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Joe The Plumber Wants to Be Jessica Simpson

Posted Oct 30th 2008 11:25AM by TMZ Staff

Joe the Plumber's next stop: The Ivy restaurant.

The heretofore unknown and more or less mediocre Samuel J. Wurzelbacher is trying to elasticize his 15 minutes of fame: He's actually enlisted three managers to craft his "brand," and could get into country singing. "Joe is a hard-core country music fan, and he can carry a tune," says his manager apparently without irony.

Other possible gigs include shilling for Home Depot or, less specifically, being "the voice of Middle America." One thing he says he won't do: Run for office.

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16. The mindless tools have piped up good and LOUD for this one! What a SHOCK!

God forbid anybody would not be hypnotized by the great MESSIAH Obama (like you other mindless pukes) and DARE to step forward and ask an honest question about his tax policies.

What...average "Joe's" can't ask an innocent harmless hypothetical question, if they owe taxes or something?

OBAMA screams "GET'EM!!" and you pathetic morons charge like blood thirsty NAZI'S to dismember and destroy whatever gets in the way...just because your MESSIAH so ordered it.

WAKE THE F@#K UP PEOPLE!!!

Posted at 5:37PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Mr. A

17. This guy is one picket short of a fence and he makes Palin look smart.

Posted at 4:51PM on Oct 30th 2008 by smanhwood

18. WHY NOT RUN FOR OFFICE MCCAIN PICKE PALIN FOR VICE PRESIDENT

Posted at 5:11PM on Oct 30th 2008 by coraatkinson@sbcglobal.net

19. I think what Joe the plumber represents here, is just how vile and cut throat the left are when you oppose them, and what's it going to be like for us OTHER regular "Joe's" when Adolph Obama gets in charge?

The Nazi's silenced all the opposition to them when Hitler was campaigning against the Jews, from what I've seen out of Obama and all his asinine supporters out there (and on these very pages) it won't take much for him to wage a campaign of HATE against half the U.S. citizens and you pukes (like Duh! up there) will lead the charge of hate and destruction with real ZEST and vigor!

I believe it's already been reported that people are screaming "KILL JOE!" at some of Obama and Bidens rallies? real cool huh?

Posted at 5:44PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Mr. A

20. 8. The mindless tools have piped up good and LOUD for this one! What a SHOCK!

God forbid anybody would not be hypnotized by the great MESSIAH Obama (like you other mindless pukes) and DARE to step forward and ask an honest question about his tax policies.

What...average "Joe's" can't ask an innocent harmless hypothetical question, if they owe taxes or something?

OBAMA screams "GET'EM!!" and you pathetic morons charge like blood thirsty NAZI'S to dismember and destroy whatever gets in the way...just because your MESSIAH so ordered it.

WAKE THE F@#K UP PEOPLE!!!

Posted at 5:37PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Mr. A
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Hahahaha! Nazis? What? Did our "Messiah" rally his troops to call for the head of McCain or something? Did Obama call McCain a "terrorist and a socialist and anti-american"? I must have missed that at one of my brainwashing meetings cuz I could've sworn that was McCain and his pig I mean pitbull.

I'm constantly reading your comments Mr. A and it amazes me how blind you really are. You are ignorant to your own hate. Spout out all the BS you want about Mr. Obama's policies, but the reason why you specifically are not voting for him is because you sir are a bigot. If any of you reading this have any doubt of my statement, please be my guest to look up Mr. A's comments on previous political posts.

Of course none of this matters as I think we all know who'll win this election and get this country back on track, but it still blows my mind to know that there are people like you still out there among the rest of us. Please do us all a favor and DIE OFF.

Racism has no place in our society anymore. It saddens me whenever I think we're almost rid of it, someone like you has to open your mouth.

Posted at 6:05PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Change is Coming Nov 4th! :)

21. He kind of looks like Bruce Willis in this pic? Anyone see the resemblance?

Posted at 6:02PM on Oct 30th 2008 by She

22. Hahahaha! Nazis? What? Did our "Messiah" rally his troops to call for the head of McCain or something? Did Obama call McCain a "terrorist and a socialist and anti-american"? I must have missed that at one of my brainwashing meetings cuz I could've sworn that was McCain and his pig I mean pitbull.

I'm constantly reading your comments Mr. A and it amazes me how blind you really are. You are ignorant to your own hate. Spout out all the BS you want about Mr. Obama's policies, but the reason why you specifically are not voting for him is because you sir are a bigot. If any of you reading this have any doubt of my statement, please be my guest to look up Mr. A's comments on previous political posts.

