah is a great gal and has a great sense of humor and fortunately she is HOT! Unfortunately we don't know if Hobama has a sense of humor becasue we are not able to make fun or tease Hobama or we would have all of the brown nosing Oprah lesbians complaining and bringing up some racial crap.(Oh yeah that goes for you to Whoopi!, you Ted Danson reject!)

Posted at 1:51PM on Oct 20th 2008 by ObamaUSuk

65. The Daily News endorced Obama on Sunday. I wonder if she saw that headline?

Posted at 1:54PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Todd

66. McCain got himself a "broad" on the ticket so that all the other stupid "broads" would vote for him.
Sorry, old man, I'm not dumb enough to be so easily tricked.
That gun-toting, right-wing beauty queen needs to go home and put her "family values" into practice.
She has an pregnant, teenage daughter & a special needs infant at home. They need her WAY more than we do.
And, just for the record, she made a @$$ out of herself by appearing on SNL.
One more thing, Tina Fey is not mean or petty. She's sarcastic, intelligent and extremely funny.

Posted at 2:06PM on Oct 20th 2008 by nothing better to do

67. Crazywolf.... you steriotype republicans as all greedy. This is not the case. I believe in social programs that make sense and that our country can afford. You cannot stimulate the economy to provide jobs, by raising corporate taxes and adding further welfare programs, growing government expense, Calling repubilcans stupid somewhat outlines your knowledge in these type of affairs. You will no doubt vote Obama because you don't know any better or you think he is smooth.

The "Fair tax" is the answer for the future. Read up voters for next election.

Posted at 10:11PM on Oct 20th 2008 by DonaldH

68. To Wake Up America, Most comments on Obama are not racist. I am a well-educated minority who was looking forward to bringing another minority to the highest office. Unfortunately, Obama's policies are socialistic and I can't bring myself to vote for bigger government. The thought scares me and it should scare all of you.

Posted at 1:56PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Sassafras

69. Who else remembers the outrage of Bush's failed Dubai port deal?
Expect more of that if The Messiah wins

Posted at 1:57PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Osama Bin Laden for Dept. Homeland Security

70. Whats the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina?
... only some retarded things come out of her vagina!!

Posted at 5:55PM on Oct 20th 2008 by nowayjose

71. 26. When it is going to set in OBAMA is going to be the next PRESIDENT OF THE US? LOOK how bad Mcain is failing. You guys should face the facts.

Posted at 12:46PM on Oct 20th 2008 by FACEIT

YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACTS THAT YOU CAN'T SPELL....

Posted at 2:08PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Hello

72. Both sides are so hateful. The comments regarding Obama have the same ring as the Salem Witch hunts. No one thought they were being crazy by getting rid of a large portion of our population due to ungrounded stupid fear.

Posted at 2:12PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Cruiser56

73. If you are a white guy VOTING FOR OBAMA I have one question for you:

Why can't you consider yourself WHITE but BLACKS, LATINOS, ASIANS can refer to their race?

Just curious if you ever thought about that and why that is. I know the standard answer of course about historically oppressed people. But, considering whites will be a minority in the U.S. by 2042 (just 34 years away) at latest is there a point in time when WHITES can refer to themselves as WHITES again? Also, if race is just a Social Construct then why are whites the only ones not allowed to refer to themselves by this Social Construct?

Just curious from a guy who's spent 15 years in Corporate America and has seen tons of Affirmative Action. I guarantee you it will be much, much worse for you guys no matter if McCain or Obama gets in. I'm just wondering if anyone younger thinks of the impact of Affirmative Action on them or is Reverse Racism another banned term?

Posted at 5:21PM on Oct 20th 2008 by TokenWhiteGuy

74. The Texas A & M student newspaper - loud and proud of their heritage of patriotism - has just endorsed Sen. Obama for President. Wooohooooo! And cited, as have many newspapers across America, that McCain's foolish choice of Vice President played a large part in their decision. Rock on Obama!

Posted at 2:15PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Texanite

75. Why is this news? I hate Tina Fey and I could care less about what Palin calls herself when she checks into a hotel. Tina Fey, your 15 mins of fame were done a long time ago and I wish you would just fade away.

Posted at 2:21PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Why???

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