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11/16/2008 1:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Russell Simmons did his best to initiate a game of bikini croquette on a Miami beach yesterday.

No word as to whether the 51-year-old was able to stand back up before the tide came in.

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arte help    

WTF???

2081 days ago
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kan    

One of those girls should have given him a swift kick to the rocks as she walked by. Then you could come back in 50 years with and find his bleached skeleton in that same position.

2081 days ago
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Zoya    

Ur right Jrn but from what i saw there wasnt anything going on down there so what would be the point? LoL

2081 days ago
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SMH    

Ewww

2081 days ago
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Amazed    

Why does it look like 3 heads..but only two girls?

2081 days ago
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who cares    

Holy crap! he looks a like a martian in this picture....well, he is actually sort of anyhow

2081 days ago
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Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is    

Actually, he might be really good in the sack, still, since he is obviously more limer than most men that are a lot younger. Being that fit and limber deserves big kudos!

I think the headline "Simmons bends over backwards for the ladies" would have been better.

2081 days ago
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kan    

Yea, with that pose you could do him without having to kiss him.

2081 days ago
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pebbles    

Notice how none of the girls are even looking at him. Freaking funny!

2081 days ago
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Joanne    

Russell, do you ever spend any time with your daughters? Judging by the tv show, it's like they are becoming miniature Kimora Lee's.. All diva like..

2081 days ago
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kan    

Kinda pathetic. Run over to where the girls are about to walk do your little tricks. As If. Didn't he play Dexter in Night At the Museum?

2081 days ago
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who cares    

take a closer look at this picture: it seems that he is doing acrobatic trying to impress the girls....but guess what? those girls have their eyes someplace else....perhaps a hunk walking by ? hmmmm

I don't blame them

2081 days ago
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billyboyhere    

Another one who will go by the wayside with the arrival of the obama regime....which prides itself on doing your homework, showing up to work on time, pulling your pants up so your prison culture wearing drawers dont show, and being respectful to women.

This Simmons, under the guise of "art and poetry" was an enabler of the N word and B and C words to describe women.

We dont need the "dont work hard" approach this clown tried to pass on to a whole generation...the only one who got filthy rich from it was him and the Chinese Lady he had for a Wife. Now he's surfside doing backward doggie walks to girls that could be his daughters ages.



Enough

2081 days ago
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kan    

The girls heads are turned away. He forgot that when he does this monkey routine he gets flatulent.

2081 days ago
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Not Blind    

He's actually just doing yoga on the beach, not trying to impress the girls. Lots of folks do it, which is probably why the girls aren't paying attention. I think it's great that he's in such good shape at his age.

2081 days ago
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