For all of you fight fans wondering what happened in last night's big match -- no, not Lesnar vs Couture -- between once de-penised John Wayne Bobbitt and comedian Rev. Bob Levy ... it didn't make the cut.
Bobbitt sliced himself out of last night's 3-round match at the Marple Sports Arena in Penn. citing high blood pressure problems, and Levy was forced to beat the crap out of some dude named Thomas Kirschman.
John Wayne showed up and apologized to the crowd, then rescheduled his chance to Bobbitt and weave in the ring with Levy in January.