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Paris Meets a Wand She Doesn't Like

Paris Hilton got the same treatment as any suspected terrorist this morning, when Captain Mensa tried to starpower her way through airport security without ANY proper identification.

Sources say Hilton told officials she just plumb "forgot" to bring along her official headshot to LAX while trying to board an AA flight to San Francisco.

Paris was forced into the "search me" line, and had to fill out a bunch of paperwork to earn her wings back. Hilton still made the flight, along with her 19 bags and the final slice of Benji Madden's dignity.

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31. I hate this bitch. She is so worthless.

Posted at 8:46PM on Nov 10th 2008 by JD

32. i'd carry her i.d., little dog, purse and anything else that was legal if she'd give me a kid.

Posted at 8:57PM on Nov 10th 2008 by yeah, really!

33. This is not surprising. What would be surprising is if anyone believes that she has more than 1/2 a brain, or has been f*cked less than Pamela Anderson. Or, if anyone believed that she wasn't a braindead c*cksucking media whore...

Posted at 9:14PM on Nov 10th 2008 by Get outta town

34. You can get on a plane without any id??? That's frightening, indeed, although in Paris Hilton's case, the worse the passengers could suffer would be ear fatigue.

Posted at 11:34AM on Nov 12th 2008 by louis

35. WHERE WAS HER PRIVATE JET.

Posted at 1:49AM on Nov 11th 2008 by kim

36. Porn Star

Posted at 2:12AM on Nov 11th 2008 by In Other News, Porn Star Paris Hilton...

37. she's nothing without her manager

Posted at 6:49PM on Nov 11th 2008 by hahahahaha

38. I read a comment that said paris must not be that stupid cause she makes millions!!!! Of course you can make millions when you already have millions!!! That bitch is far from smart, with her money you can buy someone to do the thinking for you!!! If she had to make millions without her family connections or money she'd be on the streets turning tricks where she belongs!!!!

Posted at 3:18PM on Nov 17th 2008 by winter storm

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