Sarah Palin's Alias -- TINA!

So get this ... we found out when Sarah Palin checked into the Omni Berkshire Hotel in NYC for her "Saturday Night Live" performance, she used an alias -- first name, Tina (we're not mentioning last name -- national security!).

And there's more. The hotel had some specific instructions on what Her Hotness needed, and it appears to be a preemptive strike against another Couric attack.

Palin asked for and got copies of the Wall Street Journal, NY Times, New York Post, Daily News, and USA Today. No Wash Post -- of course they're on Team Obama now.

We also learned how the Governatrix keeps that pageant-ready figure -- all she asked for is diet soda, Atkins bars, and skinny white chocolate mochas ... but no whip. We're told Palin made it VERY clear, she's not into whip.

Our favorite part -- her peeps also specify the kind of coffee stirrer she wants -- "thin red straw." She's a red-stater right down to the thing that stirs her drink.

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91. #80 'FAIR AND BALANCED' great post thanks..#82 'FAIR AND BALANCED' like you represent the view of all foreigners?
go F##k yourself will ya!..but you were right on one thing..'your opinion does'nt matter'..but go f##k yourself anyway ok?
and butt out of our TMZ political loon's chat...were all A##holes..but thats american!!..and may the best A##hole win
in this election..my A##hole vote going for Obama..because he's a little more polished turd than the lump McCain is.

Posted at 4:09PM on Oct 20th 2008 by just saying

92. Cindy McCain wears a $313,000 outfit to the convention and is worth over $100 million dollars HERSELF?? They have 16 cars and 7 homes??? Excuse me, just who are these Obama elitists?

Posted at 4:33PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Get it right

93. 90. Meanwhile- Michelle Obama is ordering lobster hors d'oeuvres, 2 steamed lobsters, IRANIAN cavier and champagne!

Get ready for these elitists- they are already planning their Victory Party in Grant Park, taking out the bowling alley in the White House to put in a basketball court, because "the appointed one" likes to shoot hoops!
Nancy Pelosi is declaring a VICTORY for Obama, for the House and Senate.

These people are not to be believed.

McCain-Palin 2008

Posted at 4:14PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Alec

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HAHAAHAHAHAHA! You act like it's THE END OF THE WORLD! HAHA!! Man you mid-western white people crack me up. I know not all of you think like the nitwit above, but damned if some of you don't sound outright CRAZAZY. I'm enjoying reading your psycho babble though. We city dwellers have a hard time understanding you heartland folks only because we tend to ask questions and research and don't think that EVERYONE who doesn't look like us or anyone who doesn't have a bible strapped to their belt-loop next to their gun like you is out to destroy the country and kill us all. Perhaps you should switch to decaf and turn off the tv, stop going to those fear-mongering churches of hate and stop getting your political news from TMZ posters and chill the hell out! LOL

Posted at 4:52PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Proud Satanic Liberal!

94. MICHAEL POWELL (son of colon powell) ENDORSED JOHN McCAIN FOR PRESIDENT (see below)

"Courtesy of Wiki Commons. BOV Rector Michael Powell.
imagefile: By Anon February 1, 2008
Michael Powell ’85, rector of the College and former chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, announced his endorsement of Sen. John McCain for the presidency.

“I believe deeply in supporting people of principle who have the strengths of their convictions,” Powell said. “John McCain has always been guided first by what is in the best interest of the United States … I think Sen. McCain has the experience and the character to serve as Commander-in-Chief and to restore America’s place in the world.” Mchael Poweel said (Son of Colon Powell)."
Colon Powell was a prime figure of getting the USA into the Iraq War and , Now, he endorses Barack Obama for president , unlike his Son, Michael Powell, who endorses John McCain for president. Because of the fact that Barack Obama is very pleased with this endorsement (from a prime figure who got the USA into the Iraq war) from Colon Powell , this Completely takes out any Iraq war agruement that the Team Obama has , in Fact, it makes them look incredibly Unreliable.

Posted at 5:31PM on Oct 20th 2008 by MICHAEL POWELL (the Son of Colon POWELL) PICKS JOHN McAIN FOR PRESIDENT

95. 95. MICHAEL POWELL (son of colon powell) ENDORSED JOHN McCAIN FOR PRESIDENT (see below)

"Courtesy of Wiki Commons. BOV Rector Michael Powell.
imagefile: By Anon February 1, 2008
Michael Powell ’85, rector of the College and former chairman of the Federal Communications Commission, announced his endorsement of Sen. John McCain for the presidency.

“I believe deeply in supporting people of principle who have the strengths of their convictions,” Powell said. “John McCain has always been guided first by what is in the best interest of the United States … I think Sen. McCain has the experience and the character to serve as Commander-in-Chief and to restore America’s place in the world.” Mchael Poweel said (Son of Colon Powell)."
Colon Powell was a prime figure of getting the USA into the Iraq War and , Now, he endorses Barack Obama for president , unlike his Son, Michael Powell, who endorses John McCain for president. Because of the fact that Barack Obama is very pleased with this endorsement (from a prime figure who got the USA into the Iraq war) from Colon Powell , this Completely takes out any Iraq war agruement that the Team Obama has , in Fact, it makes them look incredibly Unreliable.

Posted at 5:30PM on Oct 20th 2008 by MICHAEL POWELL (the Son of Colon POWELL) PICKS JOHN McAIN FOR PRESIDENT

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And your point is????? COLIN is the one who's of any relevance NOT his son lol!! I'm sure the McPalin team are high-fiving and chest-slapping over this breaking news! HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted at 5:34PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Palin Queef!

