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Paris Hilton got the same treatment as any suspected terrorist this morning, when Captain Mensa tried to starpower her way through airport security without ANY proper identification.

Sources say Hilton told officials she just plumb "forgot" to bring along her official headshot to LAX while trying to board an AA flight to San Francisco.

Paris was forced into the "search me" line, and had to fill out a bunch of paperwork to earn her wings back. Hilton still made the flight, along with her 19 bags and the final slice of Benji Madden's dignity.

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16. Seriously have you lived in a freaking cave for the past 7 years?? What a freaking moron!!! You can't tell me this is the first time she has EVER boarded a freaking COMMERCIAL FLIGHT? I doubt it! I can't stand Paris... I think she had a Lobotomy when they did some plastic surgery!

Posted at 10:28PM on Nov 11th 2008 by CC

17. This is a problem -- how? Someone has to fill out additional paperwork, oh brother.
Another tempest in a teapot.
More mountains out of mole hills. You suxxx.

Posted at 1:20PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Joe

18. # 2 Ann. Have you been liviong in a cave since 9/11/01. Since the tragic events on 9/11 all flights require iD. I guess thatyou don't get out much.

Posted at 1:41PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Vincent

19. I bet she doesn't wipe and there isn't enough perfume in ALL of Europe to cover that odious stank!!!

Posted at 1:41PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Headline: Paris Hilton is a simpleton!

20. You can't even get into the gates AREA without a ticket and proper ID. Paris is another example of an attention whore who is far more important in her own mind than in life.

Posted at 1:44PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

21. how stupid is she or how lazy is she

Posted at 2:04PM on Nov 10th 2008 by dish

22. WHAT WERE THEY SUPPOSE ODO LET SOME SKANKY WHORE JUST WALK THRU? THIS BITCH ANF HER PANTY WHIPPED BF...SHOULD JUST CRAWL UNDER THE HOOKER THEY CAME OUT OF...PARIS WILL ALWAYS BE A SKNKY WHORE WHO NEEDS AN AIDS TEST...IF SHE DOESNT ALREADY HAVE IT......

Posted at 2:31PM on Nov 10th 2008 by shannon oughertie

23. Stop posting stories on this do-nothing, home made porno queen! NOBODY but the makers of Valtrex gives to shxts about her.

Posted at 3:01PM on Nov 10th 2008 by RJinchitown

24. If it were anyone else they would not have been allowed to fly with out ID.

But if your Paris Hilton, you can do anything. Including a week in jail for a DUI.

What normal person gets that sentence?

Posted at 3:42PM on Nov 10th 2008 by KendraLuv

25. There are evidently enough people out there who spend enough money on the likes of Paris and Posh to make it profitable for the promoters, sponsors and celebrity industry to keep these do-nothing, no-talent airhead hacks in the public's face. Please identify yourselves so you may receive your beating.

Posted at 4:26PM on Nov 10th 2008 by kan

26. WELL FOR THOSE WHO INSIST ON PUTTING THEMSELVES IN THE MEDIA LIGHT WITH PORNO FILMS, DRUG/ALCOHOL AND ASSORTED FILTH, SHOULD NOT COMPLAIN WHEN SHE PUCKS UP...YOU WANTED THIS WHORE LIFE PARIS, YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE FOR SALE LIKE THE WHORE YOU ARE....NOW DEAL WITH IT...AND TAKE THAT FAT LOSER BENJI WITH YOU.....BOTH OF YOU HAVE NO TALENT...JUST OPPORTUNITY...AND THE ABILITY TO USE PEOPLE

Posted at 5:20PM on Nov 10th 2008 by YODA SPEAKS

27. Hey #23 Kendraluv

Really stupid and proving it in public is no way to go through life.

She did 23 days for a probation violation. Paris Hilton has never been charged with or convicted of DUI. You are right that it was not a normal sentence, only 6 people out of more than 4000 convicted of that crime in California have ever been jailed. You might also think about the sheriff who did not release her after 5 days (10 % of her original sentence) but released Michelle Rodriguez after 18 days of her six month sentence and told the press tht he releases every non violent prisoner after they serve 10 percent.

California cops and courts are an embarassment to the state and our country.

Posted at 5:45PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Fred

28. I've always thought she looked like a bird. A big ol' gawky skinny legged bird, complete with a long beak and beady eyes.

Posted at 6:18PM on Nov 10th 2008 by hate politics in my entertainment

29. EVERYONE of you commenting about how much you hate Paris are the primary reason that this narcissistic, self-centered little girl is still on the map. Oh, and thank TMZ and all those other STUPID media sources! One has the right to an opinion but I also believe that in order for your opinion to be worthy/valid...you have to atleast have met her or her family in either to form an opinion. Most of you are just talking juberish... Don't dislike a girl that you don't know! I have SADLY, hung out with her family..to make a LONG story short..... her mom is a media whore just like Paris.....if you are going to hate Paris, hate her mother as well. What bothers me is a 60 yr old woman who jumps up and down like a lil girl by the sound of Britney's music... awww the days in Vegas Huh Kathy? club Maurea at the Mandelay Bay??? " oh, Do you know my daughter...you know my daughter right??"...I had to wash off your kiss on my cheek with Mr.cLEAN!. YEAH Kathy, the whole world of moronic human beings know your daughter, we've all seen the sex tape which I must say lacks the spice factor.... I would hate to be apart of YOUR family... Nickys 21st bday at body english was all about Paris once again... that to me shows how great of a mother you are! Who the hell needs 6 bodyguards when you are on a public dance floor anyways??? As if ppl care.... Paris dancing with 2 left feet don't help either.... throwing the hands in the air move also are not a smart way to avoid anymore attention.... ego driven family. You are all make me sick

Posted at 6:20PM on Nov 10th 2008 by SANDY

30. If anyone needed proof that paris hilton is a totally brain dead dumbass, here it is. EVERYONE on planet earth knows to bring their ID with them when they fly. What I find amusing is she obviously still has jet-set disease: "The rules don't apply to me". SURPRISE, dumbass!

If PSA gave her a body cavity search, I hope the PSA agent unlucky enough to have to check her out has all his/her infectious disease shots up to date...

Posted at 8:08PM on Nov 10th 2008 by NY121

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