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Unwed Pregnant Teen Goat Problem Solved

11/4/2008 3:55 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Kenyan goats are more careful than Jamie Lynn Spears and Bristol Palin -- they use condoms!

To control birth rates, Maasai pastoralists in the Great Rift Valley of Kenya place a leather contraption called an olor on a billy goat to block its genitals from mounting the nanny goat.

Casey Aldridge and Levi Johnston could learn a thing or two from animal husbandry.

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VioletteUK    

......Erm...cough...cough...ohmy!

2143 days ago
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Rika    

**snorts**

22funny

2143 days ago
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sogle57    

oh like you guys have never screwed anyone without wearing a condom...get real!!!

2143 days ago
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Barfalufugus    

Hill-Billy Ray Cyrus needs to get one for Justin before he knocks up Miley.

2143 days ago
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Pam    

So could Africans and homosexuals

2143 days ago
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D    

Look a story about Obamas home land.

2143 days ago
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Barfalufugus    

5. So could Africans and homosexuals

Posted at 2:51PM on Nov 4th 2008 by Pam
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Too bad your parents didn't use this, Pam.

2143 days ago
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noitall    

THEY SHOULD HAVE STRAPPED ONE OF THOSE PUPPIES ON OBAMA'S FATHER...!!!!!!!!!

2143 days ago
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Mik    

( If you don't want people to get your goat,don't tell them where it's tied )

2143 days ago
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David    

TMZ's staff's parents should have used it back them to prevent these wastes of DNA from being born.

2143 days ago
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BKFinest    

#8... I feel sorry for the sorry ass that screwed your father...meaning your mother! And, brought forth your TIRED AZZ!

2143 days ago
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realitybaby    

Give me a freaking break - YOU ARE COMPARING TWO RICH WHITE HORNEY BOYS YES BOYS WITH THIS GOAT WHO IS BEING HERDED BY A YOUNG DIRT POOR LITTLE GIRL. DO THE PEOPLE AT TMZ REALLY EXIST ON THE SAME PLANET AS THE REST OF US OR IS ALL THE WHITENESS YOU HAVE SURROUNDED YOURSELVES WITH BLINDED YOU TO THE REALITIES OF REAL LIFE!

2143 days ago
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pua    

Patorialists??? TMZ stay away from the dictionary, and procreating, at least amongst yourselves.

2143 days ago
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romil1    

13. Are you kidding me? In a third world country they try to stop animals from breeding when they provide food. Yet the people who need to stop reproducing aren't "educated" enough to stop reproduction from happening? Unreal.
Posted at 3:15PM on Nov 4th 2008 by Kristen


Don't worry. We'll take car of them. Just wait for the influx of Kenyan immigrants coming to America after Obama is president. It was reported that they are all so excited by one of their own becoming supreme ruler of the free world they're already planning to file their papers.

2143 days ago
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romil1    

13. Are you kidding me? In a third world country they try to stop animals from breeding when they provide food. Yet the people who need to stop reproducing aren't "educated" enough to stop reproduction from happening? Unreal.
Posted at 3:15PM on Nov 4th 2008 by Kristen


Don't worry. We'll take car of them. Just wait for the influx of Kenyan immigrants coming to America after Obama is president. It was reported that they are all so excited by one of their own becoming supreme ruler of the free world they're already planning to file their papers.

2143 days ago
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