Sarah Palin's Alias -- TINA!

So get this ... we found out when Sarah Palin checked into the Omni Berkshire Hotel in NYC for her "Saturday Night Live" performance, she used an alias -- first name, Tina (we're not mentioning last name -- national security!).

And there's more. The hotel had some specific instructions on what Her Hotness needed, and it appears to be a preemptive strike against another Couric attack.

Palin asked for and got copies of the Wall Street Journal, NY Times, New York Post, Daily News, and USA Today. No Wash Post -- of course they're on Team Obama now.

We also learned how the Governatrix keeps that pageant-ready figure -- all she asked for is diet soda, Atkins bars, and skinny white chocolate mochas ... but no whip. We're told Palin made it VERY clear, she's not into whip.

Our favorite part -- her peeps also specify the kind of coffee stirrer she wants -- "thin red straw." She's a red-stater right down to the thing that stirs her drink.

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76. Yes, thanks again Proud American,

Only those of us in the know can truly comprehend the absolute disaster this country is headed for

Posted at 2:33PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Why Can't the Obama's Own Up?

77. Senator Obama Live on Sunday states, 'As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides, Obama said. 'There are a lot of people in the world
to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it.'We should consider to reinvent our National Anthem as well as to redesign our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren . If we as a Nation of warring people, should conduct ourselves as the nations of Islam, whereas peace prevails. Perhaps a state or period of mutual concord between our governments. When I become President, I will seek a pact or agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation have placed upon the nations of Islam an unfair injustice. My wife disrespects the Flag for many personal reasons. Together she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past, many years ago. She has her views and I have mine'. Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put aside my hatred. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path of hope. My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America.


Posted at 2:34PM on Oct 20th 2008 by truthbtold

78. Love her!!!!!!!!!! She's amazing!!!!!!!

NObama! Lies lies and lies from that mans mouth. You all will see.........

Posted at 2:48PM on Oct 20th 2008 by chanell

79. 76. Senator Obama Live on Sunday states, 'As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides, Obama said. 'There are a lot of people in the world
to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression. And the anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all. It should be swapped for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing.' If that were our anthem, then I might salute it.'We should consider to reinvent our National Anthem as well as to redesign our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren . If we as a Nation of warring people, should conduct ourselves as the nations of Islam, whereas peace prevails. Perhaps a state or period of mutual concord between our governments. When I become President, I will seek a pact or agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation have placed upon the nations of Islam an unfair injustice. My wife disrespects the Flag for many personal reasons. Together she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the past, many years ago. She has her views and I have mine'. Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put aside my hatred. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path of hope. My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America.




Posted at 2:34PM on Oct 20th 2008 by truthbtold
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Will you please stop reposting this! It's already been discounted by numerous websites and media outlets as being a fraudulent email chain. Make yourself a good little right-wing lapdog and do some real research instead of regurgitating everything you find on a myspace bulletin or email chain. moron

Posted at 2:37PM on Oct 20th 2008 by I have to wonder if there'd be this much hype if Obama were white and Palin was a Man

80. oh really?

now....... if you are gonna put her rider up on TMZ, then you should put osamas rider up then!!! have you guys ever heard his demands?

hmmm... didnt think so. GAWD i effing hate one sided sh!t like this.............

oh and to all the osama bin laden hussein obama supporters..... HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT YOU OR THIS COUNTRY!!!!! AND HE IS A MUSLIM! ANYONE WHO DOESNT BELIEVE ME SHOULD DO THEIR RESEARCH!!!!!

Posted at 2:41PM on Oct 20th 2008 by TMZ ARE SUCH LOSER A$$ LIBERALS!!!!!

81. According to Webster's II New Riverside Dictionary.
"Conservative"
Adjective: 1. Tending to oppose change. 2. Moderate: cautious. 3. Traditional in style or manner. 4. Belonging to a conservative political party. 5. Tending to conserve: preservative.
Noun. 1. A conservative person. 2. A supporter of a conservative political party.
"Liberal"
Adjective: 1. Generous. 2. Abundant:ample 3. Not literal:loose. 4. Of, pertaining to, or based on the liberal arts. 5. Respectful of the ideas or behavior of others:tolerant. 6. Favoring democratic reform and the use of governmental resources to effect social progress. 7. Liberal. Of or belonging to a political party that advocates liberal views, esp. in the U.S., Great Britain, and Canada.
Noun. 1. Someone who holds liberal opinions or ideas.
I choose LIBERAL over CONSERVATIVE any day.

