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Jose Admits Trying to Boost His Stones

11/4/2008 5:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Jose Canseco admitted what we've all known all along -- he's got no sack.

Canseco pleaded guilty to trying to bring a fertility drug across the border from Tijuana, and was sentenced to 12 months' unsupervised probation by a judge. Jose told the court he was trying to reverse the nut-shrinking effects of his steroid use.

JC was busted at the border last month with HCG, an illegal hormone compound.

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oh brother    

HES HOT! I'll take him with his small nuts!

2096 days ago
2.

sm    

HAHAHAHAHAHA..... heheehhehe

2096 days ago
3.

Whoa!    

This "guy" is just sad.

2096 days ago
4.

Sarah    

Um, I don't think HCG is illegal. But it's prescribed. He was importing it illegally. Big dif. It's also illegal to import antibiotics (and most other prescriptions). HCG is BANNED by most sports groups.

2096 days ago
5.

Barfalufugus    

Stones? Raisins is more like it.

2096 days ago
6.

Fred    

Sad sack! Poor guy. No balls vs big muscles... No brainer...GIVE ME MY MANHOOD!!!!

2096 days ago
7.

Yikes-A-Hooty    

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...nutless wonder. That's rich!

2096 days ago
8.

Harvey is a Jew    

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2096 days ago
9.

NUMbnuts    

NUT SACK NIGHTMARE!!!!


WUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

2096 days ago
10.

Barbara    

what ever happened to invasion of privacy and confidentuality ? Who cares except small minded people who find joy in hurting people they don't like. Jose, go se your M.D.


2096 days ago
11.

kan    

If you're a dim-wit ballplayer, there are two known ways to turn your 'nads into bird seed: 1) Use steroids 2) Hook up with Madonna.

2096 days ago
12.

word !    

What a douch bag ,.... He has been hit in the head with too many baseballs. RAT PRICK !!!..

2096 days ago
13.

vw    

There are no invasion of privacy or confidentiality issues. Mr. "Artifical hormones for brains" made this episode part of the public record when he was charged and tried in U.S. courts. It's now a matter of public record that Canseco has no balls or brains!

2095 days ago
14.

damn ur dumb    

Maybe there is a reason you can't have kids, Jose. Like maybe because you aren't mentally stable.

2095 days ago
15.

shellbear    

I am truly rooting for this guy. I think he's had it hard enough. Good Luck Jose!!!

2095 days ago
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