Lohan's Ex Bodyguard Settles Up

16. 5. I hate her now, cuz I hate gays! She is gonna be broke soon, no jobs.

Posted at 4:24PM on Oct 28th 2008 by Rita




isnt your daddy on his knees in some mans bathroom.....screw you you ghetto whore..yes thats right rita you are a pig in nylons

Posted at 8:36PM on Oct 28th 2008 by flo

17. be careful with the judgementals people

Posted at 3:42PM on Oct 29th 2008 by Trendy Wendy

18. IF THERE IS NOW AN OPENING FOR A BODY GUARD FOR MS LOHAN, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY I WILL DO IT FOR NO MONEY. I'LL GUARD HER ALL DAY LONG FOR NOTHING. BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I WOULD BE PROTECTING SOMEONE WHO IS SO SPECIAL AND SWEET, AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS ILL HAVE A TOOTHACHE. AND IF THERE IS TROUBLE I CAN HANDLE IT WITH THE ONE FINGER MARTIAL ART TECHNIQUE, AND THATS PUSHING 911. A BODY GUARDS BASIC RESPONSIBILITY IS TO PROTECT THE CLIENT. THE PROBLEM IS MS. LOHAN ISN'T AN ORDINARY CIENT AND IT WAS PROBABLY VERY STRESS FULL. I SUGGEST A DOZEN BODY GUARDS, ROTATING IN BY TWO BY TWO WITH THE OTHERS CLOSDE BY. THIS WAY YOU HAVE A 360 DEGREE WALL OF PROTECTION SURROUNDING HER. NOW THE THING IS WHO IS GOING TO PROTECT THE HEARTS OF US GUYS FROM HER BEAUTY. ARE THERE ANY BODY GUARDS FOR ME OUT THERE, JUST IN CASE :)

Posted at 12:28AM on Oct 29th 2008 by Rob aka DJ R. Dakar

19. Huh?

17. IF THERE IS NOW AN OPENING FOR A BODY GUARD FOR MS LOHAN, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY I WILL DO IT FOR NO MONEY. I'LL GUARD HER ALL DAY LONG FOR NOTHING. BECAUSE I KNOW THAT I WOULD BE PROTECTING SOMEONE WHO IS SO SPECIAL AND SWEET, AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS ILL HAVE A TOOTHACHE. AND IF THERE IS TROUBLE I CAN HANDLE IT WITH THE ONE FINGER MARTIAL ART TECHNIQUE, AND THATS PUSHING 911. A BODY GUARDS BASIC RESPONSIBILITY IS TO PROTECT THE CLIENT. THE PROBLEM IS MS. LOHAN ISN'T AN ORDINARY CIENT AND IT WAS PROBABLY VERY STRESS FULL. I SUGGEST A DOZEN BODY GUARDS, ROTATING IN BY TWO BY TWO WITH THE OTHERS CLOSDE BY. THIS WAY YOU HAVE A 360 DEGREE WALL OF PROTECTION SURROUNDING HER. NOW THE THING IS WHO IS GOING TO PROTECT THE HEARTS OF US GUYS FROM HER BEAUTY. ARE THERE ANY BODY GUARDS FOR ME OUT THERE, JUST IN CASE :)

Posted at 12:28AM on Oct 29th 2008 by Rob aka DJ R. Dakar



Again,

Huh???

Posted at 1:34AM on Oct 29th 2008 by Huh??

20. poor stinky bitch... next shes gonna be homeless

Posted at 5:09AM on Oct 29th 2008 by Pink

21. u people r so bad, dont comment on something if you have nothing good 2 say

Posted at 5:46AM on Oct 29th 2008 by pips

22. she could'nt pay him huh no wonder y. There's so much rumors that sheez broke now I have no doubt about it. Probably dats y sheez w/ sam cuz she needs some1 2 support her

Posted at 12:58PM on Oct 29th 2008 by xyz

23. she couldn't pay the guy no wonder y. There's lots and lots of rumor dat sheez going broke now I have no doubt it's true. Probably dats y sheez w/ sam cuz she needs some1 2 support her

Posted at 12:58PM on Oct 29th 2008 by unknown

24. Have you noticed that when she is photographed nowadays, you don't see bodyguards aroung her anymore like there was in the past? Sam is her bodyguard, lover, richmama, enabler, shoulder to cry on, breadwinner and employed.

Posted at 10:36PM on Oct 30th 2008 by mav

25. Lindsay is basically a good person.
She needs to get sodomy out her life and get God into her life.

Posted at 2:25PM on Nov 1st 2008 by jm

26. SAMRO just appears to be one of those lezzie controlling bit(hes that is in it for the $$$$. Come on Lindsay, the that carpet muncher is just using you! CONTROLLING every move you make and probably giving you all the drugs you want just so that she can remain in control. I dont get the gay vive from you and I honestly dont think you are sexually involved with her. You should get rid of the users and take control of your life and carrer, remember that your family will always be there for you. The only friend you can count on is GOD! The rest are in it to ride your coat tails! Be safe and dont let anyone make choices in your life for you. Strengthen yourself and get rid of that energy sucking good for nothing broke ass club hopping druggie BIT(H!!! XooxXXxoOox
-Dani

Posted at 7:38PM on Nov 3rd 2008 by danilojan