No word as to whether the 51-year-old was able to stand back up before the tide came in.
One of those girls should have given him a swift kick to the rocks as she walked by. Then you could come back in 50 years with and find his bleached skeleton in that same position.
Ur right Jrn but from what i saw there wasnt anything going on down there so what would be the point? LoL
Holy crap! he looks a like a martian in this picture....well, he is actually sort of anyhow
Actually, he might be really good in the sack, still, since he is obviously more limer than most men that are a lot younger. Being that fit and limber deserves big kudos!
I think the headline "Simmons bends over backwards for the ladies" would have been better.
Russell, do you ever spend any time with your daughters? Judging by the tv show, it's like they are becoming miniature Kimora Lee's.. All diva like..
Kinda pathetic. Run over to where the girls are about to walk do your little tricks. As If. Didn't he play Dexter in Night At the Museum?
take a closer look at this picture: it seems that he is doing acrobatic trying to impress the girls....but guess what? those girls have their eyes someplace else....perhaps a hunk walking by ? hmmmm
I don't blame them
Another one who will go by the wayside with the arrival of the obama regime....which prides itself on doing your homework, showing up to work on time, pulling your pants up so your prison culture wearing drawers dont show, and being respectful to women.
This Simmons, under the guise of "art and poetry" was an enabler of the N word and B and C words to describe women.
We dont need the "dont work hard" approach this clown tried to pass on to a whole generation...the only one who got filthy rich from it was him and the Chinese Lady he had for a Wife. Now he's surfside doing backward doggie walks to girls that could be his daughters ages.
Enough
The girls heads are turned away. He forgot that when he does this monkey routine he gets flatulent.
He's actually just doing yoga on the beach, not trying to impress the girls. Lots of folks do it, which is probably why the girls aren't paying attention. I think it's great that he's in such good shape at his age.
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