Of course none of this matters as I think we all know who'll win this election and get this country back on track, but it still blows my mind to know that there are people like you still out there among the rest of us. Please do us all a favor and DIE OFF.

Racism has no place in our society anymore. It saddens me whenever I think we're almost rid of it, someone like you has to open your mouth.

Posted at 5:50PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Change is Coming Nov 4th! :)


Oh ok..so that little diatribe tells the story as it REALLY is then?

You're such an ignorant putz...REALLY! You lefitist pukes are the damnation of this country and you don't even have an argument unless we (on the RIGHT) feed it to you word by word and then you can just turn it around on us like a child saying 'I know what you are but what am I!"

Do you hear McCain supporters threatening to riot if he loses? Do you see the press going after anybody on the Obama side like they have Palin, Joe the Plumber and Florida local news anchors? Get real dumbass. Simply turning the charges against your ignorance on the issues is not exactly a legitimate debate or defense anymore.

All the vitriol and hate speech out of you liberal pukes and the bigoted racism and discrimination against people for having opposing views or ideologies is out of control. Somebody throws a little BACK at ya, and you can't believe it. Well....do BELIEVE it, because it's true.

You're all hypocrits talkin' out your asses.

Posted at 6:07PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Mr. A

23. He was NOT a "plant" by McCain. If he was they would have proven it. They checked this guy out from top to bottom & couldn't link him to McCain. He was actually "picked out" by the Obama people to do a question/answer photo op with the GREAT ONE & made a monkey (no pun intended) out of Obama. That's when all hell broke loose & they set out to "destroy" this guy by digging into his personal life & all because he made Obama slip up & reveal his real economic plan(s). Then Obama went on TV & LAUGHED at a "PLUMBER" like he was someone beneath his educational standards. For a plumber, I think Joe sounded pretty intelligent & had a good deal of ommon sense. I'll take that any day over the pseudo-intellectuals who think they are better than the average working person because they have a lot of education (the wrong kind). THINK about it people. If this is what someone gets for simply asking a question, noone is safe from the Obama gestapo.


Posted at 5:56PM on Oct 30th 2008 by romil1


Doesn't do any good.

If you're voting for McCain...you're automatically a RACIST and should "die off".

I imagine with that kind of logic, if won't be long before another more modern version of the Salem Witch hunts is brought back. Throw a suspected Conservative in the lake....if he floats he's an Obama supporter....if he sinks, he's a racist McCain supporter. lol!

Posted at 6:15PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Mr. A

24. what a joke of course Joe put himself out there for this, McCain plant or not ..but look at the facts people..he use to live in AZ. donated money to McCain's campaign , said he wasn't decided on whom he would vote for..boy that changed with his 15 minutes of fame..he WALKED up to Obama , and he isn't employed as a plumber, has no money to buy any business and no job with any potential to buy a business , he started his question with I AM LOOKING TO BUY ..blah blah blah. And the very next night he was mentioned over 20 times by low and behold..McCain at the debate. So he isn't being attacked because he simply asked a question, he asked a purely bogus question and has cashed in ever since. Even though he would benefit on Obama's plan he chose the easy money and 15 minutes of fame from the failing McCain campaign..some of you people should go back to school and learn to read and comprehend facts and then learn to spell as well. Hiding behind monitors and spewing hate is the program most low info people communicate by. Oh and by the way, I only chose to post this because stupid just filled my patience meter today and i chose to share it with you

Posted at 6:18PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Factcheckbeforeyoupost,idiots

25. 22. Hahahaha! Nazis? What? Did our "Messiah" rally his troops to call for the head of McCain or something? Did Obama call McCain a "terrorist and a socialist and anti-american"? I must have missed that at one of my brainwashing meetings cuz I could've sworn that was McCain and his pig I mean pitbull.

I'm constantly reading your comments Mr. A and it amazes me how blind you really are. You are ignorant to your own hate. Spout out all the BS you want about Mr. Obama's policies, but the reason why you specifically are not voting for him is because you sir are a bigot. If any of you reading this have any doubt of my statement, please be my guest to look up Mr. A's comments on previous political posts.

Of course none of this matters as I think we all know who'll win this election and get this country back on track, but it still blows my mind to know that there are people like you still out there among the rest of us. Please do us all a favor and DIE OFF.

