Daisy Duke Shut Out of CMAs

Jessica SimpsonFormer pop singer/actress/wife Jessica Simpson just added another stellar achievement to her disintegrating resume, the CMAs' persona non grata.

In a last ditch effort to save her career, the "Dukes of Hazzard" star released a country album earlier this year -- so it would have made sense to make an appearance at last night's show. Unfortunately, the Carrie Underwood-hosted CMAs had no time to have Tony Romo's current girlfriend perform, present or sit in the bleachers, since they had already filled their ranks with tried and true country artists like ... Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon and Lil Wayne!

But don't worry, Ashlee Simpson's sister doesn't need the entire country music establishment on her side. Tonight she's performing at an Indian casino near Ontario, Calif. and we're told 50% of tix are still available.

"Dancing with the Stars" here she comes!



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61. Jessie's 'dumb act' only lasted so long. And she only has two things that keep her around.

"Dukes" movie made $$, but not cuz of her! No other movie she was in did well or even made it to a theater!

Posted at 10:12PM on Nov 13th 2008 by tomcatt630

62. #51, what does not being white have to with liking the Simpsons?

Anyway, Jessica is NOT a good singer, unless you like really bad singing of course.

I actually feel pain when she sings, and her facial expressions are just too effin funny!!

Posted at 5:19PM on Nov 13th 2008 by mar

63. Jessica needs to focus herself on something other than music or movies

Carrie needs to get over herself. she is the biggest b i t c h and obsessed with herself. Not gracious at all.

Posted at 5:21PM on Nov 13th 2008 by hot snot

64. Somewhere, Nick Lachey is laughing his a$$ off!

Posted at 7:30PM on Nov 13th 2008 by Sasha

65. I think Jessica's the greatest. Sweet honest & adorable!! She wasn't banned at all. That's b.s. She wanted to stay close to Ashley. She is due to have a baby any minute. I don't blame her at all. Their loss!! Love her album!

Posted at 7:55PM on Nov 13th 2008 by tina

66. It's good to see that being a talentless whore's only goes so far in the entertainment industry. Any bets on when she'll do a nude Playboy shoot? It's pretty much all she's got left to try and pump some life back into her career.

Posted at 8:41PM on Nov 13th 2008 by Dolly Fartin

67. too ----Posted at 3:25PM on Nov 13th 2008 by anokie...I understand just fine, "you poor excuse for a human'..and if anyone gets a welfare check it's more than likley your trailer trash azz....just crawl back into the hole you came out of ,and all will be right with the world, and take your spouse with you...make sure you put a muzzle on him or her or it, whatever the case may be........" YOU IDIOT""".

Posted at 8:53PM on Nov 13th 2008 by Mr. Bill Bo Baggens

68.
I had her on a flight from LAX. She definitely acts like a PRINCESS. She won't age well. She will end up being another Farrah Fawcett, doing really dumb things for attention. No wait - - she already does really dumb things for attention, that's called ...........her career!

Posted at 8:58PM on Nov 13th 2008 by Sky Mattress

69. C;mon TMZ, it's not like Carrie has that much power gimme a break.

Posted at 9:21PM on Nov 13th 2008 by LosCabos

70. I am going to show my age but if anyone remembers when they said "and the winner is Vanilla Ice and then JK not on this show don't remember who said it but that would of been so freakin awesome if the real talented Carrie would of said the same thing about this S-L-U-T that would of been it but since Carrie does have class and talent she would not of stooped this low like this mensa who does not get the hint. i agree pose for Playboy already or just get pregnant like your younger sister and dissappear. yeah like Country would've chosen this idiot. How many phome calls did weird Daddy have to make to even try to get her in. But then again Carrie singing and the Camera on this fool saying Oh that's how COountry is suppose to sound not like i am having sex and a seizure all at the same time.. Later loser

Posted at 9:34PM on Nov 13th 2008 by Alex's Chica

71. Would you please tell me where I can purchase the unsed tickets so I can sell them after she makes it BIG TIME!
Thanks

Posted at 11:09PM on Nov 13th 2008 by bob

72. Don't diss Ontario like that! There is not a casino there; however, there is a brand new facility that is georgeous. Too bad Jessica probably will NEVER perform there!

Posted at 10:31PM on Nov 13th 2008 by kathy

73. Sad part is that she is talented, but apparently no one wants her withough Nick Lachey. Good job Pop Simpson on the Casino gig. Seems a little young for that, but oh well. She is just waiting for a ring from Tony anyway. Hope he is smart enough to get a prenup. She tends to divorce men after watching movies in the limo after displaying them at award shows.

Posted at 10:48PM on Nov 13th 2008 by DelW

74. Her album was #1 in Billboard country music charts and she doesn't get invited to the C.M.A.s, ohh not a good thing!
The reason her album hit #1 that week [it fell pretty quickly afterwards] was because her creepy dad made sure it was released on a week were there were no other album releases and also bumped up sales by dad, family, and entourage buying copies. All her appearances were attended by a very well prepared and large cheering squad coached by her obsessed dad.
A promotional video was released on "You Tube" showing people rushing as soon as the doors to one of her venues opened, with her "Come on Over" playing in the background, but you could tell it was planned and a fake video.
The problem here is that she has to make money because their overhead is huge so talent is manufactured and shoved in our faces. She was painful to watch every single time she was on T.V. and what was she doing there on T.V. anyways, such terrible performances.
I hope this is the last we hear from this girl. So fake, a real poser, and her creepy dad. Also, about the comment that Tiger Wood's dad managed his career. .. Tiger Woods has real talent. What talent does this bubble head have apart from knowing how to shake her boobs?
The C.M.A. were all about Carrie Underwood and having Jess there with possibly Tony Romo would have embarassed Carrie.

Posted at 11:12PM on Nov 13th 2008 by Ann

75. The only reason she went to the 'country' market is because their fans are too stupid to rip music off the web hahahaha wow they embrace morons like Kelly 'I used my AI $$ to buy me some fancy boobies' Pickler, and yet they all hate Jessica?? HAHAHAH That just adds insult to injury!

Posted at 1:09AM on Nov 14th 2008 by BlackBird

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