We don't like reading too much into photos, but Madonna's best bud Gwyneth Paltrow is clearly saying to A-Rod, "Look dude, I'm not telling anyone you're going upstairs. No one even knows she's in town. Trust me, my lips are sealed." 
Gwyneth and A-Rod were at the reopening of the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.
Truth be told, Madonna is MIA.
16. It should be a CLASS A FELONY to ever utter the two words "Madonna" and "Vagina" in the same sentence!
Posted at 2:59PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Please ... NEVER again!!!
17. gwenny's doing A Rod too.....
Posted at 3:16PM on Nov 15th 2008 by boston
18. She actually looks better with him than that 70 year old Hag does!
Posted at 3:30PM on Nov 15th 2008 by YesBabe
19. A Rod must really be a big, dumb freak to get involved with the psycho narcissistic bitch
Posted at 3:45PM on Nov 15th 2008 by scarlett
20. Gwenny, try to put on a pound or two.
Posted at 3:57PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Yucko
21.
Gwenny ; nice clavicles. you do look a little pin pointy eyes and smacky.
Posted at 5:34PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Cold Play
22. She's thinking "I haven't had a bite to eat in weeks. If he doesn't move away from me I'm going to bite a big chunk of his ass".
Posted at 5:35PM on Nov 15th 2008 by here
23. GWENYTH ! GO TO YOUR ROOM ! I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASSOCIATE WITH THAT WOMAN ! SHE'S WAY TOO OLD FOR YOU TO BEING PLAYING WITH ! NOW GIT !!! CONSIDER YOURSELF GROUNDED TILL YOUR 40!!!
Posted at 5:39PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Blythe Danner
24. Those eyes say, "I'm a pilled-up anorexic".
Posted at 5:59PM on Nov 15th 2008 by morfin
25. I was thinking the look on her face was more like...."Let me take that stiff a-rod down my throat"
Posted at 6:02PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Slugger
26. She looks like her Jewish grandmother...not the wasp she wants us all to think she is.
Posted at 10:44AM on Nov 16th 2008 by Wren
27. Madonna matches better sexually with Latin men. I don't know how in the heck she ended up with that British guy...they have a rep of being so cold in bed and soooo boring
Posted at 8:36PM on Nov 15th 2008 by like a virgin
28. she is actually thinking: " I don't know what my friend Maggie sees in this guy, he must have a BIG ONE...I am afraid to look down and check because then TMZ will nail me harder than the wildfires"
Posted at 8:40PM on Nov 15th 2008 by whatchutalkingabout
29. When I see G.P. I think of the time she showed up in public with a bunch of awful sucker marks on her, like a giant octopus had attacked. She and Madonna are both nuts.
Posted at 9:02PM on Nov 15th 2008 by Kay
30. MADONNA HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PIG. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS SHE'S NOW A PIG WITH 2 CHILDREN
Posted at 9:15PM on Nov 15th 2008 by poppy
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