Racism has no place in our society anymore. It saddens me whenever I think we're almost rid of it, someone like you has to open your mouth.

Posted at 5:50PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Change is Coming Nov 4th! :)


Oh ok..so that little diatribe tells the story as it REALLY is then?

You're such an ignorant putz...REALLY! You lefitist pukes are the damnation of this country and you don't even have an argument unless we (on the RIGHT) feed it to you word by word and then you can just turn it around on us like a child saying 'I know what you are but what am I!"

Do you hear McCain supporters threatening to riot if he loses? Do you see the press going after anybody on the Obama side like they have Palin, Joe the Plumber and Florida local news anchors? Get real dumbass. Simply turning the charges against your ignorance on the issues is not exactly a legitimate debate or defense anymore.

All the vitriol and hate speech out of you liberal pukes and the bigoted racism and discrimination against people for having opposing views or ideologies is out of control. Somebody throws a little BACK at ya, and you can't believe it. Well....do BELIEVE it, because it's true.

You're all hypocrits talkin' out your asses.

Posted at 6:07PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Mr. A
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No Mr. A it is selfish pigs like yourself who're the damnation of this country. Your kind have done a bang up job these past 8 years haven't you. This country is in need of hope and all your candidate and his supporters have done throughout their campaign is lie and smear. OUT WITH THE OLD AND IN WITH THE NEW! This country is eating itself alive and the fact that you don't see that Obama is on a mission to change this country for the better is very sad. The proof is in the pudding and I'll take my chances with the "Socialist, Terrorist and Anti-American". Remember to write him a thank you card when he's accomplished getting this country back on top where it belongs with no help from your disgraced candidate McCain. Give it a rest.

Posted at 6:25PM on Oct 30th 2008 by I heart Satan, Abortions and Obama the "Terrorist"

26. If you're voting for McCain...you're automatically a RACIST and should "die off".

I imagine with that kind of logic, if won't be long before another more modern version of the Salem Witch hunts is brought back. Throw a suspected Conservative in the lake....if he floats he's an Obama supporter....if he sinks, he's a racist McCain supporter. lol!

Posted at 6:15PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Mr. A
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Don't put words in my mouth you Nazi! I was speaking directly to YOU. I am smart enough to know that there are other intelligent people in this country voting for McCain for other reasons than his race. YOU (based on the dozens of comments I've seen you post to this site) are the disgrace and racist. Pig! Yuck!

Posted at 6:25PM on Oct 30th 2008 by You're not worth the energy it took to type this

27. 24. what a joke of course Joe put himself out there for this, McCain plant or not ..but look at the facts people..he use to live in AZ. donated money to McCain's campaign , said he wasn't decided on whom he would vote for..boy that changed with his 15 minutes of fame..he WALKED up to Obama , and he isn't employed as a plumber, has no money to buy any business and no job with any potential to buy a business , he started his question with I AM LOOKING TO BUY ..blah blah blah. And the very next night he was mentioned over 20 times by low and behold..McCain at the debate. So he isn't being attacked because he simply asked a question, he asked a purely bogus question and has cashed in ever since. Even though he would benefit on Obama's plan he chose the easy money and 15 minutes of fame from the failing McCain campaign..some of you people should go back to school and learn to read and comprehend facts and then learn to spell as well. Hiding behind monitors and spewing hate is the program most low info people communicate by. Oh and by the way, I only chose to post this because stupid just filled my patience meter today and i chose to share it with you

Posted at 6:18PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Factcheckbeforeyoupost,idiots
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HAHAHAAHA! LOVE YOUR COMMENT. SO TRUE. LOL

Posted at 6:26PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Poot!

28. Well what do you expect, The guy is from Ohio right. Yeah that says it all right there.

Posted at 6:43PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Jan

29. The only well thought answer came from Amazed #7. Most of you would kick a dog if it were dying or offer a sip of water to someone lying by the roadside begging for water. Your intelligence is ZIP! How did you make it THIS far?

Posted at 6:50PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Butterfly

30. The "lies and the smears" are obviously more prevalent against those on the Mccain side of the election....I think THAT's obvious. Look at the hateful rhetoric I'm garnering just for speaking out against the idiots on here that are upset that I'm interrupting their HATE fest against McCain, Palin, Joe the Plumber and any other person they're informed on to HATE against.

It's disturbing to realize that such people exist in this country, in such numbers.

Posted at 6:46PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Mr. A

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