Celebrity Justice
"Google Me, You Dumb F**k" Lawsuit

Courtney SemelLet's take spoiled bitches for 500. Here's the answer: My dad used to run Yahoo, I'm a really mean chick and I now will beat the crap out of you. The question: Who is Courtenay Semel?

A security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas is suing the daughter of former Yahoo honcho Terry Semel for allegedly pummeling him in a drunken stupor.

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court, Jaroslaw Jarczok claims he was working security last August at 4:00 AM at PURE Nightclub when Courtenay was "quite intoxicated due to alcohol and/or chemical or other substances." He claims she got all foul-mouthed on him.

One thing led to another and he eventually handcuffed Semel, the GF of Tila Tequila. That's when she allegedly struck Jarczok in the face and uttered these soon-to-be immortal words, which deserve a separate line in bold type:

"Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot?...Google me, you dumb f**k."

Jarczok says he's been humiliated and "anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends..." He wants unspecified damages. In case you missed what she said:

"Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot?...Google me, you dumb f**k."




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31. Where the f*#@ did my post go? I was #2, "complementing" this skank on being completely and utterly worthless. I guess her "Daddy" must've gotten the "InterPol"

Posted at 11:42AM on Oct 30th 2008 by Jive

32. ^ Read ("the Internet Police"). This girl is a w(hore) with a capitol "W". Should step in front of a bus & do us all a favor.

Posted at 11:46AM on Oct 30th 2008 by Jive

33. shes nasty looking, but people like her will get a ass kicking, theres always someone who a little nastyer, she dating who?? wow thats nasty, tila is a nasty little person, they both are spotlight hounds, dating???????? or maybe courtenay is making tila date her, she claims shes a mean girl, so give it to her, courtenay i hope you get yours,

Posted at 11:49AM on Oct 30th 2008 by pattie in cali

34. I should know who she is because of her daddy? You have to be kidding.

Posted at 11:57AM on Oct 30th 2008 by Crackhead

35. Someone said "You can check up on the who's who of the world's most wanted there. No, this is not an ad, it's to make a point. Jive, do you seriously think Interpol is the internet police or were you just making a lame joke?"

A joke, I am aware of what/who Interpol are. The real joke is this "celebrity" who thinks she is famous because her "daddy" pioneered a popular search engine in the mid 1990s. Coutenaey = EPIC FAIL!

Posted at 11:58AM on Oct 30th 2008 by Jive

36. The only thing she is capable doing well is soiling her panties if she actually wears any. She may have money but her genetics show a close resemblence to an ungy horse faced spoiled brat, one ugly chick. ( three bagger )

Posted at 12:49PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Smokey

37. She should google Lizzie Grubman.

Posted at 1:13PM on Oct 30th 2008 by CB

38. Lizzie Grubman should run this horse face over with the ML55.

Posted at 1:19PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Justin

39. I HATE THIS HALF-MAN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:05PM on Oct 30th 2008 by NO ON PROP 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

40. He doesn't know who you are because you're nobody. Your dad isn't even somebody. Just because you date a piece of MySpace trash doesn't mean anything. Lady you suck. Lazy Dumb and Drunk is no way to go through life. I hope the bouncer sues and takes money from her. Not like she earned any of that money. What a dumb b*tch

Posted at 2:25AM on Oct 31st 2008 by Timmy D

41. She looks like Amy Winehouse's left armpit after a bad week.

Posted at 2:17PM on Oct 30th 2008 by PolarBear

42. I Googled her. I typed in "drunk ugly skank" and her name popped right up.

Posted at 2:50PM on Oct 30th 2008 by SHAWN

43. Went to YAHOO and GOOGLED her! Is that even correct! ha ha ha. Found out that Courtenay is synonymous to a tawdry skank who's only purpose in life is to live on this earth on the merits of her parent's success and fortune. What an ugly human being! Grow up Courtenay -- your 15 minutes are up and time to disappear. Don't even drag your parent's name in your scandalous addictions and disposition.

Posted at 4:25PM on Oct 30th 2008 by justnuckingfuts

44. See...Courtney doesn't even know why she is famous...

Posted at 10:24PM on Oct 30th 2008 by worm

45. What a loser! The best treatment for this bitch is to stick her worthless, no good, lazy white ass (I'm white by the way) in a trailer park for a year. Get her a job at McDonalds and make her ride a bus for transportation. She'd either learn her lesson and become a grateful contributing member of society or she'd commit suicide. She's a sad, sad excuse for a human.

Posted at 6:56AM on Oct 31st 2008 by maggie

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