Posted at 2:51PM on Oct 20th 2008 by concerned citizen

82. Yes she is an attractive woman, but does that make her ready for the job! Based on some of the responses from some obvious republicans, Barack Obama is BLACK so therefore he can't do anything. So if you are white everything is somehow right - and of course if you are black and oh yeah BARACK OBAMA please step back! Open your eyes and see the truth, THE MAN IS BLACK,SMART and CAPABLE. Sorry but it is theTRUTH!!!!!

Posted at 10:23AM on Oct 21st 2008 by EyesWideShut

83. You ignorant Americans and I mean ALL of you. The reason why your country is crumbling is because you are divided on everything. You disresepect eachother and most of all your policital figures. I don't think Mr. Obama can bring the CHANGE you all need, because its needed from within yourselfs. Stop looking to a future President to make YOU happy.
I have enver seen so much hatred among the best country in the world. The reason why other countries dislike America is because of its power.
I know my opinion doesn't matter on the subject but from what us foreigners have seen, Obama is not the right choice.

Posted at 3:05PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Fair and balanced

84. WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOME OF YOU. PALIN IS HOT...HOT...HOT.AND VERY SMART.................................

Posted at 3:07PM on Oct 20th 2008 by TONY NY

85. The viciousness of the liberal elite is so tasty. So smug. So self-righteous. Like the fiscal conservative I am, I have a great job, make good money and I save, save, save for a rainy day. An Obama presidency is going to be a rainy day that will last 4 yrs. It's going to be an amazing time for me because I will prosper in spite of Obama. He will try to take my money and my guns but I won't let him. As the liberals lose their jobs, I'm sitting pretty because I'm always prepared. I never think the government is going to swoop in and take care of me so I always save for a rainy day even when there isn't one. The suicide rate will go up when the liberals realize what Obama really is and that they've been had. I'm in the front row with popcorn watching the show. It's GREAT to be me! McCain/Palin '08

Posted at 3:09PM on Oct 20th 2008 by MoneyHoney

86. She just plan sucks and should go back to Alaska, where she can watch Russia from her porch.

Posted at 3:16PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Sumo

87. #76 - Obama wore the flag pin to all 3 debates - McCain didn't wear the flag to even one - big deal - do you live in one of the pro-American or anti- American parts of the country? Palin seems to think there are both. The McCain Palin campaign will not be happy until they have completely destroyed this country with their hateful rhetoric - God help us all on Nov 5th when Obama wins and the Christian whack jobs go crazy...

Posted at 3:32PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Stop the Right Wing Lies

88. In the immortal words of Eddie Murphy:

"I got some ice cream, I got some ice cream and you can't have none, 'cause you're on WELFARE...."

Get used to it liberal welfare grubbers because with the messiah in the whitehouse, welfare is exactly where you're going to stay. I look forward to shunning you for trying to take us all down with you.

Posted at 3:37PM on Oct 20th 2008 by you're a gooney googoo

89. To Truthbtold - that oozing hemmorrhoid hanging out of the left part of your ass would be a better president than McCain or Palin - oh wait, is it that racist too??

Posted at 3:37PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Get it right

90. On voting day, there is no way in he** any self respecting white person would vote for Obama. Seriously, why would any white person vote for a black person? I guess he won't win because every white person is racist so there is no way he can win. That's great because there is no way that a black man or woman will ever be president. we must keep them down always. I guess if he wins it will be affirmative action or stealing the votes through ACORN. I guess when you register people 72 times that's alot of black votes you can use to steal the presidency.

IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR F*&KING LIBERAL DOUCHEBAGS? NOW THAT IT'S OUT OF THE WAY, MAYBE YOU CAN QUIT TALKING SMACK EVERY 20 SECONDS ABOUT RACISM AND FOCUS ON THE ACTUAL ISSUES IN THE ELECTION. YOU'RE SUCH A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITS! THAT LOUD SUCKING SOUND YOU HEAR IS YOU!

Posted at 3:52PM on Oct 20th 2008 by just sayin what you think you want to hear

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