Mickey Flies Out of Club -- Forgets to XYZ

16. LMAO #5, I tried not to look, but it's like a train wreck!! Ewwwwww, just puked in my mouth :(~ lol

Posted at 3:13PM on Oct 31st 2008 by Ava

17. He is stank!!!!!

Posted at 11:32AM on Oct 30th 2008 by Marilyn

18. no #2, that is an african american man....duh!! stupid comment making fool!

Posted at 11:46AM on Oct 30th 2008 by Sandra

19.

You've never had your zipper down, morons? OFcourse... You've never had papparrazi want to take your photograph where ever you go? OF course...
You've never really been loved by masses of strangers because they love your work? Drop dead you gray colored -underweared, inconsequentials. Wouldn't it be great to see what these nobodies, who critizice someone who actually contribuated to OUR entertainment, looked like. Show your faces and your job descriptions. THAT would be hysterical.. Matt...lets see what you look like and what you do for a living. Pussy's in a crowd, that's all you are. Pussy's in a crowd. PUSSY"S

Posted at 12:03PM on Oct 30th 2008 by inny

20. WTF Inny, you seem VERY angry. Calm down. You must be Mickey Rourke. Funny you use a female alias. Anyhow, I'm a financial advisor with a graduate and doctorate degree. Maybe it's not as important as acting (lol), but I'm proud of what I do. Don't like to brag, but I'm damned good-looking, workout three times a week and run every day, and your pic is anything to go by my pecker is way....and I mean WAY bigger than yours. Hell, I doubt I could even fit into a pair of panties. For the previously mentioned reasons my zipper is down often enough you panty-wearing twit. If there were a way to post my photo on TMZ I would.

FYI Mickey, aside from the pink panties and fem shoes I need to comment on your pants. A guys pants should have the hems rest on your ankle with your legs crossed (crossed like a man, not a lady). I'll bet when you're sitting down those leather pants ride halfway up your calves like a pair of Capris (probably why they're wrinkled below the knees in the photo.....that, or you spent a lot of time on your knees in a bathroom stall that night). Fire your fashion consultant or just start wearing skirts bitch!!!

PS Thanks for the compliment Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted at 1:33PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Matt

21. Capri pants...ha ha! Good one, Matt!

Hey inny, I find his pink panties tacky and I a female, so there! Frankly, I find everything about this C.H.U.D. to be slimy. His hair looks like it has been washed in Crisco and his facial hair make him look like one of the Three Musketeer's (the book inny, not the candy). Are my eyes failing me.... does he or does he not have moobs? I can't say for sure because his gut makes it really hard to tell. Also, I can't decide if I hate his shoes more than his pants or vice versa.

This man peaked over 20 years ago. I wish he would just give up! I think if he has one more Botox injection the CDC may put him on some kind of watch list.

Posted at 2:42PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Hahahahahahahaha

22. Jesus- I'm scarred for life now...

Posted at 6:34PM on Oct 30th 2008 by Jenny

23. My eyyyyyyyyyyyzzz!

Posted at 12:32AM on Oct 31st 2008 by namers

24. omg, pink man panties HILARIOUS!!!!!, i bet its a thong too!...lol.
:P

Posted at 12:57AM on Oct 31st 2008 by Countess Rain83

25. Wow Matt..You are my hero!! And you sound hot. Keep posting you are the best thing that happened to TMZ.

Posted at 8:10AM on Oct 31st 2008 by GypsyLaura

26. You didn't comment on his date.

Posted at 6:35AM on Nov 10th 2008 by Rex Planet