
The gold slipper-clad 56-year-old reassembled actor took time out of dropping -- and apologizing for -- homophobic slurs to go to LAX with his pet chihuahua on Wednesday.
There aren't enough skycaps in the world for all his baggage.

Hate to break the news to you, but that's his penis. You know they warned you about what unprotected sex would do to your unit...can anyone say "9½" weeks of treatment?
You go on brother ....with your cute little pooch all tricked out in her pink hoody . I love that man !!!
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