Celebrity Justice
Martha Stewart Sued Over Lounge Act

This lawsuit is either the gold standard for bad luck or one of the biggest scams ever.

A guy claims a Martha Stewart lounge chair collapsed on him after the front legs collapsed, crushing his right index finger. The tip of his finger allegedly fell beneath a deck and was eventually retrieved by a family member.

Up to this point it sounds like your basic personal injury case with standard damages. But this plaintiff is special, claiming he's a magician who needs use of his hands -- every part of them. He also claims the injury has affected his ability to play the banjo, which is a big part of his act.

But wait, there's more. He also claims he's a hand model, and who wants to look at a butchered finger?

Oh, did we mention he lives in Iowa, a bastion for hand models we're sure.

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16. I meant to say "The sound of one hand clapping..". Never mind.

Posted at 12:05PM on Nov 18th 2008 by run-that-by-me-again

17. I just want to ask - could people stop knocking Iowa so badly? There are normal people here :) Besides, one of my professors, while I was in college, at University of Northern Iowa - was a hand model. She worked for HSN.. it's a legit profession here. So really that's not that far off from what could be the truth.

Now, a magician in Iowa - is probably stretching it - unless he travels out of state. Iowans would rather do something more exciting that watch a stupid magician.

And btw we aren't all hillbillies and farmers here.

Posted at 12:11PM on Nov 18th 2008 by a normal person from iowa

18. I refuse to buy Martha Stewart products. I bought some king-sized sheets. After the first washing, they no longer fit. Then I bought some dark red bath towels. After probably fifty washings, the washcloths still squeeze out pink water and the towels cover you with bits of fluff.

Posted at 12:16PM on Nov 18th 2008 by Hepzibuh

19. If he plays the banjo, his fingertips would be too callused to be used for modeling

Posted at 12:17PM on Nov 18th 2008 by Hepzibuh

20. 5. And, he uses his hand every night just before falling asleep. He forgot to mention that use.

Posted at 11:36AM on Nov 18th 2008 by The Observer

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I bet he does! ha ha!!! Too true.

Posted at 12:23PM on Nov 18th 2008 by Sad day for news

21. Oh, pile on, why don't we? Jerks. This guy is an actor with Triple Espresso - he ended up in Iowa because the show was so successful here.

Posted at 10:38PM on Nov 18th 2008 by dicks

22. heres your sign.....ya know what iowa stands for....Idiots Out Walking Around

Posted at 12:32PM on Nov 18th 2008 by juscus

23. Why did the finger get moved in this picture? Wasn't it facing towards her mouth? WTF? LMAO..

Posted at 12:59PM on Nov 18th 2008 by T

24. hes suing Martha stewart company and Kmart. He is not over weight. he wasnt sitting on the chair when it collapsed he was moving it and it collapsed. and the chairs were recalled and he wasnt notified about it.
"The lawsuit said Kmart recalled the Sling Garden Chairs due to amputations and crushed fingers and that the companies failed to notify Albanese of the problem."

Posted at 1:26PM on Nov 18th 2008 by from iowa.

25. #5 & #19 - the legal term is "alienation of affection"

Posted at 1:17PM on Nov 18th 2008 by ark

26. ummm... hello! Ashton Kutcher came from Iowa... why is it so far-fetched to believe a hand model could choose to live there, too??

Posted at 1:21PM on Nov 18th 2008 by Crazy_Atheist

27. Crazy_Atheist - You should never use a negative to make a point.

Posted at 1:26PM on Nov 18th 2008 by ark

28. Me too #17, all the sheets and towels I bought from her line were ruined within 2 or three washings. I had to buy those sheet straps just to keep them on the bed. The navy towels have ugly pills all over them. I"ve never seen such poor quality products. I'm sure she doesnt care.

Posted at 1:43PM on Nov 18th 2008 by Stewart Products Suck

29. He should call my buddy George Costanza and they can talk about who had the better hand modeling career, before tragedy stuck....

Posted at 2:36PM on Nov 18th 2008 by Jerry Seinfeld

30. This jerk wants Christmas money, just like some criminals get worse with their usual scams around this time of year. Chairs break, so what, Martha is not making the darn thing herself. And who knows, he may have tampered with the chair for money too.

Posted at 9:40AM on Nov 19th 2008 by Pink

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