Palin Desperate Enough for "Housewives"

16. If this report is actually true (and I have serious doubts about that, given that I'm reading here on TMZ, a world leader in rumors, innuendo, lies, and character assassination), this would show just how desperate "Desperate Housewives" must be.

Palin is no intellectual heavyweight by any means, but she has enough street smarts to stay far, far away from "opportunities" such as this.

Posted at 4:23PM on Nov 13th 2008 by ... or _does_ she?

17. Palin and DH would be a horrible match.

I think that Sarah Palin would do much better on a show like "Celebrity Nude Bowling" or "Mud Wrestling with the Stars".

Posted at 4:26PM on Nov 13th 2008 by I want to see _everything_ that Palin's got to offer

18. HOW TO BE JUST LIKE TMZ
A primer in 6 easy steps

1. Find a totally unsubstantiated rumor, or make one up yourself.

2. Offer to give an iPhone to a third grader in a Remedial English class in return for writing a blurb about this rumor.

3. Publish this blurb on a web site along with an ugly-looking photo of one of the people that the rumor concerns.

4. Put a misleading headline on top of the blurb.

5. Put the following text at the end of the blurb: "ONE-OF-THE-PEOPLE-NAMED-IN-THE-BLURB declined to comment, and ANOTHER-OF-THE-PEOPLE-NAMED-IN-THE-BLURB says there's 'no truth' to the rumor."

6. Repeat these steps over and over and over ...

Posted at 4:43PM on Nov 13th 2008 by You too can be like Harvey Levin!

19. 19. CHERRY IS A F*G COWARD !!! NOW he comes out and confesses his love and respect of Gov. Palin??!!!?? Where the f*ck was he during the campaign??? Oh, let me guess...too wimpy to speak out in defense of Palin for fear he'd never work again in Hollyweird, just like the rest of the cowards who said one thing to the press and voted the opposite way once they were in the voting booth!!!!!!

SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:53PM on Nov 13th 2008 by noitall
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Nah, Cherry just admired Palin as a scuzzy creature who could help enhance the ratings of the TV show. I doubt he admired her as anyone who would make a good Vice President.

Posted at 6:49PM on Nov 13th 2008 by But he's still a loser.

20. 19. CHERRY IS A F*G COWARD !!! NOW he comes out and confesses his love and respect of Gov. Palin??!!!?? Where the f*ck was he during the campaign??? Oh, let me guess...too wimpy to speak out in defense of Palin for fear he'd never work again in Hollyweird, just like the rest of the cowards who said one thing to the press and voted the opposite way once they were in the voting booth!!!!!!

SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:53PM on Nov 13th 2008 by noitall
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There must not have been that much vote changing in the booth. The polls taken right before the election showed the exact, same margin as in the ultimate results of the popular vote.

In any case, just like the person wrote above, Cherry doesn't like Palin's capacity to lead our country. He's just "enamored" of her potential for attracting more idiotic viewers to his trashy show.

He's still a slime ball ... just not in the way you're accusing him of being.

And besides, why would someone who is gay be in favor of electing someone who literally demonizes his own sexual preferences?

I think you are so accustomed to spewing out knee-jerk slurs and smears that your capacity to think and reason has been seriously impaired.

Posted at 7:38PM on Nov 13th 2008 by &*()_+!@#$%

21. Hey, just out of curiosity: does anyone know when Briston Palin is getting married to Levi Johnson?

Wasn't that originally going to take place before the election? If indeed the wedding hasn't occurred yet, it had better take place soon, as she is supposedly due in December.

The last I heard, they packed Levi off to the Alaska oil fields to do some heavy labor. When are they going to bring him home for the wedding?

Posted at 8:02PM on Nov 13th 2008 by Enquiring minds want to know

22. That would boost their sagging ratings. I don't think Sarah would do it, but she may surprise us.

Posted at 2:47AM on Nov 14th 2008 by Jan

23. Someone ELSE will write her lines, & she'll say them over & over....
Just like she gave the same, TIRED speech again & again.
IDIOT.

Posted at 1:58PM on Nov 14th 2008 by Teacher

24. Palin is a joke and such a dumbass like her probably couldn't even read the script. Palin is the reason why McCain lost (not that I wanted him as prez). Please please please don't let that dumb slutty bitch be on Desperate Housewives!

Posted at 9:22PM on Nov 18th 2008 by Mandie

25. Sarah has more class in her little finger than Michelle Obama EVER COULD HAVE IN HER WHOLE BODY.. You go, Sarah...

Posted at 9:43PM on Nov 18th 2008 by Janine

26. All these Looney Liberals on here..

Posted at 9:45PM on Nov 18th 2008 by Janine