Bobbitt Fight -- Fans Get The Shaft

For all of you fight fans wondering what happened in last night's big match -- no, not Lesnar vs Couture -- between once de-penised John Wayne Bobbitt and comedian Rev. Bob Levy ... it didn't make the cut.

Bobbitt sliced himself out of last night's 3-round match at the Marple Sports Arena in Penn. citing high blood pressure problems, and Levy was forced to beat the crap out of some dude named Thomas Kirschman.