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Paris Meets a Wand She Doesn't Like

11/10/2008 2:54 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Paris Hilton got the same treatment as any suspected terrorist this morning, when Captain Mensa tried to starpower her way through airport security without ANY proper identification.

Sources say Hilton told officials she just plumb "forgot" to bring along her official headshot to LAX while trying to board an AA flight to San Francisco.

Paris was forced into the "search me" line, and had to fill out a bunch of paperwork to earn her wings back. Hilton still made the flight, along with her 19 bags and the final slice of Benji Madden's dignity.

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JD    

I hate this bitch. She is so worthless.

2172 days ago
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bobbyozone    

i'd carry her i.d., little dog, purse and anything else that was legal if she'd give me a kid.

2172 days ago
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YUCK    

This is not surprising. What would be surprising is if anyone believes that she has more than 1/2 a brain, or has been f*cked less than Pamela Anderson. Or, if anyone believed that she wasn't a braindead c*cksucking media whore...

2172 days ago
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louisdpdl    

You can get on a plane without any id??? That's frightening, indeed, although in Paris Hilton's case, the worse the passengers could suffer would be ear fatigue.

2172 days ago
35.

tanya    

WHERE WAS HER PRIVATE JET.

2171 days ago
36.

Fan Since 2007!!!    

Porn Star

2171 days ago
37.

kathy    

she's nothing without her manager

2171 days ago
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winter storm    

I read a comment that said paris must not be that stupid cause she makes millions!!!! Of course you can make millions when you already have millions!!! That bitch is far from smart, with her money you can buy someone to do the thinking for you!!! If she had to make millions without her family connections or money she'd be on the streets turning tricks where she belongs!!!!

2167 days ago
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