96. Hey nowayjose!..that was funny!..heres something i've been wondering 'why can't they take any pic's of Palin without that
Tard kid in it?... and why does'nt she just ligthen that load off to the Dodgers to use as a 2nd base?..yes i said it.

Posted at 6:17PM on Oct 20th 2008 by Yo!

97. Just a Reminder . GEORGE WALLACE WAS A DEMOCRAT , along with Jim Crow and the start of the kkk . In the 1990s the Rise of the Nation of Islam can be attributed to DEMOCRAT Spike Lee's Movie. In 2000s the 911 Conspiracies was fueled by DEMOCRAT Michael Moore's Movie about 911 (Note , just about every Hate group in the usa & abroad (ex: nation of Islam,kkk, Hamas, Chavista's (Hugo Chavez group) , Etc believe that 911 was a conspiracy).

Posted at 6:35PM on Oct 20th 2008 by GEORGE WALLACE WAS A DEMOCRAT

98. . Just a Reminder . GEORGE WALLACE WAS A DEMOCRAT , along with Jim Crow and the start of the kkk . In the 1990s the Rise of the Nation of Islam can be attributed to DEMOCRAT Spike Lee's Movie. In 2000s the 911 Conspiracies was fueled by DEMOCRAT Michael Moore's Movie about 911 (Note , just about every Hate group in the usa & abroad (ex: nation of Islam,kkk, Hamas, Chavista's (Hugo Chavez group) , Etc believe that 911 was a conspiracy).

I think we are way beyond republicans and democrats, it is about what is best for the country, but while we are at it Clinton was is a Democract, and probably one of the best pres weve had in 30 years along with Regan. KKK is an extremist christian group that thinks god is white.. But William Wallace was a warrior. thanks for the reminders but no thanks

Posted at 8:04PM on Oct 20th 2008 by nowayjose

99. Yo! and nowayjose, you're both lower than snail sh*t! You should be ashamed of yourselves. Just remember, karma is a beautiful thing!

Posted at 8:11PM on Oct 20th 2008 by T

100. Sara Palin is one classy lady......... Hello Vice President Palin, We do not obama in the white house........ no to government health care, to corruption, higher taxes........ no we want it the good Amrican Way. I pray that obama does not get it....

Posted at 8:54PM on Oct 20th 2008 by McCain Palin 2008

101. ATTENTION OBAMA ROBOTS:

I JUST CALLED THE ..."NATIONAL CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS - OBAMA FOR
PRESIDENT".... AND ASKED FOR THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE:

Yo!
Seymore Butts!
Nowayjose
Palin Queef!
Proud Satanic Liberal
Just Saying
notasucker
Ack

I WAS TOLD THAT ALL THOSE NAMES ARE BEING USED BY THE SAME..."IDIOT -
VOLUNTEER" !!!....THEY WOULD NOT LET ME SPEAK WITH HIM.....THEY
SAID:....."HE WAS TOO BUSY......POSTING...VILE !....PROPAGANDA ...ON
THE TMZ...WEB-SITE !!!!"

DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE...EVERYONE HERE REALLY CANNOT TELL...YOU ARE
THE SAME... "EVIL PERSON" ???

Posted at 9:05PM on Oct 20th 2008 by AL GOREs VAGINA

102. You Americans baffle me. I've been following your election, and I am really shocked at the attacks on Obama.

Look at the campaigning from an outside point of view. McCain and Palin have thrown every dirty tidbit into the ring that they could dig up. Obama has done nothing. Do you think it's because there is nothing to dig up, or that he is just trying to run a clean campaign?

Why would you want to elect a couple of people who sling mud? Don't you think they may turn on you too? They are sucking up to get your loyalty, then they will knife you in the back with huge tax increases. Who knows, maybe they'll even steal Obama's economic plan.

Do you honestly believe politicians don't lie? If you think Obama is a liar, why would you not think that McCain is a liar too? Look at the stuff he's done in the past few weeks. He's even lied to David Letterman, why on earth would he be telling the American public the truth?

Watch the horns come out if you elect those people. I am glad I'm in Canada, with our wishy washy politicians and our bland politics.

Posted at 11:44PM on Oct 20th 2008 by canadarocks

103. Yo - DonaldH - then please explain to me how Bill Clinton created 22 million jobs and Geo W Bush has a net loss of 4 million jobs - could it be because under Bush all of the greedy large coporations were able to outsource their jobs overseas?? Oh yeah, those republicans are job creating machines- The big corporations got all of the tax cuts and really created those jobs here, didn't they?? You sound as ignorant as "Joe the Plumber"
PS - So I guess you personally make over $250,000 per year in your business (otherwise you wouldn't be paying more taxes) and you don't provide any kind of healthcare?? I bet your employees will be voting Obama!!

Posted at 11:53PM on Oct 20th 2008 by holy crap

104. I LOVE Sarah Palin. You go girl!

Posted at 3:23AM on Oct 21st 2008 by McCain-PALIN '08

105. STOP! You really think Palin is ready to be president? Oh I know she has as much expierience as Obama, oh that's not right she was a mayor of a town of 9000 and then an absentee gov of Alaska. Barack Obama has had that responsibility in sole apartment complexes in chicago and has spent the last year explaining his positions yet someone like Palin shows up and because she loosley fits the ideal "hot for teacher" and she thinks Darwin and Dinosauers are scientific propaganda.
It shows the the absolute divide between people who need others to live like them and those who are comfortable with their own ideals.

Posted at 6:40PM on Oct 22nd 2008 by tom theoharis

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