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Martha's Victim Gives TMZ the Finger

11/18/2008 4:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Weak stomachs beware -- we just conjured up a photo of the mangled magician's finger that was allegedly lopped off by a malfunctioning Martha Stewart lounge chair ... and it's AWESOME!
Click to reveal!
Patrick Albanese is now suing Martha over his circumcised digit -- claiming he can't perform magic, play the banjo (part of his act) or be a hand model anymore. Patrick is also suing for the mental pain and suffering, and after seeing the picture, the dude has a point -- even though he can't.

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kan    

"I knew something had happened when I heard a snap, but I just couldn't put my finger on it."

1979 days ago
17.

GS    

I just saw the coverage of this story on TMZ a few minutes ago, and I was offended and horrified. The guy may or may not have a case(I honestly don't care), but to use an idiot like that to make fun of Iowa was just stupid.
Just so you know- people in Iowa don't play the banjo. Have any of you ever been to Iowa?
I watched TMZ alm ost every weeknight up until now (against my better judgement) , but this was definately the last time.

1979 days ago
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BeachBum4878    

Give me a break... Looks like he had his finger somewhere it should not have been....Maybe up his $%$$^%

1978 days ago
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