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Jose Admits Trying to Boost His Stones

Celebrity Justice11/4/2008 5:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Jose Admits Trying to Boost His Stones

Jose Canseco admitted what we've all known all along -- he's got no sack.

Canseco pleaded guilty to trying to bring a fertility drug across the border from Tijuana, and was sentenced to 12 months' unsupervised probation by a judge. Jose told the court he was trying to reverse the nut-shrinking effects of his steroid use.

JC was busted at the border last month with HCG, an illegal hormone compound.

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oh brother:  1196 days ago

HES HOT! I'll take him with his small nuts!

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sm:  1196 days ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA..... heheehhehe

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Whoa!:  1196 days ago

This "guy" is just sad.

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Sarah:  1196 days ago

Um, I don't think HCG is illegal. But it's prescribed. He was importing it illegally. Big dif. It's also illegal to import antibiotics (and most other prescriptions). HCG is BANNED by most sports groups.

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Barfalufugus:  1196 days ago

Stones? Raisins is more like it.

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Fred:  1196 days ago

Sad sack! Poor guy. No balls vs big muscles... No brainer...GIVE ME MY MANHOOD!!!!

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Yikes-A-Hooty:  1196 days ago

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...nutless wonder. That's rich!

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Harvey is a Jew:  1196 days ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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NUMbnuts:  1195 days ago

NUT SACK NIGHTMARE!!!!


WUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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Barbara:  1195 days ago

what ever happened to invasion of privacy and confidentuality ? Who cares except small minded people who find joy in hurting people they don't like. Jose, go se your M.D.


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kan:  1195 days ago

If you're a dim-wit ballplayer, there are two known ways to turn your 'nads into bird seed: 1) Use steroids 2) Hook up with Madonna.

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word !:  1195 days ago

What a douch bag ,.... He has been hit in the head with too many baseballs. RAT PRICK !!!..

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vw:  1195 days ago

There are no invasion of privacy or confidentiality issues. Mr. "Artifical hormones for brains" made this episode part of the public record when he was charged and tried in U.S. courts. It's now a matter of public record that Canseco has no balls or brains!

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damn ur dumb:  1195 days ago

Maybe there is a reason you can't have kids, Jose. Like maybe because you aren't mentally stable.

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shellbear:  1195 days ago

I am truly rooting for this guy. I think he's had it hard enough. Good Luck Jose!!!

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