Barack Wants You, Unless You Did 63 Bad Things

There's a questionnaire circulating from Barack Obama's peeps that everyone gets if they're up for a Presidential appointment. The short story -- Obama wants all the skeletons out on the table before he nominates anyone.

There are 63 questions prospective nominees must answer. Barack wants to know if the person has sent embarrassing emails, whether that person has been accused of sexual harassment, late in paying child or spousal support. He always wants to know about arrests, and, of course, those pesky housekeepers.

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121. ~Starby~ is my new hero. Idol even.. *prepares for an almighty smiting* haha

Posted at 10:22PM on Nov 13th 2008 by Sneezy

122. Yo # 120. I am sorry that you have such a poor view of Christians. A christians call from GOD is to witness and show love for one onother, even an enemy. That is obviously against human nature. If a person is witnessed to and rejects GOD time and time again then evantually GOD will let that person seal his own fate. That would be his own choice. GOD, who is a HOLY GOD hates sin, and he cannot have sin in his presence. Doing the selffish thing, as lots of people do(including myself at times) is a surefire way to being seperated from GOD eternally-that is what Hell is, to be seperated from GOD forever.
This is not to say that Christians are a bunch of wimps. GODS people in old testament times could be ruthless to the enemies of GOD. When the endtimes come I would be very fearful for you and others like you when GOD decides to show his presence again here on earth.
We christians, at least the ones I know could not vote for a canidate that leads a party that supports abortion, gay marriage ,etc. because it goes against the bible. GOD wins in the end in case you did no know.

Posted at 10:51PM on Nov 13th 2008 by Wade

123. 53. Again OnPoint I ask you again, Your last comment didnt answer my question.

In all your "reading" about Obama, what did you learn about the man? What are his accomplishments?

Really, please answer that, I have asked many times and never gotten an answer from an Obama supporter.

Is it because you cant state one thing he has accomplished or truly learned about him that gives him the experience needed for POTUS?


Posted at 12:24PM on Nov 13th 2008 by Obamanation

OnPoint I would like to know also. I have asked MANY MANY people the same question Obamanation is asking you and I still have not heard anything other than he isn't Republican, or that he's good looking ( not according to me) but others. Or they just flat out think he is the Messiah, or that it would be cool to have a black man in the White house, So many answers that don't say anything about why he should be the President of the United States.

Posted at 11:30PM on Nov 13th 2008 by just asking

124. And just think! We still haven't seen a real honest to goodness birth certificate from the soon to be leader of the free world. How strange!!

Posted at 11:38PM on Nov 13th 2008 by Sue

125. Starby - you are SO right - I happen to believe in God, but also believe that the old testament is a bunch of fairy tales. Do people really believe that Noah lived to 900 and managed to get TWO of every living creature on an arc?? Or that Lot's wife turned around to see Soddom and Gommorah and turned into a pillar of salt?? They are stories made up to give us values, morals, and a fear of God. Anyone who takes them as real is a little out there.
Wade - you contradict yourself - first you say that a Christian's job is to witness and show love to everyone - even an enemy. I sure didn't see that in Sarah Palin, the way she treated Obama ("palling around with terrorists') - she is a false, intolerant Christian. And I don't understand why you would talk about love and then start in about gay marriage. "Love your neighbor as yourself" is also in the Bible. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." There are many contradictory things in the Bible - you can't pick and choose which ones are correct. And as for which ones God would choose to "smite" if he were to return? I think he would take out the intolerant, hateful, racist ones first - the fundamentalists who think that they are Christians, but who hide behind a Bible to justify their hate. I don't think God appreciates that much. Using his good book to promote fear and hate - it's just wrong.

Posted at 10:01AM on Nov 14th 2008 by Peace and Tolerance

126. This is the most ridiculous crud i've ever seen. Incredibly hypocritical. Too bad we don't have even half of these answers from the man who's actually asking them. He'd never give them up and would never even pass his own application to work for himself. Pathetic. Notice he doesn't ask about drug use? Hmmmmmmm.....geeee I wonder why. We see right through you Obama, not all of us are hypnotized worshiping souls that follow the herd.

Posted at 10:55PM on Nov 14th 2008 by decker

127. #33 because ayers didn't kill or drug up anybody you IDIOT.....

Posted at 1:57AM on Nov 14th 2008 by vlo

128. Abby, your quoted passage from "Professor Olson" is complete and utter rubbish. What, Republicans are so desperate to convince themselves that they didn't get wiped out in the election, that they want us to consider what LAND MASS they "won"??? Land doesn't vote. What a ridiculous notion... what a lame argument.

And as for the idea that "Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare...": here are some REAL, meaningful facts: The Democratic party is now overwhelmingly the party of educated voters. Those areas of the country that have the highest concentrations of people with higher degrees now vote Democrat. E.g., Silicon Valley, All of New England, northern VA, Research Triangle Park in NC (Raleigh-Durham area, highest concentration of PhD's in the country. As for donations, lawyers now donate to the Democratic Party over the Republican Party at 4-to-1 rates. With doctors, it’s 2-to-1. With tech executives, it’s 5-to-1. With investment bankers, it’s 2-to-1.

And as for the idea that we are in a phase of complacency and apathy, voter turnout was strong this time around, and not only voter turnout, but numbers of people who were willing to volunteer to make calls, make donations, etc. etc.

I'm sorry but this whole argument you're presenting is riddled with weak, inaccurate thinking.

Posted at 5:23AM on Nov 14th 2008 by Chris H.

129. Chris - attorneys, investment bankers, etc, voting Democratic??? They're called lobbyists! LOL

Posted at 11:38AM on Nov 14th 2008 by Pepper

130. Bryon Wolf Barack Wants You, Unless You Did 63 Bad Things

Posted Nov Bryon Wolf 13th 2008 9:41AM by TMZ Staff

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Posted at 11:18AM on Nov 14th 2008 by Bwo

131. Patience and Tolerance, you are delusional. You know nothing about what you are speaking about. PLEASE, spare me, you are judging by saying I'm going to hell. You don't know me, or anything about me! You are a typical condescending liberal who thinks you are smarter, more unlightened and better than anyone else. Go soak your head.

Posted at 12:00PM on Nov 14th 2008 by Pepper

132. Hey Starby, if you knew anything about the Bible you'd know that God set impossible examples for the Jews in the Old Testament because He was teaching them that no one can live by the law, that's why Jesus came to earth to set us free from all the Old Testament laws and restrictrions. Before you start reciting verses out of context you really need to know the meaning behind these scriptures and the reason for them. Obviously, as the Bible states, if you don't have spiritual insight you won't understand. "These words seem foolish to the fools." LOL

Posted at 10:52AM on Nov 17th 2008 by Pepper

133. Does this mean that Palins grandson gets to be Pres. some day?

Posted at 9:47PM on Nov 15th 2008 by same olde-olde

134. Pepper,
you make no sense, but I know that you think you're right, and will defend it to the end.

Just don't go drinking that Kool-Aid, ok?

Posted at 8:15PM on Nov 14th 2008 by ~ Starby ~

135. Do as I say, not as I do!
This jug-eared hipocrit would not be able to get a job in his own administration!

Posted at 10:25PM on Nov 14th 2008 by OMFG

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